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meatbomz
Jan 14, 2011, 5:58 PM
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dr_feelgood wrote: meatbomz wrote: camhead wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: snoopy138 wrote: kachoong wrote: snoopy138 wrote: kachoong wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: kachoong wrote: camhead wrote: hmm... does the koala pose a franchise risk? Or is he too outraged at the high gas prices in TexAss? I should be happy I'm knot paying Aussie prices. And having to deal with liters. I'm still trying to wrap my head around acre feet per second as am I. Is that some sort of volume flow, or a typo? Yepp... amount of flow that would cover an acre in a foot of water. The old-ass Texass Cockatoos use it. I can't quite visualize the amount. If it was a hectare meter I would equally fail at visualizing it. Perhaps refrigerator centimeter would be easier. it seems like a fairly retarded unit of measurement. shouldn't you just use cubic meters? Because cubic meters is a volume, not volume flow. Idiot. Yeah, unit of flow would be, like, a cubic meter of feces flowing over snupe's corpse in one second, no? Fuck me, I'm like 40 pages back while staring at all day meetings. yeah, I'm only 11 behind right now.
I'm reeling it in hand-over-fist.
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meatbomz
Jan 14, 2011, 6:00 PM
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caughtinside wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: caughtinside wrote: imnotclever wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: epoch wrote: climbs4fun wrote: imnotclever wrote: Travel distance! Oh please! OKel has been to Vegas three times from Ontario, Donny has been here a couple of times from Maine. You're central! I think that is distance from each other. Yes, it doesn't actually serve any sort of practical purpose. Except for CI who only takes planes when he needs to go over water. (and it was more fun than work) This is true. Air travel has become so uncivilized. I'm not a germ guy, but taking my shoes off at the metal detector gives me the willies. Sounds like yore a germ guy. Or a terrorist. nah, not so germy. SOme of the dishes in the molestar... I was going to go to the gym, but I just got laid (non marital secks ok) so I'll probably go to the dog park instead.
Yeah there was some dishes in play on the October Creke trip that were still unwashed from the April trip.
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camhead
Jan 14, 2011, 6:11 PM
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caughtinside wrote: kachoong wrote: Any of you guys gong to get teh new Josh guide? I saw an ad for it yesterday. which one is it? THat best of, or the Central?
Probably the second edition of classic 5.5-5.9 moderates!
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camhead
Jan 14, 2011, 6:12 PM
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imnotclever wrote: caughtinside wrote: meatbomz wrote: camhead wrote: caughtinside wrote: camhead wrote: meatbomz wrote: Whhil Whheaton Can't remember if I mentioned this already, but on the topic of different measurement units, the clamheads have started describing different crag approaches in "Castleton Units." Supercrack Buttress is .1 Castletons Cliffs on Insanity are .6 Lost City .25 T-wall .5 Motherlode .17 Hike out of Muir Valley .35 Tends to work best for steep slogs, though. I'm not sure how many Castletons a lot of Red Rocks places would be, or Jtree, where a lot of the approaches are more overland. I thought it was supercarck units? naw, always been Castletons. You are lying because when the klown and I did Castleton and posted that we had done a 1.0 approach you were all like "No, it's in Supercarck approaches". And I was all like "Oh, I thought it was Castletons". I should go back through my FB postes to find that and prove your dishonest wheys. That's how I remembered it going down. Cam hed hasn't read a book of fiction in 10+ years!
heh, I just told my class that today.
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meatbomz
Jan 14, 2011, 6:13 PM
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meatbomz wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: bak up! I seem to be loosing ground. 40 pp bak!
Concerted effort finds posts from this mourning!
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Arrogant_Bastard
Jan 14, 2011, 6:14 PM
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meatbomz wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: epoch wrote: Fuk off CANADA! Keep your goddamn nuts tucked in.  I'd imagine that when this came on the TV, Chossy ran across the room, straddled the TV, and had GG take a picture. Ok - I laffed at that too.
Who didn't...
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camhead
Jan 14, 2011, 6:15 PM
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caughtinside wrote: snoopy138 wrote: kachoong wrote: tripperjm wrote: chossmonkey wrote: tripperjm wrote: Saw that and wasn't two happy. Won of teh problems with teh internet, idiots posting pics of semi secret areas. A bunch of knucklehed sea teh pic, wunts to go, post up sum stupid thread about how tp get there, locals get called 'elisted', sum other knucklehed posts directions, place gets mobbed. Sum day, we'll see teh WNSG on teh ft page.... I just hopes I'm dead by then... Cuz I'm knot going to fuking like it. Speaking of witch, saw some fuking v14 cockroach at NJC this past weekend. He is won of Little Joemo's subs.He mentioned teh WNSG. I said, ewe mean teh semi sekret area we don't talk about? He said, 'ewe mean teh won everybody noes about?'. I told him, 'That's cuz nobody can keep there mouths shut about other peoples areas.... and that I guess I'll have to rely on my piss poor additude toward any won new I see to keep people away.' He said yea, he has also heard about my lack of friendlyness. Fucking bottom feeders Yea fuking bottomfeeders.... Since I told Tom Slater I didn't want teh info about teh WNSG in a upcumming guide, he is now looking for info about teh area on 'taco. Just makes me want to fuking puke. Washed up losers, ritting guides to other peoples areas, even though they noes ewe don't wunt it in a guide. Sickening! Stolen informashunz. somebody zach'd the location of teh wnsg? who knows. Slater is persistent, he PM'd me a couple times for info on some norkak spots when he was doing that book. I couldn't figure out how he knew I knew, since i told like 2 dudes I took out there. Then I found some really old posts on the Knob where I had asked for info way back when. He searched those and then sent out a PM spray. But I also had some guy PM me 2x a couple years ago asking for directions to Crag X in Utah. I read about it in the mag, but hell if I know. But it does raise the question of why you'd spray about your secret spot in a mag and then still keep it secret.
Who told you about Crag X? He'll be shot.
As for slater...
fuck that guy and his mullet.
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meatbomz
Jan 14, 2011, 6:19 PM
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camhead wrote: meatbomz wrote: camhead wrote: caughtinside wrote: camhead wrote: meatbomz wrote: Whhil Whheaton Can't remember if I mentioned this already, but on the topic of different measurement units, the clamheads have started describing different crag approaches in "Castleton Units." Supercrack Buttress is .1 Castletons Cliffs on Insanity are .6 Lost City .25 T-wall .5 Motherlode .17 Hike out of Muir Valley .35 Tends to work best for steep slogs, though. I'm not sure how many Castletons a lot of Red Rocks places would be, or Jtree, where a lot of the approaches are more overland. I thought it was supercarck units? naw, always been Castletons. You are lying because when the klown and I did Castleton and posted that we had done a 1.0 approach you were all like "No, it's in Supercarck approaches". And I was all like "Oh, I thought it was Castletons". I should go back through my FB postes to find that and prove your dishonest wheys. I have no recollection of that. The hysteria brought on by you buying dance shoes has clearly clouded your rationality.
hmm, I have apparently provided the swiss army knife of retorts to the BET.
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Arrogant_Bastard
Jan 14, 2011, 6:20 PM
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camhead wrote: caughtinside wrote: kachoong wrote: Any of you guys gong to get teh new Josh guide? I saw an ad for it yesterday. which one is it? THat best of, or the Central? Probably the second edition of classic 5.5-5.9 moderates!
Heh. Hopefully the new bolted Double Cross made it into the second edition.
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camhead
Jan 14, 2011, 6:21 PM
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Arrogant_Bastard wrote: camhead wrote: caughtinside wrote: kachoong wrote: Any of you guys gong to get teh new Josh guide? I saw an ad for it yesterday. which one is it? THat best of, or the Central? Probably the second edition of classic 5.5-5.9 moderates! Heh. Hopefully the new bolted Double Cross made it into the second edition.
Hmm... I still need to figure out what to do with my 1st edition copy.
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meatbomz
Jan 14, 2011, 6:22 PM
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tripperjm wrote: meatbomz wrote: caughtinside wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: carabiner96 wrote: caughtinside wrote: Curious, how many shoes do you guys go through a year? I think I go through about 4 soles. Kinda hard to keep track since I use different shoes for different stuff, but I think between gym and outdoor, about 3-4 soles a year. When I was climbing lots, I'd probably go through two pairs in a season. I never was much for gym climbing so they didn't see much winter use. I think he means regular shoes. I'm probably less than one pair per year, but have a bunch for various purposes. No, I meant climbing shoes. I just ordered dance shoes last night. I said "I'm excited about my new dance shoes". Then I said "I really can't fucking believe those words just came out of my mouth." cough, cough, homo, cough...
It is sad how I went from 15 years of getting in fist fights with huge South Seas islanders every weekend, to delicately creeping up vertical surfaces to clapping and jumping up and down at the thought of dance shoes. Clearly rockclimbing is the gateway drug to homosexuality. Jebus hates climbing.
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tripperjm
Jan 14, 2011, 6:23 PM
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Spoke with Big Tony about teh upcumming Slater guide...
He is also concerned about teh WNSG, as well as his Batshit Cave being into teh upcumming guide. I made sum phone calls, pulled sum strings, called in sum favors and made sum deals with teh devil.... Guess we'll see what happens.
I also spoke with Big Tony about teh recent pic of teh Batshit Cave....
He wanted me to extend his thanks to awl of ewe for yore efforts.
And I wunts to personaly thank awl of ewe, for helping keep sekret areas off teh FP. Thanks guys.
I'll let ewe awl knows what happens with regards to teh guidebook issue as I find out.
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meatbomz
Jan 14, 2011, 6:24 PM
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Arrogant_Bastard wrote: meatbomz wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: bak up! I seem to be loosing ground. 40 pp bak! Gerks, I think with a a little hard work and persistence, we can put Donny 60 pages back today.
negative - 2 pages back and closing fast.
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meatbomz
Jan 14, 2011, 6:25 PM
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Arrogant_Bastard wrote: meatbomz wrote: caughtinside wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: carabiner96 wrote: caughtinside wrote: Curious, how many shoes do you guys go through a year? I think I go through about 4 soles. Kinda hard to keep track since I use different shoes for different stuff, but I think between gym and outdoor, about 3-4 soles a year. When I was climbing lots, I'd probably go through two pairs in a season. I never was much for gym climbing so they didn't see much winter use. I think he means regular shoes. I'm probably less than one pair per year, but have a bunch for various purposes. No, I meant climbing shoes. I just ordered dance shoes last night. I said "I'm excited about my new dance shoes". Then I said "I really can't fucking believe those words just came out of my mouth." I hope this is a joke.
Alas no. Dancing in my work shoes kind of sucks.
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kachoong
Jan 14, 2011, 6:28 PM
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meatbomz wrote: drivel wrote: 20-some odd page GU from my road trip. rapping in to ask: do you have to have a cock for it to be shirtcocking? i look forward to the answer to this at the end of my GU. Yes - you do. You are probably "Daisy ducking": 
Is that the new Do Me Now Daisy Doll?
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meatbomz
Jan 14, 2011, 6:29 PM
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meatbomz wrote: snoopy138 wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: camhead wrote: haven't had my bm yet, and my back hurts from taking a nap yesterday afternoon when I felt a little headcoldish. Sounds like meningitis to me. well, now we've got 5 years of hearing about that one day that he had meningitis. it'll be the fucking eye all over again. oh christ
whoo! exploding eye FTGUW!
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kachoong
Jan 14, 2011, 6:29 PM
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snoopy138 wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: meatbomz wrote: imnotclever wrote: Travel distance! You guys are serious dorks How the fuck did you get there already? Somebody is using ascenders! remember, this is teh guy who GUd teh BET in a weke or something.
The Code read it to him in his sleep.
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tripperjm
Jan 14, 2011, 6:31 PM
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meatbomz wrote: tripperjm wrote: meatbomz wrote: caughtinside wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: carabiner96 wrote: caughtinside wrote: Curious, how many shoes do you guys go through a year? I think I go through about 4 soles. Kinda hard to keep track since I use different shoes for different stuff, but I think between gym and outdoor, about 3-4 soles a year. When I was climbing lots, I'd probably go through two pairs in a season. I never was much for gym climbing so they didn't see much winter use. I think he means regular shoes. I'm probably less than one pair per year, but have a bunch for various purposes. No, I meant climbing shoes. I just ordered dance shoes last night. I said "I'm excited about my new dance shoes". Then I said "I really can't fucking believe those words just came out of my mouth." cough, cough, homo, cough... It is sad how I went from 15 years of getting in fist fights with huge South Seas islanders every weekend, to delicately creeping up vertical surfaces to clapping and jumping up and down at the thought of dance shoes. Clearly rockclimbing is the gateway drug to homosexuality. Jebus hates climbing.
Sad story indead....
Still, for teh record, even as gay as ewe have become, I wood rather stand with ewe, than against ewe in a fist fight... dance shoez or knot.
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kachoong
Jan 14, 2011, 6:31 PM
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meatbomz wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: epoch wrote: Fuk off CANADA! Keep your goddamn nuts tucked in. I'd imagine that when this came on the TV, Chossy ran across the room, straddled the TV, and had GG take a picture. Ok - I laffed at that too.
Spy Game!
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kachoong
Jan 14, 2011, 6:34 PM
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meatbomz wrote: camhead wrote: snoopy138 wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: camhead wrote: haven't had my bm yet, and my back hurts from taking a nap yesterday afternoon when I felt a little headcoldish. Sounds like meningitis to me. well, now we've got 5 years of hearing about that one day that he had meningitis. it'll be the fucking eye all over again. I'm a survivor! Stop taking my empowerment from me! I wonder what color of ribbon my new meningitis/eye exploding/lingering back problems survivor charity should use? We could have a post-a-thon
We need to get people to sponsor us for our posts?
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kachoong
Jan 14, 2011, 6:36 PM
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camhead wrote: caughtinside wrote: kachoong wrote: Any of you guys gong to get teh new Josh guide? I saw an ad for it yesterday. which one is it? THat best of, or the Central? Probably the second edition of classic 5.5-5.9 moderates!
This is teh one... but I thawt I saw a different cover.
http://www.wolverinepublishing.com/...climbing/Joshua_Tree
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kachoong
Jan 14, 2011, 6:38 PM
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meatbomz wrote: tripperjm wrote: meatbomz wrote: caughtinside wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: carabiner96 wrote: caughtinside wrote: Curious, how many shoes do you guys go through a year? I think I go through about 4 soles. Kinda hard to keep track since I use different shoes for different stuff, but I think between gym and outdoor, about 3-4 soles a year. When I was climbing lots, I'd probably go through two pairs in a season. I never was much for gym climbing so they didn't see much winter use. I think he means regular shoes. I'm probably less than one pair per year, but have a bunch for various purposes. No, I meant climbing shoes. I just ordered dance shoes last night. I said "I'm excited about my new dance shoes". Then I said "I really can't fucking believe those words just came out of my mouth." cough, cough, homo, cough... It is sad how I went from 15 years of getting in fist fights with huge South Seas islanders every weekend, to delicately creeping up vertical surfaces to clapping and jumping up and down at the thought of dance shoes. Clearly rockclimbing is the gateway drug to homosexuality. Jebus hates climbing.
...and then you'll end up fighting with fists again but in a different way... life is one big circle.
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camhead
Jan 14, 2011, 6:40 PM
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tripperjm wrote: Spoke with Big Tony about teh upcumming Slater guide... He is also concerned about teh WNSG, as well as his Batshit Cave being into teh upcumming guide. I made sum phone calls, pulled sum strings, called in sum favors and made sum deals with teh devil.... Guess we'll see what happens. I also spoke with Big Tony about teh recent pic of teh Batshit Cave.... He wanted me to extend his thanks to awl of ewe for yore efforts. And I wunts to personaly thank awl of ewe, for helping keep sekret areas off teh FP. Thanks guys. I'll let ewe awl knows what happens with regards to teh guidebook issue as I find out.
Sounds hopeful. I really hope that when I come out to face the grots challenge on the warmup, I won't be surrounded with hordes of SoCal gumbies with their noses in the guidebook and their hands cupping Jack's balls.
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kachoong
Jan 14, 2011, 6:41 PM
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Whooo! New guide FTW!! Think of the children!
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