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pianomahnn
Sep 29, 2001, 9:39 PM
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Rules: A few sentences...the last sentence remains unfinished and the next person picks up where that one left off. You cannot respond to yourself.
When I walked outside I noticed something moving the bushes. It was 1:00 in the afternoon so I knew it wouldn't be any crazy evil night creature bent on killing me. I approached my bushes and peered down into them and to my surprise I saw...
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metoliusmunchkin
Sep 29, 2001, 11:24 PM
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...a little dog. He staired at me with loving eyes and then quickly came closer to me as if to receive a better glance at me. As he neared, I noticed that one of his ears was slightly shorter than the other. He huddled around my leg and began to lick my hand. And then suddenly out of the bushes pop a huge...
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pianomahnn
Sep 30, 2001, 1:00 AM
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...snarling Fiend. Yes, that's right, fiend was in the bushes right behind that cute little dog. "What the hell is fiend doing in my bushes?" I asked myself. Well, he answered that question quickly. "I tell you what..."
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rrrADAM
Sep 30, 2001, 1:41 AM
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"...you hose-head, that's my dog. And I don't appreciate you getting him to lick you.
He's supposed to be..."
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metoliusmunchkin
Sep 30, 2001, 3:07 AM
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...my guard dog!! And you're ruining all of his training!!" Then, Pianomahnn answered; "What are you doing training him so late at night for? You scared the hell out of me back there!"
Then, fiend replies: "Well, sit down, I'll tell you...
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rrrADAM
Sep 30, 2001, 3:10 AM
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...how to read a clock, you see, it's really 1:00 in THE AFTERNOON. So you see..."
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pianomahnn
Sep 30, 2001, 3:15 AM
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"...that sun up there, yeah, it's there because the moon needed the night off. It was tired of working the late shift all of the time." Well, damn, fiend is the genius and we should all go home. But that's not how it was to be today, nope nope nope. He abruptly left, along with his dog, and jumped into a precariously parked yugo not far down the block. Off he drove...
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metoliusmunchkin
Sep 30, 2001, 3:25 AM
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...down the street. I wondered why the moon hadn't come out tonight. After concluding that the moon had been working too hard to come out and work his night shift, I retired to bed, but first, the usual cup of hot chocolate. I went to the kitchen to fix it up when there sitting on the counter was fiends dog!! How did he get in my kitchen? Then, amazingly, the dog actually began to speak!! He looked at me with a strange sort of puzzlement and said...
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rrrADAM
Sep 30, 2001, 3:32 AM
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..."Yo quiero 'Taco Bell'!!! No seriously, I'm hungry, you got any..."
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pianomahnn
Sep 30, 2001, 3:42 AM
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"...French silk pie?" Now, on any other day this would seem a bit odd, but since the moon was deciding what shifts it was going to work, I figured this was just par for the course. "French silk pie?" I questioned. "Why would I have any French Silk pie?" "Well," the dog continued, "because you seem like a smart lad, and smart lads eat the French silk pie." Damnit...I was a smart lad, and there was pie to be found. I found myself pondering what to do...
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rrrADAM
Sep 30, 2001, 3:48 AM
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so I looked in the fridge and to my horror found that I was mistaken. I had no French Silk Pie, but instead in my fridge was a French Silk 'Tie', how embarassing. So I told Fiend's dog, "I'm sorry...
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metoliusmunchkin
Sep 30, 2001, 4:05 AM
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...we don't have any french silk pie, but I have this lovely silk 'tie', if that would fill you up as much as the pie, I guess that would work." I handed the dog the tie and he began munching away, between munchs telling me how much he loved to go rockclimbing with his master fiend all the time, and how he likes to meet all of fiend's girlfriends dogs and such. "So, have you done any climbing?" I asked. He replied ...
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Sep 30, 2001, 4:26 AM
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..."Yea, I just climbed Chris Sharma's crack. It's a greasy manky crack, needs to be cleaned. And you ???"...
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rrrADAM
Sep 30, 2001, 4:41 AM
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..."washed your hands yet ???" "Hell no!!!", he replied. "He's my..."
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pianomahnn
Sep 30, 2001, 6:36 AM
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Okay people....this is going very well, but perhaps a little more content....3 4 words sentences is not enough...come on now....use them edumacations ya'll iz having.
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pianomahnn
Sep 30, 2001, 6:38 AM
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"...Personal slave." I now understood my destiny. I was to kidnap fiend's dog, and make it my own. Only then would I know the real meaning of life. Which I soon found out was...
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climberchk
Oct 1, 2001, 8:33 AM
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To become a "crag-dog-napper" I would go around to all the crags and steal the little crag dogs. Then I would put them away in my purple 'lil VW bus and teach them how to...
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spodski
Oct 1, 2001, 11:03 AM
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... be my slaves so i could use them in my plan to take over the world. you see it was all part of my destiny, it was writen in the holy www.rockclimbing.com forums for me yes me to take over the world with my army of little crag dogs. see i was gonna teach them to....
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pianomahnn
Oct 1, 2001, 1:56 PM
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...to fly. See, I know how to fly, and the only way to take over the world would be to show these crag pups how to do it also. And it comes in real handy; just the other day I was soloing El Cap with my gym shoes while eating a chicken dinner. I think I saw Trevor down at the bottom wasting some time with that "gear" stuff everyone is raving about. So, back to the flying. First we will overtake the ...
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cass
Oct 1, 2001, 4:15 PM
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whats this - it was then I woke abruptly with Fiend's dog licking my face. Did you enjoy your meal I asked. He replied he did. What's your name? He thought a second and replied...
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spodski
Oct 2, 2001, 1:11 AM
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.....my name is alouishis sylvester cromton lake but u can call me phil. the reason i came to u is so i can teach u how to be the best climber in the world. when really iam but it looks funny when people see a dog climbing on rocks, so with this in mind when u become the best u will give me all the money from comps, endorsments etc. its gonna be like a puppet regime ill run the show but youll do all the.....
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pianomahnn
Oct 2, 2001, 5:52 AM
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...ass kissing. See, I'm evil, and evil people really finish first, not last. Now, while you're working hard, I will be vacationing in the Bahamas with my fellow Poodles, the Bizatch Twins. They are fine pieces of dog. And with that...
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Oct 2, 2001, 9:24 AM
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Then suddenly something was thrown through the window and landed at my feet. It was a stone and there was some paper wrapped around it. Phil and I stood back a moment. “You open it” Phil says, rather nervously. I picked up the stone and started to read out the note. It started “Dear….
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Oct 2, 2001, 4:51 PM
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...give you a big wet kiss. And trust us you dont want that. We think that they are gay and they seem to hold guys in between their big...
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spodski
Oct 3, 2001, 4:09 AM
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toes and thats not the best of smells. so i warn u for the last time if the books are not returened your in trouble.
yours sincerely
mr bookmann
I asked phil " what are u going to do, ive heard of these crusher brothers. I recomend u give those books back."
to my suprise this little crag dogs reply was.....
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