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flash5twelve
Dec 14, 2004, 2:32 AM
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In response to the J-tree classic, Figures on a Landscape:
Boogers on a Lampshade
I don't know where that one is, though.
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danrauscher
Dec 14, 2004, 2:59 AM
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I kind of like a route name here at William and Mary's wall:
Goodness gracious, asses bodacious...
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rendog
Dec 14, 2004, 3:24 AM
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apparently there's a climb in Smith called "harder thatn your Husband"
and on that note, a climb went up in Golden BC (a very soggy WI3 ice climb) and the original assentionists caleed it "wetter than your wife" unfortunitaly, some others changed it's name to "green Gully" but to the locals it will always be Wetter
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grippedclimer
Dec 14, 2004, 4:07 AM
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I believe there is one in owen's river gorge called "black chicks with di_ks."
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takeme
Dec 14, 2004, 4:23 AM
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In reply to: Nipples that cut Glass - 5.10b at Twin Crags, LT In a slightly unrelated matter, How is Oz, the great 5.10d dihedral in Tuolomne pronounced? Is it Oz, as in the land of Oz? or is it Oz in "i'll take an oz of the dank green"? Keep in mind it's on Drug Dome.
The latter. It can be finished with the "Gram traverse".
My favorite wierd route names: "Barb Knarley and the Flailers", up the Barb flake on Spearhead, RMNP, and "Pervertical Sanctuary", on Longs Peak.
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dancingmadlybackwards
Dec 14, 2004, 5:19 AM
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In reply to: apparently there's a climb in Smith called "harder thatn your Husband"
Harder Than Your Husband at Roadside Crag , Red RIver GOrge, KY
24. Harder Than Your Husband 5.11b **
Walk around the corner from the 5.10 wall to a large ampitheater with some bolted lines. Near the right corner is a roof with a fingercrack. Traverse across the shelf then make a long reach to a good handjam at the lip. Power up to a fingerlock then continue to the anchors.
FA: Greg Smith, 1984.
Chain Anchor. Bouldery. 40 ft. Stays dry: Light rain
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neph
Dec 14, 2004, 5:31 AM
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"I promise not to cam in your mouth"
and
"I'm camming, I'm camming!"
South St. Vrain Canyon, Colorado
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kpalsson
Dec 14, 2004, 6:19 AM
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KP in Brisbane gives a few goodies...
Blue Veined Custard Shooter.
Foul Deeds in the Chookhouse
Lesbian Printshop Workers
Plunging for Mudbunnies...
nowra, should be able to cough up plenty of generally foul mouthed route (or would that be root?) names, all that comes to mind is Sperm Bitches
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hape234
Dec 14, 2004, 7:08 AM
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Two climbs in Kalbarri gorges, WA:
- anal flossing
- pissing in the gene pool
But these dont come close to one in the Arapiles, VIC
- Get out of your wheelchair and climb this you tool, But reality is its just a hollywood farce
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wingnut
Dec 14, 2004, 1:57 PM
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:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: These are great!
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cdnclimber
Apr 23, 2005, 10:29 PM
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Another Cockwrenching Classic
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jimmyjamal
Apr 24, 2005, 1:38 AM
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The best name i've herd of is down here in Tassie, Lesbo Pussyfest Yeha. What a beautiful name, wouldn't you agree :)
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swimming_dragon
Apr 24, 2005, 2:55 AM
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Thomas the Crank Engine (aus gr 25) @ werribee gorge, VIC, Australia
Anal crank (aus gr 20+ sandbag) :twisted: also @werribee
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azrockclimber
Apr 25, 2005, 10:52 AM
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throbbing labias...AZ
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rocknroll
Apr 27, 2005, 4:42 AM
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spud's gurggling cockholster- (J. Sherman, Strassman) Granite basin, CA
Hairlip Blowjob Ecstasy- shortened to Hairlip BJ ecstasy to be PC (J. Sherman) mt.lemmon,az
jizz soaked action pix (Strassman) owens gorge
snagglepussy - w.stronghold.az (Strassman)
The Burnt Penis - alabama Hills, ca (Strassman)
Full Cervix Clitoris - Sad Boulders (before they were named the sad Boulders)
Dick jokes.The lowest form of comedy because they will always get a laugh.
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rocknroll
Apr 27, 2005, 4:57 AM
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YOU HAVE BEEN NOTHING BUT TROUBLE TO ME SINCE THE FIRST DAY I LAID EYES ON YOU! YOU'RE LIKE A THORN IN MY SIDE. I DON"T KNOW FROM ONE DAY TO THE NEXT WHAT STUPID LAME BRAIN STUNT YOU ARE GONNA PULL! NOW GET OUTTA HERE! GET OUTTA THIS OFFICE! ONCE AND FOR ALL GET OUT! OUT! OUT!
(Strassman) But actually Sargent Carter to Gomer Pyle
Shazaam!
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phatcat
Apr 27, 2005, 5:13 AM
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PUSSY NIPPLES
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lardbutt
Apr 27, 2005, 6:13 AM
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A Steep Climb Named Desire, and Fatty Winds His Neck Out. Gidget Meets the Turgid Sea-monster.
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turtlehead
Apr 27, 2005, 7:42 AM
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I actually made the effort to hit a wall just for this climb because of it's name:
Clubbing Baby Seals
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stevec
Apr 27, 2005, 11:48 AM
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Standing Tall Before the Man - a project Taj Mahwall, Ontario
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cfnubbler
Apr 27, 2005, 1:22 PM
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Bestial Pedophilia, AKA Puppy Love.
Local project.
-Nubbler
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fargoclimber
Apr 27, 2005, 1:36 PM
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Cordless Electric Puss Melon
Geriatric Sex Maniacs from Mars
Softer than Ice, Harder than Diamonds
I've never climbed it, but I've always liked the name Goldfish Trombone. Maybe thats cuz I'm a trombone player...
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yetanotherdave
Apr 27, 2005, 2:24 PM
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Mr. Rogers Smokes a Fat One (11-something at the Lake Louise)
Great route, too...
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kevinkennedy05
Aug 11, 2005, 4:34 AM
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Betty Swalls in Cody, WY
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abe_ascends
Aug 11, 2005, 5:02 AM
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"the whore of Brisbane"
"crank if you love Jesus"... at the crux you just pull and pray to God...
"psycho lust for yuppie chicks"
"female belay slave"
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