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chadnsc
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tucsonalex wrote: In this thread unabonger invited us to beat him up. http://www.rockclimbing.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=54519 So what does everyone think my chances are? Who's your money on? Is he a weak armchair climber that will fold like an accordian after the first punch, or will he grab me by the ponytail and toss me around like a sack of potatos? Here's a picture of me at my fighting weight: 6'1" 190 lbs. http://pix2.hotornot.com/.../KM/GRKSAMEGBSBB.JPG
I'm 6'-2", 250lbs and I'll take both you and unabonger on at the same time.
Edit: Just don't rape me.
(This post was edited by chadnsc on Jun 23, 2011, 6:10 PM)
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traddad
Jun 23, 2011, 6:42 PM
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chadnsc wrote: Edit: Just don't rape me.
Wait....I assumed that's what "I'll take both you and unabonger on at the same time" meant.
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areyoumydude
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traddad wrote: chadnsc wrote: Edit: Just don't rape me. Wait....I assumed that's what "I'll take both you and unabonger on at the same time" meant.
It's not rape if he gives it up.
That's a lot of meat in that samach.
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Toast_in_the_Machine
Jun 23, 2011, 8:52 PM
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chadnsc wrote: I'm 6'-2", 250lbs and I'll take both you and unabonger on at the same time.
If you are just looking for a fight, let me know.
Would you prefer something with defined rules or more of a street fight?
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macherry
Jun 23, 2011, 9:08 PM
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chadnsc wrote: tucsonalex wrote: In this thread unabonger invited us to beat him up. http://www.rockclimbing.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=54519 So what does everyone think my chances are? Who's your money on? Is he a weak armchair climber that will fold like an accordian after the first punch, or will he grab me by the ponytail and toss me around like a sack of potatos? Here's a picture of me at my fighting weight: 6'1" 190 lbs. http://pix2.hotornot.com/.../KM/GRKSAMEGBSBB.JPGI'm 6'-2", 250lbs and I'll take both you and unabonger on at the same time. Edit: Just don't rape me.
most stupid comment ever
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chadnsc
Jun 23, 2011, 9:09 PM
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macherry wrote: chadnsc wrote: tucsonalex wrote: In this thread unabonger invited us to beat him up. http://www.rockclimbing.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=54519 So what does everyone think my chances are? Who's your money on? Is he a weak armchair climber that will fold like an accordian after the first punch, or will he grab me by the ponytail and toss me around like a sack of potatos? Here's a picture of me at my fighting weight: 6'1" 190 lbs. http://pix2.hotornot.com/.../KM/GRKSAMEGBSBB.JPGI'm 6'-2", 250lbs and I'll take both you and unabonger on at the same time. Edit: Just don't rape me. most stupid comment ever
Too bad you're not a mod anymore or you could banz me.
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chadnsc
Jun 23, 2011, 9:12 PM
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Toast_in_the_Machine wrote: chadnsc wrote: I'm 6'-2", 250lbs and I'll take both you and unabonger on at the same time. If you are just looking for a fight, let me know. Would you prefer something with defined rules or more of a street fight?
Well to keep it gentlemanly let's say no kicking to the groin, no kidney punches, no biting, no thumbs in the eyes, and no fish-hooking.
Other than that anything goes.
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chadnsc
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areyoumydude wrote: traddad wrote: chadnsc wrote: Edit: Just don't rape me. Wait....I assumed that's what "I'll take both you and unabonger on at the same time" meant. It's not rape if he gives it up. That's a lot of meat in that samach.
Yup lots-o-meat.
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chadnsc wrote: macherry wrote: chadnsc wrote: tucsonalex wrote: In this thread unabonger invited us to beat him up. http://www.rockclimbing.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=54519 So what does everyone think my chances are? Who's your money on? Is he a weak armchair climber that will fold like an accordian after the first punch, or will he grab me by the ponytail and toss me around like a sack of potatos? Here's a picture of me at my fighting weight: 6'1" 190 lbs. http://pix2.hotornot.com/.../KM/GRKSAMEGBSBB.JPGI'm 6'-2", 250lbs and I'll take both you and unabonger on at the same time. Edit: Just don't rape me. most stupid comment ever Too bad you're not a mod anymore or you could banz me.
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chadnsc
Jun 23, 2011, 9:24 PM
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If you think that a self deprecating joke about uni and tucs whoopin' my ass and railing me was the stupidest comment ever made on this site then you haven't been doing your job as a mod.
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Toast_in_the_Machine
Jun 23, 2011, 9:26 PM
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chadnsc wrote: Toast_in_the_Machine wrote: chadnsc wrote: I'm 6'-2", 250lbs and I'll take both you and unabonger on at the same time. If you are just looking for a fight, let me know. Would you prefer something with defined rules or more of a street fight? Well to keep it gentlemanly let's say no kicking to the groin, no kidney punches, no biting, no thumbs in the eyes, and no fish-hooking. Other than that anything goes.
Bettendorf is on the other side of the state, but I might be able to get us some time at chief master hover's in the fall. A day at palisades followed by some sparing sounds good to me.
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chadnsc
Jun 24, 2011, 1:20 AM
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Toast_in_the_Machine wrote: chadnsc wrote: Toast_in_the_Machine wrote: chadnsc wrote: I'm 6'-2", 250lbs and I'll take both you and unabonger on at the same time. If you are just looking for a fight, let me know. Would you prefer something with defined rules or more of a street fight? Well to keep it gentlemanly let's say no kicking to the groin, no kidney punches, no biting, no thumbs in the eyes, and no fish-hooking. Other than that anything goes. Bettendorf is on the other side of the state, but I might be able to get us some time at chief master hover's in the fall. A day at palisades followed by some sparing sounds good to me.
With the shape I'm in now I and almost guarantee that you'll out climb me then whoop my ass.
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Toast_in_the_Machine
Jun 24, 2011, 1:45 AM
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chadnsc wrote: Toast_in_the_Machine wrote: chadnsc wrote: Toast_in_the_Machine wrote: chadnsc wrote: I'm 6'-2", 250lbs and I'll take both you and unabonger on at the same time. If you are just looking for a fight, let me know. Would you prefer something with defined rules or more of a street fight? Well to keep it gentlemanly let's say no kicking to the groin, no kidney punches, no biting, no thumbs in the eyes, and no fish-hooking. Other than that anything goes. Bettendorf is on the other side of the state, but I might be able to get us some time at chief master hover's in the fall. A day at palisades followed by some sparing sounds good to me. With the shape I'm in now I and almost guarantee that you'll out climb me then whoop my ass.
I'm sure you will out climb me. And, I would likely kick your ass.
Did I spray yet, that I just got this week my black belt in Taekwondo?
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chadnsc
Jun 24, 2011, 1:52 AM
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Oh trust me if you can consistently climb .10's you'll out climb my weak ass.
I figured you had some type of ass kicking schooling.
The only thing I'd have going for me is I outweigh you by 60 pounds but against a black belt in Taekwondo that won't help me much.
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chadnsc wrote: The only thing I'd have going for me is I outweigh you by 60 pounds but against a black belt in Taekwondo that won't help me much.
You're kidding right?
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Toast_in_the_Machine
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squierbypetzl wrote: chadnsc wrote: The only thing I'd have going for me is I outweigh you by 60 pounds but against a black belt in Taekwondo that won't help me much. You're kidding right?
Please elaborate.
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chadnsc
Jun 24, 2011, 12:58 PM
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I too would love to hear squiers' explanation for this.
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Toast_in_the_Machine wrote: squierbypetzl wrote: chadnsc wrote: The only thing I'd have going for me is I outweigh you by 60 pounds but against a black belt in Taekwondo that won't help me much. You're kidding right? Please elaborate.
My dad and his military pals started training me in martial arts since I was a pup (got my black belt in TKD at 14 or 15; we had an Olympic gold medalist at our gym, fwiw). I can handle myself pretty well, but I'd run like hell before going toe to toe with a man 60 lbs heavier than me, especially if we're talking about a guy who once broke an armed mugger's arm (among other things... unless I have Chad mistaken for somebody else).
20 lbs is a damn big advantage in a fight, now 60 lbs? You may be faster and more agile, but beating up a (decent) fighter 60 pounds heavier than oneself isn't something that happens often.
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Toast_in_the_Machine
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chadnsc wrote: I too would love to hear squiers' explanation for this.
Did you buy it?
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Jun 27, 2011, 1:56 PM
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Nope, didn't buy it.
I've never broken and armed muggers arm. 
Unless you're stupid enough to get down on the ground and/or grapple with your opponent a smaller, faster, and better trained fighter can easily take down a larger opponent.
I've seen it happen dozens of times and even been the 'smaller' guy in the fight a few times. Every time the better trained smaller fighter won.
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There are two people I wouldn't fight, even with padded sparring gear on: the local high ranking ATA TKD master and my Krav instructor. Both of whom I have an easy 40 pounds on.
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Toast_in_the_Machine wrote: There are two people I wouldn't fight, even with padded sparring gear on: the local high ranking ATA TKD master and my Krav instructor. Both of whom I have an easy 40 pounds on.
Key words there are "master" and "(Krav Maga) instructor". You just earned your black belt, a noteworthy deed sure, but you're probably far from a "master". I mistook Chad for somebody else on the site (or perhaps I misunderstood some past posts of his entirely), thinking that he was proven to hold his own in a fight. If not, well there ya go.
And pretty much the whole point of civilian krav maga is churning out a combatant who can defend themselves effectively against a larger/heavier/better armed opponent. I know a couple people in the military who are barely 5' 8" and could kick our collective asses multiple times over, but they're not your average Joe or Squier or Chad or Toast.
I'm not a fan of armchair commando-ing, so I won't insist on the matter.
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I weigh 160, can 3 hang 5.10c and am a ninja, so according to the prevailing logic in this thread, I can kick both ya'lls fat asses.
Bring it!
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