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ratstar
Oct 3, 2001, 10:47 PM
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...I cant I used them all for toilet paper and how am I supposed to give all that back. I guess I could go and buy all the books and then give them back but I dont have any money so I have to find a way to make some quick cash before the send the crusher brothers to get me.
"Ah hah," I said "I know how you can make money and buy back the books all you gotta do is...
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spodski
Oct 4, 2001, 12:43 AM
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get your self some hot pants and a skimmpy top and go sell your ass down at the fountain, or you can always go find yourself a proper job like everyone else, i heard that this place around the corner is hirering people around the corner as......
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cass
Oct 4, 2001, 11:56 AM
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lap dogs. How's your dancing?!? ha ha We will just have to plan a course of action. You gather all your mates this evening and we'll discuss it more. "Ok" says Phil, "see you later". I decided to take a rest - such a stressful day! As I headed to the bedroom the phone rang. Who could it be. I picked up the receiver "hello", silence on the other end of the line, "hello, anyone there?", "hey its Fiend here, have you seen Phil, tell him...
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fiend
Oct 5, 2001, 12:57 AM
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..I saw those Bizatch poodles while I was soloing Realization ( ) and they were all "Fiend! Wazzup wit yo bad self you sexy superstar?"
So I downclimbed through the crux and told them that Phil was gone, and I had no idea where he was now. They were super pissed, something about a crack deal with Sharma or something, so to distract them and calm them down I tried making conversation and asked if they had any news on the squirrel army invasion going on in Idaho.
And you'll never guess what they told me! The sexy pink poodle looks me right in the eye and says....
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Oct 5, 2001, 1:02 AM
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..."Pianomahnn is far sexier than you. He is who we desire. And so do all of our playboy bunny playmate owners. They drool over him daily...watching him climb Realizaion blind folded...." So, fiend sulked in the corner for a few days after that...
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fiend
Oct 5, 2001, 1:22 AM
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and awoke several days later in a puddle of his own, well, bad stuff.
Staggering to his feet he let loose with a mighty roar that rent the heavens in twain, causing billions of coconuts, from all over the world, to begin weeping and sobbing desperately in an attempt to .......
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spodski
Oct 6, 2001, 1:25 PM
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there would be nothing left. but i was smart i knew this was going to happen so i built an ark and colected 2 of each animal( sound familer) so when the cocunut milk drained away there would.......
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Oct 6, 2001, 2:07 PM
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be a whole world covered with a film of coconut oil. Fiend thought every route, every boulder will be all mine..But how do I clean coconut oil off holds? Rock climbing as we know would be gone for ever. But, maybe thats alright, since my true passion is surfing http://www.rockclimbing.com. I have to............
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spodski
Oct 8, 2001, 1:15 AM
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that nothing had changed, i was still in my futon laying there in the same position as i went to bed in last night, wow i thought that was a f---ed up dream. so i proceded with my routin toilet shower...etc. when i stumbled across this little puppy and i remembered that.........
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Oct 8, 2001, 4:59 AM
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....it's not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game. And I had already played one hell of a game, but there was still one quarter left to go.
At moments like this I had to think back to how my great uncle Matilda had always told me to "...
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spodski
Oct 8, 2001, 6:35 AM
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to be a gentleman, open car doors for ladies, say thankyou and all that sort of stuff, but i thought to myself if iam playing this game i cant do all that sort of stuff cos winning really is everything its like my other uncle jim use to say they never remember 2nd place, then i thought to myself what game am i playing i looked around and rlised it was........
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Oct 8, 2001, 8:05 PM
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...time for the invasion of the killer squirrels in Idaho. I turned on the T.V. and saw them torching buildings and running naked in the streets scaring all the 'lil kiddies. You'll never believe what I saw next, it was climberchk. She was leading the lil squirrel invasion. She turned to the news camera and...
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Oct 8, 2001, 10:21 PM
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and said, "PURPLE MONKEY !!!" Then all was silent. Then suddenly.
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spodski
Oct 9, 2001, 2:01 AM
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BANG! out of no where there appeared a huge.......
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climberchk
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... a totally huge Purple monkey. All of the sudden the squirrels stopped what they were doing and...
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Oct 9, 2001, 7:43 PM
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...danced a jig. A million hairy vermin, choreographed to dance in usinson a hypnotic rhumba, thus confusing the ape. The purple beast teetered one way, and everyone ran to avoid it. Then is teetered the other way, and the people ran back to avoid it again. this three stooges-esque games played itself baqck and forth for nigh upon 4 hours. The Squirrels danced, and the ape tetered, and the people ran, wehn Suddenly BATMAN appeared, looked into the camera and said with a campy grin...
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Oct 10, 2001, 1:15 AM
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iam realy superman with a stupid batman costume on, then he said never worry people ill get rid of these animals that have been terrorising fair gotham city i know its batmans city but i cant think of where i live at the moment, so he started out collecting the animals in to one big group so he could......
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ratstar
Oct 12, 2001, 12:51 AM
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...roast them on a big fire. To have the whole darn town come over for a big barbeque. He produced some A1 steaksauce and began basting. Then Batman showed up wearing a superman costume and said "ok who forgot the...
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Oct 12, 2001, 1:47 AM
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Oct 12, 2001, 2:18 AM
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advance and bivy were out of the question so retreat they did all the way back...
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