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kachoong wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: It's martini time. Yeah... the glass martini shaker that I got as a gift broke while making my second dry martini. Fuck. That sucks!! It sounds like he must have gotten away with out injury. Yup. No stitches this time. That's good then. How did it break? Hopefully you didn't loose alcohol in this tragedy. I had just filled it with some ice and just a tickle of vermouth when I proceeded to shake it. The first ice cube flying out the side was the major clue. I think since it was so fucking hot here, the ice made a rapid temperature change and a few jarring impacts led it to crack. Could be. Knocking it over along the side of the pool would do it too. Yeah we haven't really filled up the pool yet. Just pulled it out of the basement today. So, it's a blow-up doll?! hmmm....
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dr_feelgood
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the_climber wrote: artm wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: By the way... [ellipses] ... Any plans for next saturday? I will be status post wedding with open bar and day after brunch, and in northern mass... Anyone up for an afternoon assault of something vertical and rock-esque? Where would you want to go? If you could not tell, this was a non-sober posting, and I doubt I would be in any shape to climb. two days of wedding festivities with an open bar will do that to a man. But possibly WH/CATH.... I was going to say. Everyone knows Doc + open bar= No climbing the next day. Art + cocktails with friends he hasn't seen in a year + somebody else is buying = no climbing. Brenden + too much booze = Not likely to climb the next day. That said, I have climbed hunk over more thims than I can count... I just need a brutal appraoch and a pitch or two to get into it.... so, Brenden + Booze + crag with short aproach = not a good Idea. Yeah. The key is definately a few motrins, a liter of water as soon as you can hold it down, a beer and a nasty approach.
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dr_feelgood
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the_climber wrote: kachoong wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: It's martini time. Yeah... the glass martini shaker that I got as a gift broke while making my second dry martini. Fuck. That sucks!! It sounds like he must have gotten away with out injury. Yup. No stitches this time. That's good then. How did it break? Hopefully you didn't loose alcohol in this tragedy. I had just filled it with some ice and just a tickle of vermouth when I proceeded to shake it. The first ice cube flying out the side was the major clue. I think since it was so fucking hot here, the ice made a rapid temperature change and a few jarring impacts led it to crack. Could be. Knocking it over along the side of the pool would do it too. Yeah we haven't really filled up the pool yet. Just pulled it out of the basement today. So, it's a blow-up doll?! hmmm.... More of an inflateable sheep.
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epoch
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kachoong wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: It's martini time. Yeah... the glass martini shaker that I got as a gift broke while making my second dry martini. Fuck. That sucks!! It sounds like he must have gotten away with out injury. Yup. No stitches this time. That's good then. How did it break? Hopefully you didn't loose alcohol in this tragedy. I had just filled it with some ice and just a tickle of vermouth when I proceeded to shake it. The first ice cube flying out the side was the major clue. I think since it was so fucking hot here, the ice made a rapid temperature change and a few jarring impacts led it to crack. Could be. Knocking it over along the side of the pool would do it too. Yeah we haven't really filled up the pool yet. Just pulled it out of the basement today. So, it's a blow-up pool?! It's a blow-up something?...
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dr_feelgood wrote: the_climber wrote: kachoong wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: It's martini time. Yeah... the glass martini shaker that I got as a gift broke while making my second dry martini. Fuck. That sucks!! It sounds like he must have gotten away with out injury. Yup. No stitches this time. That's good then. How did it break? Hopefully you didn't loose alcohol in this tragedy. I had just filled it with some ice and just a tickle of vermouth when I proceeded to shake it. The first ice cube flying out the side was the major clue. I think since it was so fucking hot here, the ice made a rapid temperature change and a few jarring impacts led it to crack. Could be. Knocking it over along the side of the pool would do it too. Yeah we haven't really filled up the pool yet. Just pulled it out of the basement today. So, it's a blow-up doll?! hmmm.... More of an inflateable elk. Wierdo
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dr_feelgood
Jun 9, 2008, 9:36 PM
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epoch wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: the_climber wrote: kachoong wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: It's martini time. Yeah... the glass martini shaker that I got as a gift broke while making my second dry martini. Fuck. That sucks!! It sounds like he must have gotten away with out injury. Yup. No stitches this time. That's good then. How did it break? Hopefully you didn't loose alcohol in this tragedy. I had just filled it with some ice and just a tickle of vermouth when I proceeded to shake it. The first ice cube flying out the side was the major clue. I think since it was so fucking hot here, the ice made a rapid temperature change and a few jarring impacts led it to crack. Could be. Knocking it over along the side of the pool would do it too. Yeah we haven't really filled up the pool yet. Just pulled it out of the basement today. So, it's a blow-up doll?! hmmm.... More of an inflateable alligator. Wierdo This is what jesus thinks of you judging me:
In reply to: Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.
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epoch
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dr_feelgood wrote: epoch wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: the_climber wrote: kachoong wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: It's martini time. Yeah... the glass martini shaker that I got as a gift broke while making my second dry martini. Fuck. That sucks!! It sounds like he must have gotten away with out injury. Yup. No stitches this time. That's good then. How did it break? Hopefully you didn't loose alcohol in this tragedy. I had just filled it with some ice and just a tickle of vermouth when I proceeded to shake it. The first ice cube flying out the side was the major clue. I think since it was so fucking hot here, the ice made a rapid temperature change and a few jarring impacts led it to crack. Could be. Knocking it over along the side of the pool would do it too. Yeah we haven't really filled up the pool yet. Just pulled it out of the basement today. So, it's a blow-up doll?! hmmm.... More of an inflateable alligator. Wierdo This is what jesus thinks of you judging me: In reply to: Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. I'm glad you are friends with jesus. Maybe someday he'll come back and show you that he cares. Until then I'll be over there ---> drinking heavily.
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dr_feelgood
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epoch wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: epoch wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: the_climber wrote: kachoong wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: It's martini time. Yeah... the glass martini shaker that I got as a gift broke while making my second dry martini. Fuck. That sucks!! It sounds like he must have gotten away with out injury. Yup. No stitches this time. That's good then. How did it break? Hopefully you didn't loose alcohol in this tragedy. I had just filled it with some ice and just a tickle of vermouth when I proceeded to shake it. The first ice cube flying out the side was the major clue. I think since it was so fucking hot here, the ice made a rapid temperature change and a few jarring impacts led it to crack. Could be. Knocking it over along the side of the pool would do it too. Yeah we haven't really filled up the pool yet. Just pulled it out of the basement today. So, it's a blow-up doll?! hmmm.... More of an inflateable alligator. Wierdo This is what jesus thinks of you judging me: In reply to: Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. I'm glad you are friends with jesus. Maybe someday he'll come back and show you that he cares. Until then I'll be over there ---> drinking heavily. So why did we post a picture of a dog's taint? One of the few benefits of growing up with a protestant minister as a mother is being able to quote scripture for my own twisted purposes. I'm going to the 8th circle of hell after all.
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chossmonkey
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dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: It's martini time. Yeah... the glass martini shaker that I got as a gift broke while making my second dry martini. Fuck. That sucks!! It sounds like he must have gotten away with out injury. Yup. No stitches this time. That's good then. How did it break? Hopefully you didn't loose alcohol in this tragedy. I had just filled it with some ice and just a tickle of vermouth when I proceeded to shake it. The first ice cube flying out the side was the major clue. I think since it was so fucking hot here, the ice made a rapid temperature change and a few jarring impacts led it to crack. Could be. Knocking it over along the side of the pool would do it too. Yeah we haven't really filled up the pool yet. Just pulled it out of the basement today. Whaaa??? I thought you had a real pool?
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chossmonkey
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artm wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: By the way... [ellipses] ... Any plans for next saturday? I will be status post wedding with open bar and day after brunch, and in northern mass... Anyone up for an afternoon assault of something vertical and rock-esque? Where would you want to go? If you could not tell, this was a non-sober posting, and I doubt I would be in any shape to climb. two days of wedding festivities with an open bar will do that to a man. But possibly WH/CATH.... I was going to say. Everyone knows Doc + open bar= No climbing the next day. Art + cocktails with friends he hasn't seen in a year + somebody else is buying = no climbing. Excuses, excuses.
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chossmonkey
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kachoong wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: It's martini time. Yeah... the glass martini shaker that I got as a gift broke while making my second dry martini. Fuck. That sucks!! It sounds like he must have gotten away with out injury. Yup. No stitches this time. That's good then. How did it break? Hopefully you didn't loose alcohol in this tragedy. I had just filled it with some ice and just a tickle of vermouth when I proceeded to shake it. The first ice cube flying out the side was the major clue. I think since it was so fucking hot here, the ice made a rapid temperature change and a few jarring impacts led it to crack. Could be. Knocking it over along the side of the pool would do it too. Yeah we haven't really filled up the pool yet. Just pulled it out of the basement today. So, it's a blow-up pool?! Just like Brunhilda.
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dr_feelgood
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chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: It's martini time. Yeah... the glass martini shaker that I got as a gift broke while making my second dry martini. Fuck. That sucks!! It sounds like he must have gotten away with out injury. Yup. No stitches this time. That's good then. How did it break? Hopefully you didn't loose alcohol in this tragedy. I had just filled it with some ice and just a tickle of vermouth when I proceeded to shake it. The first ice cube flying out the side was the major clue. I think since it was so fucking hot here, the ice made a rapid temperature change and a few jarring impacts led it to crack. Could be. Knocking it over along the side of the pool would do it too. Yeah we haven't really filled up the pool yet. Just pulled it out of the basement today. Whaaa??? I thought you had a real pool? Its real enough... Just so happens to be made mostly of plastic, 5' deep, and above ground. And currently empty. Basically a large kiddie pool. But it holds water and cools me down in the summer.
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dr_feelgood
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chossmonkey wrote: kachoong wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: It's martini time. Yeah... the glass martini shaker that I got as a gift broke while making my second dry martini. Fuck. That sucks!! It sounds like he must have gotten away with out injury. Yup. No stitches this time. That's good then. How did it break? Hopefully you didn't loose alcohol in this tragedy. I had just filled it with some ice and just a tickle of vermouth when I proceeded to shake it. The first ice cube flying out the side was the major clue. I think since it was so fucking hot here, the ice made a rapid temperature change and a few jarring impacts led it to crack. Could be. Knocking it over along the side of the pool would do it too. Yeah we haven't really filled up the pool yet. Just pulled it out of the basement today. So, it's a blow-up pool?! Just like Brunhilda. Nah she was real enough... and quite insane. It's great when you find these things out after a stretch instead of up front...
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chossmonkey wrote: imnotclever wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: imnotclever wrote: kachoong wrote: imnotclever wrote: I'm just poking my nose in here cause I see kaboom's back. how was your trip. Imguessing it was mentioned about 6 pages back or something. Great trip! Awesome! And yeah, you find some talk about it about 6 woossie pages back. It's about 4 back for me. A little backwards browsing and my jelusy meter is going up, up, up. At least it's just your j3luzy meter. I know excited you get when you post to the Grupe. itz soo exciting! You should try it sometime. grupes R ghey. j3luz!
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epoch
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dr_feelgood wrote: epoch wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: epoch wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: the_climber wrote: kachoong wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: It's martini time. Yeah... the glass martini shaker that I got as a gift broke while making my second dry martini. Fuck. That sucks!! It sounds like he must have gotten away with out injury. Yup. No stitches this time. That's good then. How did it break? Hopefully you didn't loose alcohol in this tragedy. I had just filled it with some ice and just a tickle of vermouth when I proceeded to shake it. The first ice cube flying out the side was the major clue. I think since it was so fucking hot here, the ice made a rapid temperature change and a few jarring impacts led it to crack. Could be. Knocking it over along the side of the pool would do it too. Yeah we haven't really filled up the pool yet. Just pulled it out of the basement today. So, it's a blow-up doll?! hmmm.... More of an inflateable alligator. Wierdo This is what jesus thinks of you judging me: In reply to: Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. I'm glad you are friends with jesus. Maybe someday he'll come back and show you that he cares. Until then I'll be over there ---> drinking heavily. So why did we post a picture of a dog's taint? One of the few benefits of growing up with a protestant minister as a mother is being able to quote scripture for my own twisted purposes. I'm going to the 8th circle of hell after all. You don't see jesus? He's there staring at you. Watching you.
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kachoong
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epoch wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: epoch wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: epoch wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: the_climber wrote: kachoong wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: It's martini time. Yeah... the glass martini shaker that I got as a gift broke while making my second dry martini. Fuck. That sucks!! It sounds like he must have gotten away with out injury. Yup. No stitches this time. That's good then. How did it break? Hopefully you didn't loose alcohol in this tragedy. I had just filled it with some ice and just a tickle of vermouth when I proceeded to shake it. The first ice cube flying out the side was the major clue. I think since it was so fucking hot here, the ice made a rapid temperature change and a few jarring impacts led it to crack. Could be. Knocking it over along the side of the pool would do it too. Yeah we haven't really filled up the pool yet. Just pulled it out of the basement today. So, it's a blow-up doll?! hmmm.... More of an inflateable alligator. Wierdo This is what jesus thinks of you judging me: In reply to: Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. I'm glad you are friends with jesus. Maybe someday he'll come back and show you that he cares. Until then I'll be over there ---> drinking heavily. So why did we post a picture of a dog's taint? One of the few benefits of growing up with a protestant minister as a mother is being able to quote scripture for my own twisted purposes. I'm going to the 8th circle of hell after all. You don't see jesus? He's there staring at you. Watching you. He can't see Jesus coz all the blood rushed from his head.
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chossmonkey
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dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: It's martini time. Yeah... the glass martini shaker that I got as a gift broke while making my second dry martini. Fuck. That sucks!! It sounds like he must have gotten away with out injury. Yup. No stitches this time. That's good then. How did it break? Hopefully you didn't loose alcohol in this tragedy. I had just filled it with some ice and just a tickle of vermouth when I proceeded to shake it. The first ice cube flying out the side was the major clue. I think since it was so fucking hot here, the ice made a rapid temperature change and a few jarring impacts led it to crack. Could be. Knocking it over along the side of the pool would do it too. Yeah we haven't really filled up the pool yet. Just pulled it out of the basement today. Whaaa??? I thought you had a real pool? Its real enough... Just so happens to be made mostly of plastic, 5' deep, and above ground. And currently empty. Basically a large kiddie pool. But it holds water and cools me down in the summer. Well fuck.... Here we thought you were actually longing by a real pool when you were all laid up. Like some sort of rich kid.
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chossmonkey
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Arrogant_Bastard wrote: chossmonkey wrote: imnotclever wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: imnotclever wrote: kachoong wrote: imnotclever wrote: I'm just poking my nose in here cause I see kaboom's back. how was your trip. Imguessing it was mentioned about 6 pages back or something. Great trip! Awesome! And yeah, you find some talk about it about 6 woossie pages back. It's about 4 back for me. A little backwards browsing and my jelusy meter is going up, up, up. At least it's just your j3luzy meter. I know excited you get when you post to the Grupe. itz soo exciting! You should try it sometime. grupes R ghey. j3luz! Of homos? Not likely.
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kachoong wrote: epoch wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: epoch wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: epoch wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: the_climber wrote: kachoong wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: It's martini time. Yeah... the glass martini shaker that I got as a gift broke while making my second dry martini. Fuck. That sucks!! It sounds like he must have gotten away with out injury. Yup. No stitches this time. That's good then. How did it break? Hopefully you didn't loose alcohol in this tragedy. I had just filled it with some ice and just a tickle of vermouth when I proceeded to shake it. The first ice cube flying out the side was the major clue. I think since it was so fucking hot here, the ice made a rapid temperature change and a few jarring impacts led it to crack. Could be. Knocking it over along the side of the pool would do it too. Yeah we haven't really filled up the pool yet. Just pulled it out of the basement today. So, it's a blow-up doll?! hmmm.... More of an inflateable alligator. Wierdo This is what jesus thinks of you judging me: In reply to: Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. I'm glad you are friends with jesus. [img]http://nynerd.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/can%20you%20see%20jesus.jpg[/img] Maybe someday he'll come back and show you that he cares. Until then I'll be over there ---> drinking heavily. So why did we post a picture of a dog's taint? One of the few benefits of growing up with a protestant minister as a mother is being able to quote scripture for my own twisted purposes. I'm going to the 8th circle of hell after all. You don't see jesus? He's there staring at you. Watching you. He can't see Jesus coz all the blood rushed from his head. Zing!!
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epoch wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: epoch wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: epoch wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: the_climber wrote: kachoong wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: It's martini time. Yeah... the glass martini shaker that I got as a gift broke while making my second dry martini. Fuck. That sucks!! It sounds like he must have gotten away with out injury. Yup. No stitches this time. That's good then. How did it break? Hopefully you didn't loose alcohol in this tragedy. I had just filled it with some ice and just a tickle of vermouth when I proceeded to shake it. The first ice cube flying out the side was the major clue. I think since it was so fucking hot here, the ice made a rapid temperature change and a few jarring impacts led it to crack. Could be. Knocking it over along the side of the pool would do it too. Yeah we haven't really filled up the pool yet. Just pulled it out of the basement today. So, it's a blow-up doll?! hmmm.... More of an inflateable alligator. Wierdo This is what jesus thinks of you judging me: In reply to: Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. I'm glad you are friends with jesus. [img]http://nynerd.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/can%20you%20see%20jesus.jpg[/img] Maybe someday he'll come back and show you that he cares. Until then I'll be over there ---> drinking heavily. So why did we post a picture of a dog's taint? One of the few benefits of growing up with a protestant minister as a mother is being able to quote scripture for my own twisted purposes. I'm going to the 8th circle of hell after all. You don't see jesus? He's there staring at you. Watching you. Wow I am slow.... Jesus's face is a dog's bunghole.
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chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: It's martini time. Yeah... the glass martini shaker that I got as a gift broke while making my second dry martini. Fuck. That sucks!! It sounds like he must have gotten away with out injury. Yup. No stitches this time. That's good then. How did it break? Hopefully you didn't loose alcohol in this tragedy. I had just filled it with some ice and just a tickle of vermouth when I proceeded to shake it. The first ice cube flying out the side was the major clue. I think since it was so fucking hot here, the ice made a rapid temperature change and a few jarring impacts led it to crack. Could be. Knocking it over along the side of the pool would do it too. Yeah we haven't really filled up the pool yet. Just pulled it out of the basement today. Whaaa??? I thought you had a real pool? Its real enough... Just so happens to be made mostly of plastic, 5' deep, and above ground. And currently empty. Basically a large kiddie pool. But it holds water and cools me down in the summer. Well fuck.... Here we thought you were actually longing by a real pool when you were all laid up. Like some sort of rich kid. Not quite... There were many afternoons of my broken ass floating in the pool with a six pack. But it is an above ground pool.
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dr_feelgood wrote: epoch wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: epoch wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: epoch wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: the_climber wrote: kachoong wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: It's martini time. Yeah... the glass martini shaker that I got as a gift broke while making my second dry martini. Fuck. That sucks!! It sounds like he must have gotten away with out injury. Yup. No stitches this time. That's good then. How did it break? Hopefully you didn't loose alcohol in this tragedy. I had just filled it with some ice and just a tickle of vermouth when I proceeded to shake it. The first ice cube flying out the side was the major clue. I think since it was so fucking hot here, the ice made a rapid temperature change and a few jarring impacts led it to crack. Could be. Knocking it over along the side of the pool would do it too. Yeah we haven't really filled up the pool yet. Just pulled it out of the basement today. So, it's a blow-up doll?! hmmm.... More of an inflateable alligator. Wierdo This is what jesus thinks of you judging me: In reply to: Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. I'm glad you are friends with jesus. Maybe someday he'll come back and show you that he cares. Until then I'll be over there ---> drinking heavily. So why did we post a picture of a dog's taint? One of the few benefits of growing up with a protestant minister as a mother is being able to quote scripture for my own twisted purposes. I'm going to the 8th circle of hell after all. You don't see jesus? He's there staring at you. Watching you. Wow I am slow.... Jesus's face is a dog's bunghole. Hey Jeff, the bar's still open... DCT
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dr_feelgood
Jun 10, 2008, 1:05 AM
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So.... yeah. This town is a few miles away from me.
In reply to: SIMSBURY - Police are investigating a most unusal bomb scare - a bomb stuffed in a roaster. A motorist on Powder Forest Drive Friday morning noticed what looked like a whole chicken - the kind bought at grocery stores for roasting - with a pipe bomb stuffed inside, police said. When they arrived on the scene around 9 a.m. officers found the roaster had an improvised explosive device where the fowl's innards should have been. They closed the road for part of the morning as the Hartford Police Department's bomb squad was called to detonate the device, police said. In its recent history, Simsbury and local residents have had their problems with hungry black bears, roaming coyotes and escapee emus. Now town folks can add store-bought chicken, stuffed with a bomb, to the list of odd animal incidents. With the chicken and bomb taken care of, police are left to investigate who's responsible for the strange incident. Police Capt. Matthew Catania would not describe the bomb, but said it was "capable of causing harm to a person." He said the police didn't know if the bomb was made by one or more people, but the department is investigating. Anyone with information is asked to call Det. Sgt. Fred Sifodaskalakis at 860-658-3140 A pipe bomb in a chicken... And yes. I have an Alibi.
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obsessed
Jun 10, 2008, 2:39 AM
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chossmonkey wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: chossmonkey wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: granite_grrl wrote: chossmonkey wrote: Where is everyone? I'm at work! I've got pointless morning meeting #1 in 15min and I'm trying to finish my tea. I'm going to avoid being on the floor today. Its a hot one out there! I'm going to die being out there the entire weekend. Your hubby loves you for it. Go breadwinner go I'm not sure if I should use this--> or this--> Well, it's not like you aren't rebuilding the house. And a cool round deck. And being the house husband. And cleaning the house when you expect company. Even when the company doesn't end up coming
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obsessed
Jun 10, 2008, 2:53 AM
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chossmonkey wrote: In other news.... The Ass Succubus didn't come over and try and steal my ass's soul as planned. Honestly... What kind of parent puts their kids before their own needs. Its no wonder kids now days are so spoiled. They will be picking my nursing home one day.
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