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polarwid
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What are the best route names you've heard...and what names do you have in mind for a first ascent of yours?
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polarwid
Dec 4, 2001, 1:53 AM
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I have always wanted to call a route TOXIC CHALK SYNDROME
I love the route at Granite Mountain, AZ called MAGNOLIA THUNDERPUSSY
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Best names heard: Dream of White Horses and Knight's Move
First Ascent: Lusty's Mongolian Barbecue (after a fav restaurant) or maybe Pantleg Shakeout
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Haha, I hope this doesn't offend anyone, but this is a route I climbed last summer and I thought it was hilarious!!
"Nuke a Gay Whale for Jesus"
AW
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addiroids
Dec 4, 2001, 3:21 AM
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Lumpy Ridge on The Pear I think:
Magical Chrome Plated Semi-automatic Nuclear Enema Syringe (5.6)
Any Colorado climbers correct me on this?
Addiroids
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jer
Dec 4, 2001, 3:22 AM
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one of my favorite FA's was a route that had a arm sized "tunnel" halfway up the route. The only pro was to thread this hole with a 48 inch runner. I named it
"Turn Your Head and Cough" 5.10d
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captainprozac
Dec 4, 2001, 4:54 AM
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Weeping Bung and Urine Love
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compclimber
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Pizza Dick, Nomads Cave, Clear Creek.
Some history on the naming of the route. Fred Knapp was working this route while Pete Zoller was putting in his line next to it. As Fred finished his route, he asked Pete Zoller what he thought it should be named. Pete said, name it anything but....Petes a Dick!!
So of course that is the name that stuck, With a slightly different name..Pizza Dick. Anyway, that is the story.
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kagunkie
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OK here are some of the more colorfull names Iv given to routes my friends and I have put up, some recent some not so recent. Cool whip, Bonerland, Underground Humanoid Lobes, El Gato, Morning Sickness, Illeagle Gardening, Power Hitter and recently The Viagra Experience and The Training Station are kinda cool. There are storys behind most of them and some just sounded cool at the time. But whatever you name a route try to be descriptive and creative nobody wants to see their route name ripped off.
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toolbox
Dec 4, 2001, 6:54 AM
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radioactive blackbelt hampsters
packer gets the first cone
return of the marzipan kid
arse bandit
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socialclimber
Dec 4, 2001, 7:31 AM
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A route name that always gives me a chuckle is "Jane Fonda from Behind". It's on the Jane Fonda workout wall In the Port Hills Here in Christchurch. Someone must have had a thing for that gal. A potential new route name that keeps popping into my head is Attack of the Killer Stunt Chickens. Could be a while before I can put up a route worthy of it though.
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saltspringer
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Exploring Uranus, a 5.10c with 1 pa (a pendulum-cool), where else? On the backside of the Chief in Squamish, of course.
Name I'm saving for the right FA: A Chalkwork Orange
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I solo'd a brand new route with a top rope and a Petzl Jummar ascender. It was early in the morning and hard with three roof overhangs...
No offence to kagunkie but I called it MORNING SICKNESS BEFORE THE PILL...
wicked...
breathe stone
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My favourite- "Smegma Spasmodic Frog In The Far Flung Isle Of Langerhauns".
Also "Looks Dangerous, You Go First".
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Well...
...that's an easy one...
...but of course...
Puppet Master!!
Another cool one is 'Harvey Wall Banger' (I know that's a drink, but I saw it as a route once, and it was really funny!)
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i like the route called punks in the gym and lord of the rings aka the ring route
and the boulder problem called cave rave
and if i was to name a route id call it "free ballin festival"
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"Nut Scraper"
"Barbies Bitch"
"Boobalicious" (a route full of slopers)
"Snake Slime"
"Mutilated Munkey Bazkit"
"Bone Hugs and Harmon D"
"Mr. Bull Balls"
"Psycotic Adventure"
And Many More.....
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"fuzzy undercling"
i remember hearing of this climb a couple years ago and i don't remember where it was. it just kinda stuck in my head
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krillen
Dec 5, 2001, 12:54 AM
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Fuzzy Undercling is a sweet 5.11ish in the Red River Gorge, at Military wall. great route
The Cave Where Fear Dwells
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hangerlessbolt
Dec 5, 2001, 1:01 AM
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Buenas Nochas, Cocka Roaches (said with a Spanish flair)
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kagunkie
Dec 5, 2001, 1:31 AM
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Hey! rockmonkey you ripped off my route name! Thats not cool!
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talonsofsteel
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Jolly Rectum at Rattlesnake Point in Milton, Ontario
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hardcoredana
Dec 5, 2001, 6:06 AM
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Hope for a Boner
Okay, so it's really not very good, but it's the best I've got.
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Sadistic Heathen Devil Gerbilz
we used the name because one of my mates got attacked by a rock hyrax, he fell off and broke his arm... shame...
Finga Muncha
we named it this because of the reddish color of the rock, it looked like blood, as well as all the bloody crimpers.
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polarwid
Dec 11, 2001, 5:20 PM
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There is a climb in the South Platte where you have to stick your hand in a hole filled with bat guano to get over a roof... I have not completed the route...if it goes I want to call it DIGITAL RECTAL EXAM...
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naturalhigh
Dec 11, 2001, 8:22 PM
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Good names I've heard..
Space Aliens Stole My Face
Continuous Bullshit
Testicle Fortitude
The Rod of God
Bikini Girls With Turbo Drills
Neo-Pagan Hillbilly Bash
... others...
As for a good name I'm saving for a FA...
"Diamagnetic Biscuits"
well... it's funny to me!
or how about?
"Six Times Seven"
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Dec 11, 2001, 8:30 PM
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So, I set this route in the gym, and called it the "Tom Cruise Traverse."
Yeah, humerous in its own little stupid kind of way.
"Texas Justice smells like hotdogs"
I'd have to agree that "fuzzy undercling" is a name that just stuck with me. It's so, interesting...
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climber1
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"Show Us Your Teats" in Owen's River Gorge
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missedyno
Dec 12, 2001, 12:30 AM
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my fav was
agitet bien (mind my spelling)
which is french for "shake well"
it's a beautiful first pitch crack climb that then hits a ceiling and a near impossible feeling chimney.
you'd better believe you're shaking....
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howieehrlich
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Darkie the Bum Beast (5.13a) at Foster Falls.
Pope in a Cowboy Hat at Horse Pens 40.
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1)hanging by a limb
2)The big and the great
3)killing time
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xlaxbones
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"weasels rip my flesh"
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timhinck
Dec 14, 2001, 4:09 AM
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I've always thought that the road-side problem near Boone, NC called:
Cig-arete
was pretty catchy
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"obscene phone call"
it's not that great but the best i've heard... oh and "the armpit" always stuck in my mind
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socialclimber
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"Meat Injection", grade 22(5.10d/11a)
And no, it's not a crack climb.
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Dec 16, 2001, 3:46 PM
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A couple friends were going to Canada to ice climb, but they were turned back at the border. They went and did a new route in NH and named it Denided Access.
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vaness
Dec 16, 2001, 6:15 PM
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there is a route called obscene phone call (julina was talking about it) and right next to it there is a route called no answer i thought it was kinda cool.
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orestes1724
Dec 16, 2001, 10:34 PM
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juliana about the armpit...well...it fell off. just thought i would tell you.
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Strapadictomy
Cheese dogs for Elvis
Hobbit in a blender
Dream of the screaming yaks
Traddad
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polarwid
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Turkey's Turd...looks like it from the side.
Swinging C#&T...gotta like whoever named it that...DICK WILLIAMS
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Jan 24, 2002, 12:23 AM
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I just found a virtually limitless supply of great route names.. take them from chinese take out menus.
eg:
194. Fried Cantonese wide noodle with beef & Pepper in black bean sauce.
just for fun you can mix in beer insead of beef for those really hard routes.
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512
Jan 24, 2002, 6:18 AM
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Gotta respect the Chinees food for its multiple purposses!
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compclimber
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Came up with a new one today at lunch, On the bottom of the chick'fillet bag was this "white wonder" it's the name of the company that makes the bags. I've got to use that one at some point.
Few others:
Bethleham abortion clinic
Emotional Landscapes
The Revenege of Dr. Gonzo and, Raoul Strikes Back (fear and loathing reference)
Trying and Flying
And many, MANY others from movies, music... and the small creative side of my mind.
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Sinister Midget
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Jan 24, 2002, 7:47 AM
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"Transcendental Disfiguration"
Gotta love route names made of words with 4 syllables or more
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buckjeep
Jan 24, 2002, 12:34 PM
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we got a climb here we coined THE CU*n*T.
Its a chimney thats *Always* wet deep on the inside year round
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Jan 24, 2002, 1:47 PM
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EcoTerrorist!
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krillen
Jan 24, 2002, 2:45 PM
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In Protrero Chico (sp?) - Mexico
Hey Buddy Nice Cock - Moto Wall
Snott Girls - Classic 7 pitch route - Moto Wall
Space Boyz - Calssic 11 pitch - Jungle Wall
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here's my latest:
-Stacking the Odds /5.11c(4 foot stack of rock @ base to reach starting holds on 20 foot roof)
-Constiplated /5.9 R(brown water groove covered with black plates)
-Chickens on Roids 5.6 (massive chickenheads on route)
-V3 Kings /5.11 (V3 boulder problem start- 3 massive chickenheads on route-"the kings")
-V-5-Fo-Fum (haven't found a route for this name yet, but is definitely on my list)
-Frosty Pause/ 5.9 (cold morning- hands were cold)
-Taliban 10K /5.9 ( Welcome to the Taliban 10K, runners...RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!)
f.a. pHANTOM
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The favorite name i have heard out of every route would have to be the Cutting Edge. It is the funnest climb you can do. All it is is a edge that almost every other move you have to dyno. It is a blast
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daggerx
Jan 25, 2002, 1:44 AM
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Fat cock and ball's
stink tuna puss
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Red Rock Canyon,Nevada. The panty wall has a couple cool names itself. Edible panties 5.10, and Viagra Falls 5.12b.
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You lunge, You plunge - sucker 5-11.
Breakfast Cracks wall, Rocky Butte Oregon.
And I found to my suprise,
that its true.
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One of my favorites is Optional Ethics. It is a climb that uses both natural gear, and bolts for protection. The climb was previewed on toprope, then the bolts were drilled by hand, then the route was lead. There are only two bolts on the climb, and about a 20 foot runout on easy terrain between the bolts.
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I rarely remember route names, but "Deck Chairs on the Titanic" has always stuck with me.
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if I ever FA a route, I will name it "The equivocal crony of propaganda who lost with 5 seconds left in overtime until later decided"
now I just have to FA a route...
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vaness kirk dogg and rach dogg down by the school yard
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THE MATRIX
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Crank or Dangle...or how about ______ hmmm oh already named somthin that...lemme think about it
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At Josh I've always liked:
5 Crying Cowboys
Make that move or Six foot groove
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You gotta love the name Royal Arches!
I have a project named THUD!! it's an A3+ seam in a slightly overhanging granite wall, it was my first project,my first nailed lead, and my first big leader fall!The granite was going by in a blurr,I felt funny in my stomach,I didn't know I was falling until I crashed into the ground,the climb was named for the sound that brought me back to reality.
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Jan 26, 2002, 8:41 AM
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I just climbed a route a buddy of mine put up called "high as cow dung" its an easy 5.8 strait up 25 feet of plastic!
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Jan 26, 2002, 7:34 PM
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Best route name
T.R.B.
ever heard of it
TOP ROPE BITCH
some blasting cave route
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Mr. Clean (5.12.a) It's a bolted out route, with lots of pin scars.
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One Blunder and it's Six Feet Under...
TALUS FOOD...
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how about "fetching bell shape, small but perfectly formed" man i love that one
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i am new but this guy had big forarms and could do this move nobody else could do so we called it "BATHROOM TRAINING" lol i named it
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Lessa the Purramatic 6000 Kitty
Schizophrenic Calisthenics
Liposuction
Let Them Eat Flake
I Never Called you a Beast
Sex Dwarves
Beelzebubba (Texas climb, as you no doubt guessed)
Wife in the Fast Lane
my favorities:
Crankenstein and the variation
Bride of Crankenstein
if i name a route it would probably be
suicidal tendancies
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polarwid
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COCAINE (5.10c)...
only because the 5.11d variation is called 99.9% pure!!!
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i don't know about the best, but the worst i've heard is down in the wichita mountains..called "n***** leap" or "n*****'s leap", sometihng like that. don't know who named it, or why they named it that. its a bad name.
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polarwid
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Any wall with a theme...
Drug wall
Cocaine, Fixer, Silver Spoon, Rocket Fuel...
Turkey Rocks
Quivering Quill, Drumstick Direct, For turkeys only...
Give me More...
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spank_spank
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Best route name:
All you can eat at the Y
I saw Jesus at the chains
I would name a route I am proud of - Mental Jewelry
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spank_spank
Feb 5, 2002, 5:16 PM
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Rigel - If you like the routes at Reimers, check out the new route - the Bitch Club. It is near Tit for Tom.
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gunked
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The one that still sticks in my head although I've never been on it is:
The Jane Fonda Workout for Pregnant Women
It's in the, I believe, Trapps cliff in the Gunks
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faphantom
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my latest-
Chainsaw at the Inlaws
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jt512
Feb 5, 2002, 6:08 PM
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How about this route at Owens River Gorge:
"You Have Been Nothing But Trouble Since the First Day I Laid Eyes on You; You're Like a Thorn in My Side; I Don't Know From One Day to the Next What Stupid Lame Brain Stunt You're Gonna Pull; Now Get Out of Here, Get Out of My office, Get Out of My Life, Once and for all Get Out, Out, Out, Out!" 5.11b***
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camhead
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I've already got a line picked out, that I'm going to name "Your Mom's Crack."
Yeah!
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rigel
Feb 5, 2002, 8:16 PM
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all in good time my dear spanky, all in good time.
i've in no way climbed all the routes out there, but i'm sure i'll get to it eventually.
but thanks for the tip, next time i'm out there i'll wander down that way.
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maxx
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not as humorous as all the others...
Strawberry Jam (referring to an overhanging crack that rips the heck out of your arms when you jam it)
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smellydude
Feb 5, 2002, 9:03 PM
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In Squamish there is a 12b route called "The Incredible Exploding Rectal Syringe".
My favorite problem I named is "Dope Smokin' Buddha"
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orngave
Feb 6, 2002, 12:39 AM
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The weirdest one I have heard, would be Dead girls don't say no. A 5/10c in va.
and poop shoot, because by the time you are at the crux move, you feel like one on deck.... it is a 5/11, also in va.
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gekolimit
Feb 6, 2002, 1:00 AM
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Rainmaker
Bail Out
What say you, for a crack-climb..."Thermometer">?
Okay sorry for being so lame.
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polarwid
Feb 6, 2002, 6:46 PM
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Not lame...
Every one has their own reasons for naming climbs something, and it may not be obvious to the reader, but to the creator of the route, his art bears the name with meaning to him/her.
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kevinwaldock
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for a new route i wanna name it MISTER FUNNY PANTS don't know why?? anyone heard of this b-for?
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polarwid
Feb 7, 2002, 7:10 PM
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Ummm.
NOPE!!!
Fancy pants maybe but never funny pants...
Lycra maybe?
Stunning C---
OOPS!!!
I meant Cunning Stunt!
(the Maiden in Boulder)
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polarwid
Feb 19, 2002, 2:10 AM
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Tales of Topographical Oceans...
and it's neighbor
Tales of Pornographic Motions...
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polarwid
Apr 17, 2002, 5:36 PM
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There is a route at Denham Quarry in England (near Preston) named...
I am not making this up...
MOHAMMED THE MAD MONK OF MOORSIDE HOME FOR MENTAL MISFITS!!!
Whew...what a name!
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laplaya
Apr 17, 2002, 6:08 PM
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There is this route that my brother named "Burning CC" because I was starting a campfire with dried up cow crap near the base during his first accent. One I am going to name is "So Damn Protected" taken from a brittney spears song, because I can easily climb around the route and place pro, but it's hard to climb.
LaPlaya
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dsafanda
Apr 17, 2002, 6:20 PM
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There's a 11d climb at Castle Rock(SantaCruz Mtns. - Cali) that has a crux move involving a strange large clam shaped hold.
The route is called what else..."Clamidia".
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amsam
Apr 17, 2002, 6:27 PM
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Best ones I've heard are
"Geriatric sex maniacs from Mars"
"Sleeping bat in a ziplock bag"
"The course of ancient astronauts"
"Three fat chicks on a world tour"
"Why doesn't anybody climb this?"
But my favorite is "First Blood" and true to it's name, it was the first time I ever really bled on a route.
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overlord
Apr 17, 2002, 6:29 PM
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One Slovenian : "Fruti Kombi Buba"; a climbers basic alcohol/energy drink )
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howitzer
Apr 17, 2002, 6:43 PM
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Well mine aren't the best, but I've heard some good ones locally:
Backdoor Man
Crucifixion
Chris' Goat
Buckets of Blood
The Sloth
Wet Dream
Tomb of the Unknown Soldier
and of course, Guillotine
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killclimbz
Apr 17, 2002, 7:01 PM
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Ten Sleep Canyon has been coming up with some pretty kewl names.
Pump me like a shotgun
Cowgirls smuggling yo-yo's
It rhymes with Dolores
Hanoi Hotel
Mr. Poopy Pants
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atg200
Apr 17, 2002, 7:29 PM
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The best route name I've ever heard is on the N Face of Mt Hooker in the Winds, and is called Shady Lady. Brilliant.
The gunks is a gold mine. Fingerlocks or Cedar Box, Make Haste or Tomato Paste, and the other great names mentioned before.
Hueco Tanks is great too. Closed Casket Funeral, the Real Bruce Lee(RBL being an acronym for real bad landing), and a bunch of others I've forgotten.
Sex Never Did This to My Hands is a nice 5.9 hand and fist crack in the Needles - tape up.
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Apr 17, 2002, 7:33 PM
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In "The Climbers Guide to Squamish" there's a photo of a route ON THE Chief called NEGRO LESBIAN, and the guy climbing it is a skinny little white dude. I got a chuckle.
There's an endless number of great names, but if I got to name one, I'd call it
MAKING BACON NAKED
(sounds painful doesn't it?)
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Apr 19, 2002, 2:38 AM
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"Harder Than Your Husband"
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drysdan
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There's a route here in Boise at the Black Cliffs called "Safe Sex Subaru." I just thought that was a rad name.
-T
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sizzlechest
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"Fetching bell shape, small but perfectly formed"
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jgorris
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On the Monolith at Pinnacles National Monument has a nice lineup:
Foreplay (11b)
Post Orgamic Depression (11a)
Hawaiian Noises (10d)
On Discovery wall area:
Heat Seeking Moisture Missile (10c)
among many others....
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qacwac
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My favorite name is of this boulder problem in Rocktown called Unknown. I just think that name is so cool.
Aparently a lot of people think it's cool because they keep naming problems after it.
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holygecko
Apr 19, 2002, 12:31 PM
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I am saaving the name defloweration station for my first FA, my other name for a FA is junk mail from santa crux.
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rockjunkie
Apr 19, 2002, 12:33 PM
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My buddie and I were talking about new route names as we were reading the replies and I came up with
"Enchanted Gorilla Dong with a Twist of Limp Noodle"
Now I just have to make an FA
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holygecko
Apr 19, 2002, 12:33 PM
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rockjunkie is a bitch
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rockjunkie
Apr 19, 2002, 12:34 PM
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shut up derek
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holygecko
Apr 19, 2002, 12:35 PM
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I'd be alot better if you'd quit using my real name *with a black english accent*
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tim
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I always liked 'Float Like a Butterfly, Land like a Tomato' at Lake Willoughby, and 'Be Sharp or Be Flat' at Cathedral. Neither of them are *that* difficult but neither of them are totally safe either .
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Apr 19, 2002, 1:51 PM
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I'd slapo you but, Sh t splatters
Joshua Tree Route
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Apr 19, 2002, 11:51 PM
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Best name for a route, the 8' legend..
and noodles revenge
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polarwid
Apr 21, 2002, 7:43 PM
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Two routes on DENALI with the names McClod's Rib and CLOD Face...
Some Canadian climbers who were left out by the Calgary Mountain Club because it was felt they were not good enough called themselves the CLODS. They put up some vicious routes on DENALI...
CLOD stands for:
Calgary
Leftovers
On
Denali
Pretty cool stab at the "ELITE" Canadian climbers.
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tanderson
Apr 21, 2002, 11:21 PM
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Burning Balls - Breakneck Rocks, PA
I gave this route the name after spending 2 hrs cleaning the route with a brush. After 2 hrs of various brushing motions hanging in a harness, my balls we're litterally burning. Took several days to heal before I could get the redpoint. My most memorable F.A. to date.
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phil_nev
Apr 22, 2002, 1:03 AM
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The ultimate climb i want to free...
"Passport to insanity"
Thers also a death route next to it called
"ticket to retirment"
"welcome to barbados" 50 metere roof on natural gear
"have a nice flight" climbed with a bit of a runout
"punks in the gym"
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orestes1724
Apr 22, 2002, 1:25 AM
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not to offend anyone, but i want to name a route vanessa is a flammer. its not homophobic or anything its just an inside joke.
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polarwid
Apr 22, 2002, 6:01 PM
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I believe that is spelled FLAMER.
TALUS FOOD...at the GUNKS.
SO DESCRIPTIVE!!!
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daggerx
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2 more classic's to add to the list are....
Donkey Dick crag and Stinkfingersinda Crack
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dogen
Apr 22, 2002, 6:41 PM
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lactic acid bath
exposing the pink
she got the bosch, i got drilled
make way for dyklings
midget digits
fish eyed fool
erect direction
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indigo_nite
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best existing names:
Illusion Dweller
An Officer and a Poodle
my names:
Hungry Like the Poodle
Medusa's Bad Hair Day
Sylvia Poggioli [puh-'JOE-lee]
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Outside of Jinju i have acouple bouldering problems i named "problem child" and "the happy bulge". On the high buttress the castle is built on i have some problems named "invasion of the dwarves" (the castle was built when the japanese invaded in 1592 and the war was called Imjawarin, literally meaning the war witht he little people, because Japanese were much shorter than Koreans) and "butter me up".
there is a really shoddy sport route out in Wharyungsan (sleeping dragon mountain) i named "are they f**kin crazy" because the bolts are truly rotten and the first one is a good 18-20 feet up. i remember somewhere in the states climbing a route called "syphillatic slit" but i don't remember where it was, maybe idaho or montana.
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I always liked the name
-Cosmic Mindf---er-
It has a certain ring to it...
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Apr 23, 2002, 1:40 PM
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10,000 Restless Virgins, at the gunks...........oooh the possibilities!
jack mguirk
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polarwid
Apr 23, 2002, 9:28 PM
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Henry the Pig...
Named after a Colorado Springs Police Officer after he ticketed Mark Rolofson and his partner for descending the Tourist Gully in the Garden of the Gods after the first ascent of the route...
His name was Officer Henry.
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Apr 23, 2002, 9:44 PM
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Pig....that reminds me of this climb: ALL COMSUMING FAT IGNORANT AMERICANNo offence to anyone, it's just a name that I've remembered. Cheers
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polarwid
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No offence taken.
We 'mericans sometimes call law enforcement PIGS. No offence to MR. LANGFORD of the California Highway Patrol.
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frawg
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I went bouldering in LCC with my brother. We messed around on this rock for about an hour trying to figure moves to get up it... finally, when i got it, i reached up for this little hold, and there were two bugs attached together at the ass. I squished 'em. after i got to the top. i had to come up with a name, so i honored the fallen. The routes called
"Humpin' Bugs"
I'll post pics of it when i get them developed. (it may already have a different name, but i don't care.)
I guess i will just name routes as i do 'em, because then i can have a name that does justice to the route.
Peaze
Frawg
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"Weeds in your Crack"
I named a bouldering route in Falls Cityhttp://www.rockclimbing.com/routes/listArea.php?AreaID=3586, Oregon this.
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Existing Favs:
Wild Immaculate
Bitchin' Piranha
Ben Sails the Severn
Oye Hombre!
A Line Divine
In Reserve:
Get Out of My Garden
Grim Sex
Waiting to Die
Show Me Where It Hurts
Indocannibal
What Language, This?
No Flights Back
Fame!Freddo!
Rule .303
Back to Front
Sancha Congelada
Quality Veg
and many, many more.....egads! I need to get out climbing!!!!!!
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jmlangford
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There is a climb at Pinnacles National Monument called "Mr. Hugh G. Rection".
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Apr 29, 2002, 11:24 AM
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Stop reading, start climbing
Cheesey chunder
Wheres the winch?
Ascender bender
Pumping like a maniac
Raspberry Jam
Cheese grater (slab)
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REVELATION 21:8
i know its a bible verse but its a pretty cool one. i think its the same one from tombstone. if i remember right its something like "ye i looked and a man aproached on a pale horse and his name was death and all hell followed with him" now thats a powerfull route!
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polarwid
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Route on Yarncliffe Edge in England---
THE SNAIL AND THE GOAT MEET MR. DALI AND HIS AMAZING PERFORMING FLAPJACKS...
What were these guys on?
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polarwid
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mdv638 found this gem in CALICO BASIN, Cannabis Crags at RED ROCKS---
One Mans Kokopelli Is Another Man's Side Show Bob
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HIGH SCHOOL HOOKER, an aid climb using hooks. It above a local high school.
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In San Diego there's actually a route called "Butthole Express". I first heard this when a boyscout troop leader asked one of his guys if they wanted to give the buuthole express a try...I thought I was hearing things. I found out later in a guide book it's true.
If I could name a hot route it would be "Wha-sah-bee"
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I have always liked the route Snuggles in Garden of the Gods, Colorado. It is a 5.9 route. Pretty easy but still a funny name.
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New Zealand Climbs:
f---nuckle
What A Cow Moo
Bog
These are just a few
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best ones i've heard, cowboy boot crack, pig dreams, pig dust and patty the pig, all at garden of the gods, colorado.(what is it about pigs here?)
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pestilence
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"primer gray erection"
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Another crazy mormon on crack city of the rocks, idaho
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It is all about 7 VIGINS AND A MULE.
That is the sweetest name ever!
Keep Crankin' and Extendin' JH
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Names of my own:
The Origin of Evil
F**k Mondays
Names that I like:
The one I like the most, not because it is strange or humorous, but because of the nature of its existance from a classic standpoint; Nutcracker.
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we have some good ones out at comox lake:
wizard of odd
74 $ whore
pocket pussy
U I benifits (put up well the guy was on un-imployment)
humpping nuit
theres more but i nead my book to remeber them all
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One of my favorites....The Pope's Penis...Queen Creek, AZ. Three guesses what the climb looks like and the likely age of the lad that named it.
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"Pocket full of worms" -Grassi Lakes
"Girl drink drunk " -Acephale (I think)
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I like routes with names like
"Powder Puff Direct"
"Strawberries and Cream"
"Sweating to the Oldies"
for heinous, run-out or under-rated climbs.
I can see the headline now. CLIMBER SERIOUSLY INJURED WHILE ATTEMPTING "SWEATING TO THE OLDIES".
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wildtrail
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Louisiana,
I like your style! That's funny!
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There are a set of 5.12s up here on the Seward Highway with the names "Shriek of the Mutilated" and "the Jaws of Churd." Those names are kickass!!
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arsenalcrater
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Here are a few of my fave's that I put up.
"Life Meets Death" III 5.11-A4
"Desintigrating Flesh" IV 5.11+A3
"The Epitome of Decay" III 5.11A3 (in rotten sandstone)
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*Meathook Sodomy, a 5.12d (I think) at maple canyon, UT... also there: Monkey Nuts, 5.8(heh heh.. I climbed nuts)
*oh yes, let's not forget Jizzneyland, 5.10c, Isle of You, Cochise Stronghold AZ.
climbs yet to exist:
*Intrarectal Digestion
*Shirt On Shirt Off (this one will be an overbolted sport climb no less than 11c )
HAHA Chris I beat you to it!
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"the Bong Eater" if you don't think of it as pins. sounds cool and for some strange reason reminds me of something darth vader would say.
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Superpseudomasochisticexpeealodochous
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I once climbed the "Chunky Monkey" in Oregon. I'm hoping to FA something so I can name it "Flaming Gel Pens".
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Cemetery Gates in North Wales
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"Thanks for the Mammries" .11a at the black cliffs in Boise.
Also "Rectal Cranial Insertion" .9 which has a wicked roof with a high heel hook. Get it?!
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in reference to Hueco tanks boldering problems.
*nobody gets out of here alive
*lesbian love gratto (spelling)
sign of the cross
left/right el murray
*ascent of man
*=interesting names
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wildtrail
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I thought of some so hold on:
Black Fetus 5.12-
Flatus Direct 5.11+
Flatus Triple Direct 5.11+
Assume the Position 5.12
Pleasures of the Groin 5.11+
Vaginal Discharge 5.13
Cheap Swill 5.12
Degrade my Sister 5.10+
Transcendental Disfiguration 5.10
Tomb of the Unknown Homo 5.7
Eleven Minus (rated, of course) 5.10+
Orgasm Direct 5.11-
***On Gynecologist's Wall you will find;
The Yeast Infection 5.10+
The Vulva 5.10+
and, my favorite--Damp Things 5.9
The plus and minus ratings are because they all came out of an old out of print guide book.
These are not;
Slut for Punishment 5.12a
Mr. Bunney Meets the Poultry Man 5.11a
Okay. That's enough!
Steve
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I am partial to Psycho Biker B1tch on Grandads Bluff in Lacrosse Wisc. Its a 10a pinching nipple sized huecos.
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hard drivin, pretty girls make graves, fear of having sex with dead people,and gobbs of knobs a few names i came up with meat hanger and sinister minister
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Nuclear Cheerios.
Canned Madness
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Middle Aged Mutant Ninja Climbers. 5.9, Rushmore Rocks
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pretty girls make graves ... isn't that the name of a band, too?
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Not very original, but there is a nasty cave traverse near my home that involves several big holds covered with bat guano and pockets full of rat droppings.
the route name? "Shit."
hantavirus tests recommended
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Jul 16, 2002, 11:15 PM
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Has anyone come across a climb named
"The Cunning Linguist?"
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"Smokers Bowl" v4 or 5 problem at Independence Pass...that and the "Urinal Tract"...same place
Oh! I forgot...when I make a FA, I'm gonna name it "Snoochie Bootchie Bono Boochies!" or
"Keg with Legs" in honor of Jay and Silent Bob
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I dont' know if anyone has said this but "White Punks On Dope" and if I rember correct theres one called " Black Guys On Welfare". These were at The Needles Ca.
Climb Safe and don't drive angry
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"Take that, Isaac Bedingfield!"
Put up by a friend for his roommate.
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I like the following names for future routes....
"Bleach the Gene Pool" (a runout climb)
"Idiot Parents have Idiot Children" (suitable for the whole family)
"Kollege Edgucated" (requires the climber study a little)
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Sea Monkies
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High School Hooker, a hooks-only aid climb above the local high school.
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"A histérica e o vibrador"
(The histerical woman and the vibrator)
I'm thinking of calling one of my firt ascents: "C...."... wait! Not gonna tell you... someone might take my idea...
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I think one of my favorite route names is B.O.H.I.C.A. at the Red... Bend Over, Here it Comes Again...
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Climbs in Skaha BC
Lick it in your panties 5.8
Like it in her panties 5.8
Lichen in my panties 5.8
Hair on a G string 5.7
Tick on her tit 5.9
No more foreplay 5.13d
Lesbian pope 5.9
Basement abortion 5.10
Slippery slit 5.10
Bear s--- on a door knob 5.7
Assholes of august 5.9
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At Tahquitz there's a climb named "One Nut Willie"
Oh and one named"The 5.7 Arete" but the climb is a 5.10b
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My favorite route name is definately BBQ THE POPE out at smith rock.
If I had the chance to name a route I would probably name it something stupid like PHOSPHOENOL PYRUVATE, just for the shear fact that no one would understand what it meant
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ximiana
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i Hear some good names.
Lado obscuro de la Luna (Dark side of the Moon) in Peña Bernal.
Mentes Obtusas (obtuse minds) in Las Mesas
No mames in Peña Motof (jijiji)
El arco in Cerro Catedral.
etc. etc.
Space boys, i hear it, but i dónt know where is it
psicosis in Aculco
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ah and i forget
psicosis in Aculco, this is GOOD
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Stoat goes to Joshua Tree and tears a flapper on Baby Apes--NRG, WV
One man's Kokopelli is another man's Sideshow Bob---Red Rocks
Anal Clenching Adventures---NRG
No Kiss, No Lubrication---NRG
Those old-school trad guys....they're fuuunnnyyy....
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More potential names:
Honey, what is this?
Damn this itches! (let your mind play with that one)
Mother Goose and Grimm (because I love the cartoon)
Mother Goose and Grime (planning on that one soon for a dirty aid climb)
Sicilian Steve Simulator (Sicilian and a foul mouth [go], I'll wait for a route that really gets me swearing)
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Beer me
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Holey Shit
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You Aint Nothing but a Hang dog
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MEDICINAL SMOKE - 5.12C
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On a recent adventure at the Delaware Water Gap we were working on a new pitch when some ravens started fighting at the top of the cliff. They made such a racket we couldnt help but notice there was a commotion going on at the top. A few minutes later we heard rock fall and were suprised by a barrage of softball sized rocks coming down right on us so we named the new route TRUNDLE BIRD.
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"A Critique of Pure Squeezin" - an offwidth!
As in "I Kant climb this ^%&(*(* route"
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"My Urine Melts Rock like Acid"
in the Graham Mts. of southern az
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JUMBO PUMPING HATE (VRG)
the DRILLING FIELDS (City of Rocks)
but by far the best of all...
ASTROMAN !!!
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A rotten sandstone aid sketch...."Johnny on the Spot".
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Mr. Hugh G. Rection at Pinnacles National Monument, CA.
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a friend of mine just got back from squamish and gave a new name to a boulder problem... THE INSEMINATOR!!
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I live in Ohio so I don't get a chance to climb a lot. But I did do a bouldering problem called "Ounce and a Half" that I thought was a good name.
If I ever get my FA, I want to name it "Up."
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two of my favorite's are at shelf. turbo-charged intercooled meat machine andback her up against the wall and kauk her.
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some of my favorites are
romancing the stone in rumney
bushes from id quincy quarries
sputnik quincy quarries
slap the monkey bolton quarry
triskaidektaphobia rumney
flying hawaiian quincy quarries
nutcracker cathedral ledge
the fly rumney (5.14+!!!!)
stoned monkey bolton quarry
f-ing the dog rumney
reckless abandon eagle bluff
well there's more but I'm sick of thinking of em
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At the gym I go to there's a route called "Closer Then Our Mothers Knew"... it runs right beside a crack. I almost tore myself in half laughing.
Other names I thought of (at least never heard of)...
Hunt For Red Chocktober
Indiana Jones and the Route of Doom
Show Me You're Nuts
Stick It In The Crack
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I have to admit to skipping a few of these postings, so if they have been mentioned before, just count these as one more vote for them. All the ones I have in mind are found in the Witchita's near Lawton, OK.
Superpseudomasachisticexpialidosious (spelling?? don't have the guidebood with me ) Another favorite is: Fifi in a blender (nice visual image
Kerplunk (right off the water start)
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"Kill or be killed" Foster Falls TN. "Rage" Obed TN.
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Some of these are real climbs and some are names of future routes.
Frying bacon naked
Monkeys with car keys
Hand galactic gargle blaster
Give pizza chants (give peace a chance)
Baptists on the rampage
Cheeses of Nazareth
Starless and Bible Black
Spankin' the baby
Frog stomp
Eat the bunny (we saw a decaying bunny)
Hams across America
Death comes ripping
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Cool Route names, would have to be Survival, Shitface, Frustration Syndrome, all these are located at the Gunks, and there are just so many others.
But for my FA I would call it Flight of the Navigator or the Power of Flight. Something to that effect.
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my fav. was "catholic shcoolgirls in bosnia" ha
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my favorite is "lesbian outlaw". its a nice finger crack at haw creek falls.
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Honestly where do people come up with some of these names? Whatever happened to simplicity? But I guess, the ones I've heard haven't been any better. "Milking the Cow" is probably the most memorable one. I'd love to name one "The Great Gig in the Sky." Climbing to Pink Floyd rocks...er, no pun intended.
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"Shit happens"
"Lick my wounds"
"Lubrificare il condotto"
so far as i can remember!
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From the sunny UK:
"Watch me wallaby wank, Frank"
"Screams of tight daughters"
"Tormented ejaculation"
"99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd"
"Malc Baxter stole my wife"
"Red and Yellow and Pink and Green, Purple and Orange and Blue"
"£uck John Barton A.K.A. the armchair critic"
"Clive Coolhead realises the excitement of knowing you may be the author of your own death is more intense than orgasm"
"Bimbo The Exploding Lorry Drivers Gulch Eliminate"
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Pocket Pussy, New River Gorge
Osiris(Egyption God of the dead)Lumpy Ridge
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theres a route in waterval boven South Africa called tripolactic fairytales. LOve the name never climbed it, it was a bit obove me. But would love to.
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Rod Munch, Cooking with Gas, and up the skirt and clip the bush.
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Rob's Dirty Crack - 5.9 - secret location at my familes cabin in central ontario
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This one is near my home. The translation into english is, more or less, "You were born from the cunt of witch pregnant by the stick of a broom"
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Pabst Smear- 10a
it's a great smear and stem climb
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victoriaclimber
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Remote Control Exploding Holds
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caerbannog_rabbit
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quarter pounder with cheese is one of my favorite route names
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basecamp_junkie
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a good FA name for a piece of serious aid, or a trad route with little protection:
Failure is a B*tch
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Did you ever meet a jungle woman in the avacado jungle of death? Hueco Tanks..
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"Jesus wore Teva's" VRG
JBone
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Procto pete and the endos
Flatus
Sofa-isticated-lady all at Devil's lake WI.
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caveman
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"mr. poopy head" red rock kentucky
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polarwid
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There is a route at Froggatt Edge in England called COCKCHAFER, which involves traversing a sharp edged roof with your hands above and your feet below...
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"The Devil in Chris Jones"
Hueco Tanks
"Nipples and Clits"
City of Rocks
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cclaytorus
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Rode Hard and Put up Wet - Wild Iris, WY
Is It Safe? - NRG, WV
My Favorite...
Skull F**k - NRG, WV
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mr_nightmare
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Rape and run... My dad named that one... I won't ask....
White Lightning- a zigzag route that goes approximately 70 feet up and is distinguished by multiple chalk plants (hence the lightning)
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Mr. Rodgers Smokes a Fatty.
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madclimberboy
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Here's a good one: "Flying Dutchman" -- at a local crag near Boston (Quincy Quarries)
One I'd like to name : "Slappy my Happy"
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There's one at Sugarloaf Mtn Called "I am a cam" you feel like one at the end of the climb. Check it out at:
http://www.rockclimbing.com/photos.php?Action=ListPhoto&PhotoID=5659
"up and atom"
"this end up"
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wlderdude
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I think if my partner, Brigham Pitstick, were to put up a route, he'd call it
PITSTICK with a CLIPSTICK
Maybe I could put it up and he copuld clip the first bolt.
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paintinhaler
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This is it, kid 5.12
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kmae
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This is a great thread. My husband heard me laughing out loud from the other room and wanted to know what was so funny. Here's my contribution, all from the gunks:
Welcome to the Gunks (5.10)
Sixish (a 5.4+ that feels like 5.6)
Bitchy Virgin (5.6)
Bombs Away Dream Baby (5.8+)
Cascading Crystal Kaleidoscope (aka CCK, 5.7+)
Hawaii Five-Ten (5.10)
Make Haste or Tomato Paste (5.10)
One Blunder And It's Six Feet Under (5.10)
MF 5.9 (I had a heck of a time on this one, and always thought it stood for m*er f*er, but I think it's actually someone's initials. Anyone know the real story?)
Interesting that most of these climbs are named after pain, suffering, death, mayhem, or sex. Wonder what that says about us?
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rollingstone
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Among my favorites:
"Synapse Collapse", Yosemite, on the left side of the Apron; thin fingers crux
"Take Fist", at Beacon Rock, WA; large crack
"Knob Job", Yosemite, I think at Five and Dime cliff?? (a Bridwell route-really fun 5.10a);
and finally,
"Exasperator", Squamish, 5.10c thin fingers...
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Smear today gone tommorow.
Hyalite Canyon, Montana
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smack my ***** up
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sparky
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rosy crusifixion
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Black Dyke
Negro Lesbian
both in Squamish
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uncle_big_green
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This one is mine, but its still good. A 110 ft. pitch at a secret TN location. The gear is mostly 4 to 6 Friends (heavy on the 5s) and the pitch varies from being a dihedral to going out a roof slot and finishing with a splitter.
Oh yeah, its name is Fattastic Voyage.
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"The Warmup Route"
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at the roaches,uk."clive coolhead realizes the excitement of knowing you may be the author of your own death is more intense than orgasm" and its a good route to.
"strapadictomy" at froggatt,uk.
"benign lives" froggatt
"the braille trail" the route follows a line of pebbles.burbage,uk.
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one id like to name is "warm milk and a hotdog"
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the gratest ive heard so far is
"Screaming of the silenced " its not a hard wall but a great name
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(I'm all over that like a)fat kid on a smartie - 5.10d- secret location at Hoppinbig's family cabin in central ontario
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FIUTT (F%&k It, Use The Tree)
at Mt Lemmon
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"Felch me with a crazy straw, Yeah!" , and "Following a felch is no fun part 2",(someone's got a thing for felching?!),
"Slab and tickle", "Second Hand Italian Tank" (S.H.I.T), "They're all pink inside."(classy) , "Dr strike and the funky bullster meets the whole hog hurricane"
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Chris cranks a coed 10c
Crosseyed and painless 13a
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kungfuclimber
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Local area (near Ottawa):
They died laughing
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White Punks on Dope (5.11.c)
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First we had the HBO series "Tales from the Krypt", the we had horror show routes named "tales from the gripped". But the best was a route in Marcus, WA, outside Spokane, a pumpy 12 called "Trails of the ripped"
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A couple named after movies:
Romancing the Stone, in Spokane WA.
and
The Hand that Cradles the Rock, perhaps not used yet.
Regards,
Curt
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orangekyak
Sep 14, 2002, 10:21 PM
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two great names from rumney ...
5.8 crack by the road (it's 5.7 crack)
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butt bongo fiesta
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mojorisin
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OK,, I have a couple of my favorites that I did the F.A. on. One is Dionysos and the other is Ravens Claw. But If I ever put up some insane A-5 I am going to call it Psycological Nudity. I have thought about Electric Gypsy, Last of the Puritians,Spastic Colan,Ride the Lightning and Hammer of the Gods. Anyway I like some of yours and would like to hear about any one's F.A. Peace Out.
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sex never did this to my hands/ needles SD
The bitch/ palisades SD
The son of a bitch/ palisades SD
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mattiem
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My favorites
at rumney
"The man with the Hueco in his tights"
In north conway
"Fat girls with acne"
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aarong
Sep 17, 2002, 7:19 PM
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At Chandler Park in Tulsa, OK:
GARGLE MY BUTT GRAVY
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Brush Your Teeth With Jesus and Sphincter Quits
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There's a WI4 near Golden BC that the first assentioists named "Wetter than your Wife" after the climb down south...Harder than yur husband.
My next mixed ice limb will be called The Moe-Chine. In memory of my partners van that got stolen with all of our gear in it.
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Sep 19, 2002, 2:11 AM
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P.H.Y.S.I.C.A.L. at Sinks Canyon, WY.
(stands for - Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger is Craving Another Licking)
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Here's some route names from local areas-
Crack Climbs:
Silence Of The Cams
Sacrificial Cam
I Think, Therefore I Cam
Wham, Bam, Thank-You Jam
Hex Files
Chocksucker
This Blood's For You
Better Lock Next Time
Jammed If You Do, Jammed If You Don't
Others:
From Smear To Eternity
Best Smears Of Our Lives
Lubricated Goat
All Chalk And No Action
Save The Last Stance For Me
Statutory Ape
Save The Ales
Wild Brew Yonder
Cardiac Arete
Poodlephile
Black Magic Poodle
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Not sure if this has been mentioned or not (crazy list that's just to long to read tonight.. only because we were working power endurance at the gym)..
Best route name: "Going to Harlem with a Turd in my Shorts" 5.8 at Mt. Rushmore, S.D.
First ascent name (used on a boulder at Sylvan Lake, S.D.): South Dakota Brown Snake v3/4. It was named due to a joke from an apparant snake that a friend saw the day before. You can probably guess what it was.
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some of my favorites go as follows:
for whom the bell tolls
monk's in the Gunks
toby learys theory
hubba rocks
holy diver
dharmarete
too fast for love
for those about to chalk
tested karma
fear of truth
ganeshas eight arms
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Fear of the toothed Vagina (V9)
The Glen, Ontario
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The Old Lady's Crack (5.9)
Campden Crag, Ontario
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well, some may not think this is any good, but my one of my buddies is set on giving problems sweet names.....like
" SUGAR PLUM PRINCESS " ...i thought it was funny!
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The JBone Memorial Highway
5.11c
Homestead, Az
Hell Yeah,
JBone
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When I bolt my first route, the first one will be way high. Sketchy high. Thus, it will be dubbed: STICKCLIP ENEMA.
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"DON'T FALL" is a good one too I think. Preferrably a route with a deck of jagged boulders, and maybe a cactus or two...
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My favorites:
No sika, no problem
Il crettino
Let's go crazy
Just like a women
Bam Bam
Adrenaline
La ou certains craquent, d'autres s'éclatent
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Some of my favs are: Sofa King; Architects on Acid; Lunar Starscape; Lifewish; Busload of Faith; Heart Full of Ghosts; Super Love Bliss Machine; Urine Luck; Wicked as an M-16; Anarchy and an AK-47; Cosmic Pillar of Frenzy; Love and a .45; and Dickin's Cider.
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40 year old penis... it was harder than it looked!
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The birth of liquid desires.
A boulder problem in the peak district (UK)
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"Some Weird Sin" in Australia
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There are so many with great stories that make the names memorable, but some that I like just for the name are:
BOHICA (Bend over here it comes again)
SLAP (Squeel like a pig - Deliverance reference, aptly named for a route in WV)
If I find the appropriate route, I would love to name one -
"Cry of the Chocolate Hostage"
or
"Droppin' the Kids off at the Pool"
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In Welsford, NB, Canada, here are some REAL route names:
Fruits in Spandex
Dykes on Bikes
The Dyke Route
Blow Job
Mamalian Proturberances
Ride a Cock Horse
** laughs to himself **
FREUDIAN
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I thought Tales of Power was kinda cool and Andromeda
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"Tits out for the lads" - Flatirons
"Down-presser (or?) Man" - Eldorado Canyon
"I made it to the top now leave me the f__k alone!" - Unaweep Canyon
"Perilous Journey" - Mickey Mouse Wall (there is one oppurtunity to protect it, with RP's no less, in the whole 150' pitch)
"Phallus in suck-it-land" - Eldorado Canyon (right next to Alice in Bucket Land)
The entire Dylan wall in Indian Creek (I'm probably wrong) is pretty good. The only route on there that isn't a genuine song title is "Bob can't climb"
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Chalk Like A Bastard
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"Spanky's quest for the nectar hole"
- Smith Rock, OR
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I can't believe I forgot BOHICA. That is one of the best.
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Climbed: Boner Direct
First Ascent idea: PuPu Platter (after an asian dish, its actually not bad).
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And "Bat's Ass Dihedral" in Eldo, which is actually quite popular.
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At the Pit in Az "Popeye meets the burrito master"
-Zac
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at queen creek, az
flakes of wrath .11a
see ya try, see ya fail .11b
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At Red River Gorge:
Horny Bitch
Overloard
Party Time
Rock Wars
Mr. Poopy Head
Fuzzy Undercling
and the list goes on.....
For a first ascent... liquor box..get it??
or..The Junction (my favorite bar)
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BE A ROBOT FOR JESUS (K.Point, Australia)
WORRYING HEIGHTS - there is a 10m whipper if you fall at the crux, because there aint no pro!
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Good Girls Shave Twice - Frustration Creek
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My brother and his partner were working on a boulder in Japan that they called "Kyle's Mom". It probably already had a Japanese name.
There's lots of good names at the Niagara Glen like "Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys".
http://www.glenbouldering.com/guide-spec.php3?+435
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Routes from the Daks:
Wandering Lunatics
No Comments from the Peanut Gallery
Children and Alchohol
Diagonal Chockstone Chimney - the name alone is not so funny, but in the description it states about the falling of the chockstone behind which you would chimney "Without this deadly cork at the top of the climb, the route is neither a chimney, nor does it have a chockstone. And it's not really diagonal either. Oh well."
Mister Toad's Wild Ride
Ornithologists From Hell
Uncontrollable Desires - from the description "This route fittingly begins at the wet spot"
Five Hundred Rednecks with Guns
Another Whack and Dangle Job
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briang
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my buddy and i have been working on a project which he dubbed HOT MONKEY LOVE
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mreardon
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"exploding brown nodules"
"Life's a bitch, and so's my ex"
"double fisting"
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Kirsten Dunst makes my spidey sense tingle..
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fisaacs
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A few I'd like to contribute when I climb them (unless they exist elsewhere):
All this for a PHD?
We don't need no stinking bolters (my first trad route)
The last five minutes of the life of aaaaaaarrrghhh-splat.
Gravity well (has to be a chimney)
does anyone know of a route called gravity kills existing anywhere?
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thedreamingtree
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I'm gonna name my first FA:
"Jimmy you got a D! Nooooo not the toss salad man!"
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angus106
Nov 22, 2002, 3:22 AM
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hmmm, some of these might already be here (to lazy to read all 20 freekin' pages worth!)
Tw at rattlesnake point in milton, "Pinochio" (named becase of an old tree stump 3/4 of the way up the climb that kinda looks like a nose i guess.) the climb next ti it is called "Jimminy Cricket".
also on somewhere in the area called "baboon blowjobs":lol: , not sure where exactly.
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At the tanks:
Splatter High.
Hunger Artist.
Serious Attitude Problem.
Crown of Aragorn.
Also, a friend of mine pput up a thin slab route called "Jug This"
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flying_dutchman
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squamish has some awsome names...
'mechanically seperated chicken'
'skullf---'
'edible panties'
just to name a few
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redpoint73
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Lactic Acid Bath -- aptly named New River Gorge climb (WV).
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lostangel
Nov 22, 2002, 6:22 PM
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I got to name one! and its called "mine" haha I really get a kick out of it too
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steepfish
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Toxic chalk,The big woodie these are on my woodie
[ This Message was edited by: steepfish on 2002-11-22 10:38 ]
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redpoint73
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"Maypop" at Red River GOrge, Kentucky. Not sure if its because the holds "may pop", or the bolts!!!!
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I just came across a boulder problem at my local gym called "Italian Stallion," based on the shape of the first hold. For some reason, lots of chicks (even newbies) keep trying to send this nice V3.
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sunsation
Nov 25, 2002, 10:07 PM
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My first FA's gonna be called Small Willy Complex
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sunsation
Nov 25, 2002, 10:09 PM
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My first FA's gonna be called Small Willy Complex
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Orgasm, Dancing Maddly Backwards, and Look Mom No Rope. Those are the only ones I can remeber that stand out.
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djnibs
Nov 25, 2002, 10:20 PM
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"If you can climb it, you can name it!"
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Dream Names for my FA's
corporate ladder
Please Don't Climb This Route
All Hacked up and no place to go
S.Y.M. (Sammy-Yo-Mammy)
HALO army
the Master Chief's Route
Elite Covenant Unit
and of course:
Delta-9 THC
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holmeslovesguinness
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"I Promise Not To Cam In Your Mouth"
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djmeat
Nov 26, 2002, 6:29 PM
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My first FA with be named "Endangered Feces". So far the best name I've seen is 99cents crunchy tacos. it just seem so utterly out of place.
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idgunks
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definitely "Panama '86"
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sparky
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Executed judgment is a cool one because it says execute and that's a cool word,
the first route I name will be like Prince when he was the artist formerly known as prince, no name just a symbol then watch everyone try to say it.
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Some of my favorite existing Scottish Route names:
"The End"
"Carpet Beater"
"Drilla Killer"
"Flight of the Mad Magican"
"Death is the Hunter"
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wildtrail
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"Nut Lice"
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redpoint73
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Funny names at Rumney, New Hampshire:
Obi Won Ryobi (Darth Vader area)
Armed, Dangerous, and off my Medication
The Man with the Hueco in His Tights
To Love, Honor and Belay
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dupree
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I've gotta give it to the 'Gunks for the best names: "Spew Harder" and "The Illustrious Buddha" spring to mind.
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alvchen
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Cum Slot
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salathiel
Nov 28, 2002, 5:05 AM
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Fist F@#ing Martha Stewart In Joshua tree.
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lostangel
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I acually like the name "Ruby Slippers" or "Theres no Place like home"
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bootyhead
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Here in Arizona we pride ourselves on interesting route names, some of the better ones are: Slap My Fro, Tip Toe Through The Two Lips, Womb With a View, Papa's Got a Brand New (chalk) Bag
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gumbygurl
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Penguins on acid
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jaybee
Dec 6, 2002, 3:32 PM
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RRG route names I dig:
-Fuzzy Undercling (cuz Porter put his hand on a bat while doing the FA, right?)
-C Sharp or B flat (damn that's quality)
-There's Nothing Like Whiskey to Make Maidens Frisky
-The High Hard One
-Minas Tirith
-Burden of Dreams
FAs I've done:
- "One Fist Two Fist Red Fist Blue Fist" (my partner named it... at a wall with other Suess names... guess what kinda climb it is)
- "Little Redneck Girls" (cuz it's dirty, short, and easy)
- "Chia Man" (green lichen covered OW dihedral FA = Lichen covered me)
- "Can't Get There From Here" (ahhh, I love old REM songs)
- "3,2,1 Contact" (gear placements... in order of their appearance)
FA's I want:
- Bolts Next To Perfectly Good Gear Placements
- Vanity Plates
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parangole
Dec 8, 2002, 8:59 PM
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"resistence's hero"
It's one of the longest sport climb routes here in brazil, and one of the hardest.
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gretna
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"Its Not the Meat, Its the Motion"
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climbingjunky
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"TEENAGE GIRLS DON'T BLOW GORBIES!"
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lucy
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"Lucy on the wall with diamonds."
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coclimber26
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Magical Chrome-plated Semi-Automatic enema Syringe
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One that I thought was funny was Scrambled legs w/ real lichen from those freeze dried breakfast foods and there was a bunch of lichen on the route-make you think no one wanted to climb it
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illimaniman
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"My Ex-Wife (Short & Easy)"
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micronut
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just put up a bunch of new boulder problems at the Noduals and.......
'Subterainean Homesick Blues', a sweet 15 move cave problem that starts way down in a hole. I was going to name it 'new age rebirthing ritual" but nobody wanted to say it. Nobody is reading this anyway
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Yo Mamma(5.10) @ The New River Gorge-Bridge Butress
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vertical_planar
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Some names here in Greece:
The dance of the thousand little devils
Interamerican (a heavily bolted route, under the name of the largest local insurance company)
The dance of the eggs
Enitor Ergo Sum
The pillar of dreams
Gurunobeis (Lord of the Pigs)
The dihedral of Schizophrenia
Kinopraksia (the cartel of dogs)
Pythagorean theorem
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I think I would call a first assent of mine Fratricidal Testicle. It has a ring to it.
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Names of some of my FA's: Moonage Daydream, General Dynamics, Sloppy Seconds, Hunka Hunka Burning Love, Burning Desire, Christ on Crutches, The Joker, Mr. Snoid, Nazi Love, Yakkity Crack, Simple Minds, Fool's Gold, Pit Bull, I Spy, The Man from UNCLE, Fly by night, Old brown shoe, The Vision, Alien Nation, Good Sex, The Bobby Brown Arete, Left Overture... One I want to use is "Artificial Heart".
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polarwid
Jan 14, 2003, 11:41 PM
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Curbar Edge in the Peak District of ENGLAND has...
THOMAS THE TANKED UP ENGINE
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micronut
Jan 14, 2003, 11:45 PM
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Just put up a new route the other day, named it for all the RC.COM trippers, COWBOYS ON ACID
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pywiak
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"Playing With A Full Deck", a Steve Schneider creation in Tuolumne.
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alpinelynx
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some FA names I would use:
The Enormous Room
Cute Fluffy Bunny
Aerial Boundries
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theperfectdrugsk
Jan 15, 2003, 3:19 AM
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green meanie, slapstick, krackerjack, off in the field, il duche, waaambulance, razor bump ass, and man pants
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older slower wiser
and next to it
younger fitter faster
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overlord
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new slovenian art both (the route and art (mostly)) suck
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micronut
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Well, you got the Needles classic "White Punks on Dope", so my buddy and I are working on a route at Margherittaville we plan on calling "White Trash on Tweak", just to fit in with the local culture.
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"Chop Your Dieckoff", for Boulder Canyon's very own style enforcer.
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Didn't take the time to read the entire thread, so I don't know if this one's been mentioned:
Even Coyotes Like it Doggie Style!, at Pinnacles National Monument
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"Candy Colored Tangerine Flake Streamlined Baby" - according to the J-Tree Falcon guide this is Illusion Dweller's other name.
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Masacre digital! (Digital massacre)
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I too, have not read the last few pages, but I have always liked names that played on words or sayings. That said, there is a route at Lumpy Ridge called "Poultry in Motion". Another good one that I remember from somewhere is "All Chalk and no Action".
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I think that "The Vagina" at Rocktown.
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Titty %@#$ (if you've seen it you would understand: Sit start undercling a conical protrusion on the rock pointing down, smear your feet and lift your hips right into it to get off the ground)
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Jan 21, 2003, 8:29 PM
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I heard of one called widowmaker...sounded pretty cool
I want to name a route phobos after the moon of mars with the giant cliffs and mountains. Phobos means fear in greek
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cerikpete
Jan 22, 2003, 9:05 PM
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At the new Earth Treks in Timonium:
Devil's Eggnog.
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Can't believe none of the AZ crowd has mentioned "Babysitters Taste Better" at Queen Creek.
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OKCRocks (a closed-grain-silo-turned-climbing-gym here in oklahoma city) has a route named Dental Plan. I don't think it was the original FA name, but the story is that a leader who had a habit of using his teeth while clipping took a wicked fall and the rope yanked his teeth out. It's a decent blue (ratings are like skiing: green, blue, black), but I'm not much of an indoors guy, so i'm not going to try and rate it.
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Some interesting ones
Horny Toad
Hornier Toad (second part of previous)
Involuntary Manslaughter we renamed it Involuntary Handslaughter (crack climb)
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There's a really cool crack in J-Tree called Candy-Colored Tangerine Flake Streamlined Baby.
We're not sure how it got the name but it's a really nice 10b
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Just recently I was "leading" this route where I could not find any pro for the first 2/3 of the route. At the crux, I found a really manky #5 stopper placement, then nothing else, so I bailed onto an easier route, and soloed up it. When I got back down I realised that it was called "Illequipt" :lol:
I now pay more attention to route names :lol:
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Good question. I just saw the thread but it looks like it has been around. I've put up several sporter's with sick twisted names but It looks like you guys have that covered. The last route I put up before my shoulder injury was a route in the Beartooths here in Montana called Rattlesnake Ocean 5.10c A3. Don't want to start a verbal war here but to me it seems that trad big wall climbs in an alpine setting deserve a "mature" name, among others, especially when being asked questions about it or writing an artical. Does anyone else have a similar type of route they have put up? I guess if I had the energy I could submit my article but I named it because at the bottom of the wall there were rocks that reminded me of Sedona Az.. I was on the wall close to 18 hrs in the rain so through my hallucinatory fatigue the name came to me followed by intense laughter and crying. Great climb. A buddy of mine got the first winter ascent and it's always great to here other people talking about "your route". Almost well. Peace.
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Hermaphrodite Flake 5.4 in Tuolumne. It goes three ways. Top, side, or chimney.
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Lacto Mangulation. on Potash rd.
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Two favorites in the City of Rocks: Manky Scum and A Nest full of Egos
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I just named a new route I put up the other day, Bionic Bitch Slap heheh :)
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"There's a really cool crack in J-Tree called Candy-Colored Tangerine Flake Streamlined Baby. We're not sure how it got the name but it's a really nice 10b."
We'll it's the name of a Tom Wolfe novel...and the climb is also known as Illusion Dweller.
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papaswize
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A friend of mine put up one south of Grand Junction called "High Over Hantavirus" since there was a dead rat at the bottom of it. If I remember correrctly, there's one over in the South Platte that I climbed called "Slimey Slit". A very wet hand/fist(?) crack. It's been a while since I've been on it, so my memory may fail me.
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lemurboy
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I think the funniest ones ive heard are The Black Dyke and next to it is Negro Lesbian in squamish
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climbergirl15
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The gym I go to has a few good ones. One is Sorberity Test, although there are better ones can remember off the top of my head.
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In reply to: One is Sorberity Test, although there are better ones can remember off the top of my head.
funniest part about sobriety test: It's all feet across the bottom of the slab wall, so its like walkin the line, only much harder.
-Brian
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freezerfrost
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Relentless Atavistic Screams
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drkodos
Mar 19, 2003, 9:48 PM
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My two favs:
Unknown
un-named
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da5id
Mar 20, 2003, 1:39 AM
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another good one:
Hey Baby, How Would You Like To Be A Carabiner On My Rack?
yes, that's a route name
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cheaterstick
Mar 24, 2003, 4:28 PM
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Love the "Looks Dangerous, You Go First" HA!!
Friend of mine put up "Crimp Scampi" - Horse Ranch, Arkansas
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ebrmusic
Mar 24, 2003, 4:59 PM
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This week was yet another week at Sam's Throne, AR for me and a friend. We climbed for the first time "Windy Broken Arm" a 5.10 + on the main bluff. We questioned the name until my friend came off about 20 feet up, swung back about 20 feet, and smashed his leg against a tree. Needless to say the route has quite a negative angle to it! His leg took the impact alright, but im guessing if you caught an arm on the tree it wouldn't fair so well.
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jer
Apr 9, 2003, 11:24 PM
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you mean "windy armbuster"?
Some of my latest faves-
Porcupine Pillow
Solid Waste Aftertaste
Neplusultra
Captain Caveman
Jr. Bacon Chossburger
Tick Tattoo
Silence of the Jams
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rokjunky
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Psycho Killer Pillar at Great Falls Basin, CA.
think i'd name my F.A. 'NO WHINERS, LIARS OR FAKES.'
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renobdarb
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One of my favs: "Going Up to Harlem with a Pistol in My Jeans"
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The route is on Lumpy Ridge on the Pear and is; Magical Crome Plated Semi Automatic Enema Syringe. 1st ascent by Bob Bradly and Paul Mayrose 1969. 5 pitches of 5.6 granite.
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jerrygarcia
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"ye gods and little fishes"
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in honor of a sponge bob episode,
ripped pants
...for when you can never get your feet less than 3' away from each other :)
julie
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jonf
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"Flinstones Chewable Morphine,"
a boulder problem in squamish
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celticelement
Apr 13, 2003, 2:26 AM
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If I ever get good enough to FA a good face climb I want to name it 'Making Faces'
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"Quivering Sphincter"
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From the castle rock area,
Pearls Before Swine and The Unmentionable
from El Cap
Magic Mushroom
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robr
Apr 17, 2003, 6:11 AM
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Shrek's Crack a first ascent of mine on a 11000 foot unamed peak in the Chugach range in AK
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bpullan
Apr 22, 2003, 5:28 AM
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if you put up a new route, a first ascent, what would you name it?
this goes out to who hasnt, and what they would name it?????
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beercanclimber
Apr 22, 2003, 6:14 AM
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i wouldn't give it something i had come up with sitting at home. i would want to give it something approptiate for the type of problem it is and how the moves are. you know, if it was reachy or dymanic or crack would really help me find a fitting name.
i'm not a big fan of names like Monkey Buttfuk or something like that. i see the humor, but i wouldn't do it. unless i had been drinking, then i would call it something totally idiotic :)
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texasclimber
Apr 26, 2003, 1:14 AM
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In reply to: i would want to give it something approptiate for the type of problem it is and how the moves are. you know, if it was reachy or dymanic or crack would really help me find a fitting name.
I would do the same I think, but I would make sure it still sounded idiotic. If I couldn't link the two together, I'd pick something stupid over something that describes the route. It just seems right that way.
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roc_klimber
Jun 10, 2003, 7:35 PM
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Share some of your best route names.
Heres some:
Spoon Shifer
The Prosecutor
Semi-Bliss
Grandma's Beef Stew
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Thanks For any input-
Climb stuff
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xkyczar
Jun 10, 2003, 7:44 PM
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no, no, no - not again. Please.
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jetman_jake
Jun 10, 2003, 7:48 PM
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Routes I've coined:
Quality Education (right above graffiti saying "Fuck School"
The Sweedish Fish (boulders only accessable in winter due to being in a swamp)
Vicious Foliage (you fight through a small sapling halfway up the route)
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Jun 11, 2003, 7:40 PM
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one of my favs i named was "rusty bullet hole"as the climb went past a big round ass looking hole.
the last f-a i did i called "sanitarium" for two reasons 1,it a f**king class song and 2.you need putting in one for trying it.
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billcoe_
Jun 11, 2003, 7:51 PM
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Couchmaster Crusemaster and rockmaster. Well, the couchmaster got named cause I just jump off the couch and fa a 10.a while cleaning 3" thick moss overhead with a wire brush. The other names followed.
Boardwalk. Its the costlist piece of property once its developed to land on. Very risky to land on it. Coupled with the fact that the rock was like unnailed boards on a boardwalk. Loose..
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overlord
Jun 12, 2003, 8:34 AM
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In reply to: no, no, no - not again. Please.
yes here we go again.
people, use the "search" option. you know, the thing under the advertismend on the right side of your screen.
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zmehl
Jul 10, 2003, 8:19 PM
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I named one "Ren & Crimpy"
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snowrocker
Jul 11, 2003, 2:57 PM
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the coolest name that I have seen would be "dwarf toss" its an extra reachy route.
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timstich
Jul 11, 2003, 5:09 PM
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A few route name suggestions
Pumples Velvet (just sounds good)
Toothless Choad (danger of teeth getting bashed out)
Epicmaster (route might be future scene of epics)
Knee Bar-B-Cue (for a hot, sunny route requiring said move)
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gotenclimber
Jul 11, 2003, 5:36 PM
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maybe you could call one homework, chemistry or if you want to go crazy algebra 2
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timstich
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In reply to: maybe you could call one homework, chemistry or if you want to go crazy algebra 2
OK
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granitegod
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One of my favorites is Grandmother's Challenge (10c ) in Eldorado.
Very tongue in cheek. As my friend said once.....Grandma was feeling pretty strong that day.... :wink:
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alpinerockfiend
Jul 11, 2003, 7:16 PM
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My personal fave is The Snaz.... what is a Snaz? I wish I could get a hold of old Yvon to ask him....
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adm4now
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Sam I Am thought of this one* Flaming Flanges* flanges means fingers for thoughs who dont know
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skaterbotyo
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"Lubrication For a Fisting" at Enchanted Rock, TX
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Suicide blonde, Platinum blonde, and Vixen blonde, this must be the pickle, and weaned on a pickle.
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In reply to: "Lubrication For a Fisting" at Enchanted Rock, TX
Shhhh! They are selling guide books at the park HQ again. Don't know if this route is in the book, but if the church lady finds out she's gonna get her sewing circle to raise a fuss like last time with the Dome Driver. Them old fundies didn't buy that Becky's Crack was not a lewd sexual reference to some girl Becky. Fred Becky no doubt would shake his head in disbelief at hearing that story.
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Jul 14, 2003, 3:30 AM
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Dicking Around On Dicker's Peck
Rounte name on a 1 pitch spire in the Colorado Indian Peaks.
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Jul 14, 2003, 2:55 PM
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She's No Dog, She's My Wife.....
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b_fost
Jul 14, 2003, 3:00 PM
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"Rectal Exorcism"---this is a 5.12a?? in the Red River Gorge. (I think)
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labmonkey
Jul 14, 2003, 3:12 PM
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"I owe a lot of money to a man named Guido" Mount Nemo, Ontario.
"Fuzzy Undercling" Military Wall, Red River Gorge
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its a 5.11a b_fost... but id have to agree... ive climbed the route and i see no exorcism of the rectum... but its an interesting name no doubt
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elrojobdugs
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ive always been partial to the "harder than your husband"... a 5.11b on roadside crag in the red haha
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elrojobdugs
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or bitchmobile 5.8
ball scratcher 5.12a
dirty crack 5.7
five finger discount 5.8
handjob 5.9+
kick me in the jimmie 5.12a
my, what a pretty crack you have 5.5
pussy whipped 5.10a
reacharound, the 5.12 c
there's nothing like whisky to make maidens frisky 5.9
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cruxyclimber
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CHALKOLATE
:shock: AFTER YOU...
thats all i got
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blessard
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How about "Stink Finger", 5.10b, Mission Gorge, San Diego.
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renobdarb
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Cool Route Names in the Black Hills:
-Mooshy Monster Farts
-Going up to Harlem with a Pistol in My Jeans
-Tweeking the Xenaphobe
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Jul 21, 2003, 7:33 AM
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Blessard wrote In reply to: How about "Stink Finger", 5.10b, Mission Gorge, San Diego.
I've climbed many times at the Gorge and I'm sorry I missed this route but I hope it's not next to "Rectum Roof" another 10B crack climb there.
Enjoy (word play not intended)
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hollywoodcragmonkey
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It was just a gym route, so normally I would not bother, but my sister just found out she is having twins. Her maiden name is Mielke, so I called the route "Twin Stars of the Mielke Way". I know it is corney, but it gave me a little thrill.
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mrhardgrit
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There's a sport route at Dancing Ledge, Dorset (UK) called "John Craven's Willy Warmer"
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sbclimber
Sep 8, 2003, 7:18 AM
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I love "The oblique slanting dihedral of death" in the inner gorge at owens (10d)
and lets not forget "Mystical steps towards deathless superconsciousness" , v6 at pine mountain.
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Extremely Anal (not sure the difficulty)
It's supposedly a pretty fun climb, its funny to hear my friends saying "Hey you gotta try going extremely anal" or something along those lines, people who dont know what were talkin about give some weird looks
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"looks dangerous..... you go first"
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my boulder problem at coopers for ropers that complain about me sandbagging my boulder problem, amply named "Learning How to Fly" The ropers could just not get over how to climb a 3/4 foot blank section of wall :roll: . Whats the rating you say, V0 :twisted: To say the least I had to get on the problem and show them and one of my good friend threw sand on my pad :cry: . I take offense to sandbagging really i do :D :evil:
PS. Nah I love sandbagging shat since I get it consistently slapped in my face so i gotta give it back to people. Plus always better to error on the lower side of the number in my viewpoint.
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Some already named, some proposed, some forever reserved for lines well beyond my abilities:
Get Out of My Garden
Indocannibal
What Language, This?
Fame! Freddo!
Grim Sex
Object of My Desire
A Line Divine
Show Me Where It Hurts
We Caught Them and We Shot Them
The Price of Toys
Fertile Famine's Drink
Rule .303
Sancha Conjelada
Wish We Had, Wish We Hadn't
Ben Sails the Severn
Another Pilot Down
"Whispering in their ears, we give them unquiet dreams!"
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in Krabi
Ribbed for her Pleasure
the groove tube
in korea
김 치 kimchi is spicy, yes?
De Bong 대 봉
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WANKERITIS! its a classic
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My current favorite is in the gym, so I guess that's kind of lame, but...
Three-ball teabag.
The crux is a dyno to a hold that looks like the end of a femur. Or maybe a three-ball scrotum. Your choice.
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bladderhozen has to be one of the best.
its a scary route
steve
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The best I have seen are from boulder problems:
--Gargle my Butt Gravy (Chandler, OK)
--Picking up chicks at the abortion clinic (Fern, AR)
Whats the funniest you've heard??
Stephen
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wooly clam tacos - gunks
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Picking on the Fat Kid - Zion.
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This should pretty much sum it up...
funniest names
The one at penny lane in Squamish cracks me up.
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Dec 27, 2003, 6:44 AM
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Smittys Wet Dream (Little Cottonwood Canyon, Utah)
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hmmmm....not sure if i can top "even coyotes like it doggie style" but
"aunt jemima's bisquick thunderdome" is a fav
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"pizza dick" always make me chuckle...esp. if you knew pete's actions
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b_fost
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'penis puss' at hueco- named after graffiti at base of climb.
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How about the Black Dyke in Squamish, Not that we are racist or anything... its actually a Black Dyke (geolocially)
and over from it is A Negro Lesbian, and between it I understand is...
I got between a black dyke and A Negro Lesbian.
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Fuzzy Undercling, Red River Gorge KY. Is it just me?
-Kate.
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you dont look at the mantle piece when stoking the fire - cataract gorge
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Daily dick dose..... Hueco
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Better Red than Dead- Tres Piedras, NM (a runout friction route)
Magical Chrome Plated Semi-Automatic Enema Syringe - Lumpy Ridge, CO (one of the best 5.6s in Rocky Mountain NP)
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those names are hilarious
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esoteric1
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fistfull of mank, mouthfull of gank j.t.
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kimmyt
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El Crackitan, Bellefonte quarry, PA
Witty climbers.
K.
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alpnclmbr1
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Whats it to you? jt
None of your business! jt
See spot run. hueco
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telemarkist
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stick to what? at josh
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polarwid
Dec 28, 2003, 11:11 PM
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For about 27 pages of FAVORITE and FUNNY route names...
CLICK HERE
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climbingrules
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Cherry Popper-- Two Buttes Colorado
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thegogirl
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Probably some of the best are in Hueco:
nobody here gets out alive
bitch magnet
satan, satan, satan
Jimmy hats on parade
then at JT, Calif:
the phallus
tilt o' whirl
at rocktown, ga:
inspired by an idiot( roof)
Kirk the roach
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Black Chicks in Heat - Owens River Gorge
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My Urine Melts Rock Like Acid --Pinaleno Mts, AZ
-Jeff
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In reply to: Better Red than Dead- Tres Piedras, NM (a runout friction route) Magical Chrome Plated Semi-Automatic Enema Syringe - Lumpy Ridge, CO (one of the best 5.6s in Rocky Mountain NP)
yea stealer 5.6
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boulderstormz
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"Drugs for Santa"...Cheaha State Park Al.
It was named after a first ascent the day after Christmas!
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mrme
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put a wiggle in your stride-seneca
petrified pink puke-new river
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darelparker
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Fat Chicks Trying to be Sexy - Reimers' Ranch
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"Death by Boobalooba" Tennessee Wall
Have you heard the joke about death by boobalooba? Yikes! :shock:
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mrmojorisin
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There are quite a few funny names for routes at the Bellfonte Quarry
Barney Rubble (5.7)
Rubber Doll (5.8
El Crackitan (5.9)
Clam sandwitch (5.9)
Miami Mice (5.9)
Sex toys (5.9)
Wham, Bam, Clam (5.9)
Colman is a fagot (5.10c)
Dead pigs in space (5.10c)
More pudly than studly (5.11b)
Sexy love slots (5.12c)
Just to name a few, Jim Bowers has an active imagination LOL
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juanjo
Dec 29, 2003, 11:20 AM
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Hey buddy nice coc. It called this way because you go all the way up with your legs open jaj
Santa Theresa en Extasis
King Mota
All of the above are at El Potrero Chico Mx.
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dilligaf
Dec 29, 2003, 2:27 PM
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Reimers Ranch:
Power Snatch
Wife in the Fast lane
Discharge
Tit for Tom
Power Squat
Gut punch the Buddha
Gang Bang
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In the Peak District in England:
Strapadictomy
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unabonger
Dec 29, 2003, 4:24 PM
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Bachar Yer Aryan - Eldorado Canyon
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smithclimber
Dec 29, 2003, 5:20 PM
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"Way homo sperm burpers from Fresno" (Yosemite)
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boltdude
Dec 29, 2003, 6:59 PM
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Russian Grain Crisis
(Joshua Tree)
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crux_clipper
Jan 1, 2004, 7:53 AM
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golden showers and group sex
butthole surfer
menstrual as anything
non dairy cheese like substitute
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funniest route name
"i go to rc.com and i like it" at rifle
and also
"i'm a complete queerbomb because i surf the net for opinions on climbing" at the red
funny stuff, yo
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bootleg
Jan 1, 2004, 8:27 PM
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Tits and Beer, Looking Glass NC.
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thegreytradster
Jan 1, 2004, 9:52 PM
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Bald Women With Power Tools. J Tree
Disturbing mental image :shock:
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Jan 2, 2004, 12:09 AM
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'Butt Cheeks' at Eardley Escarp.
Didn't think that much of the name til I was under the climb looking up into into a big butt crack;^)
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Jan 2, 2004, 12:33 AM
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Popsicle toes a former aid route in the Red River now called Private duty nurses.
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Jan 2, 2004, 1:53 AM
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Although, not officially a route yet, I have to give it up for "Fatcrackistan." A proposed new route name for Afghanistan.
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"The killer and destructor bloody Lizard"
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Jan 2, 2004, 4:37 AM
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Some local names here is so ill i thought were funny.
Rappellers' Demise - Giant City :twisted:
2 six-packs, 1/5 of scotch & a full moon - Cedar Bluff
Itty Bitty Titties - Cedar Bluff
Oily Easter Beaver - Cedar Bluff
Essence of Manky - Jackson Falls
Cowboys and Cross Dressers - Jackson Falls
Phillilp
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Jan 13, 2004, 8:44 PM
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Funny route names:
From Socorro Bouldering Project site:
http://www.nmt.edu/~bob/boulder_guide/sbdp.html
Hot and Spicy Anal Lube - V4 (V4-V8) Peck 9/27/95
Defense Secretary Bums-felt - B0 Bob 3/31/2003
On Girl boulder:
Feeling Merry - V4 tall, scary, crux at top Scott
Jump for Joy - V4 tall Scott
Pinchin' Patti's Fatty - V4 Scott
Polly Prissy Pants - V3 semi-contrived Bob 1/25/2003
Meine Gummi Frau - V10 Jake
On the Walrus Boulder:
Eskimo Walrus Love Song - b3 tall, bad landing, scary Scott 5/4/2003
Rubber Walrus Protector - V5 tall, bad landing Peck
---Escale
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Jan 13, 2004, 8:59 PM
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"Teenage enema nurses in bondage"
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dynoclimber
Jan 13, 2004, 9:18 PM
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White stuff in your eye (chalk that is)..what did you think I was going to say???
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climbhigh2005
Jan 13, 2004, 9:52 PM
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In reply to: My Urine Melts Rock Like Acid --Pinaleno Mts, AZ -Jeff
haha
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philbox
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Jan 13, 2004, 10:11 PM
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Blue veined custard chucker, this is a climb at the Kangaroo Point cliffs in the Brisbane CBD cliffs.
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Jan 13, 2004, 10:16 PM
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Front Butt - Rancheria Boulder
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bubba
Jan 13, 2004, 11:37 PM
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How 'bout:
"Nine Inch Rage Against Jane's Tool"
and
"The Fantastic Exploding Rectal Syringe"
Both in Squamish.
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iamthewallress
Jan 14, 2004, 12:42 AM
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Stroke My Erect Ear Tufts (at the Owl area in Yosemite)
The Mosstrum
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takeme
Jan 14, 2004, 12:48 AM
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"Barb Gnarly and the Flailers" (ascends a pillar called the "Barb" on the Spearhead, RMNP)
"Pervertical Sanctuary" (also in RMNP, on Long's Peak)
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livinonasandbar
Jan 14, 2004, 4:47 AM
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Another Squamish route: "Hot Cherry Bendover". Sounds naughty, doesn't it?
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njari
Jan 14, 2004, 5:12 AM
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Table Rock, NC:
Between Wounded Knee and Hindu Kush is "Wounded Hindu"
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Jan 14, 2004, 5:24 AM
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In reply to: 'Butt Cheeks' at Eardley Escarp.
The alliterative name for a similar climb at Mission Gorge in San Diego is "Rectum Roof"
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1269topper
Jan 14, 2004, 5:36 AM
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Bubba Gihad
return of the manic's
belly fat rolls
mr meany
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Jan 15, 2004, 3:06 AM
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Pimps are People Too
Community Cervix
Nearsighted Gynaecologist
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rokklym
Jan 15, 2004, 3:16 AM
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In reply to: Pimps are People Too
Hey, I actually named that problem. Whats so funny about that name?
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rokklym
Jan 15, 2004, 3:42 AM
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The Mt. Rushmore area has some good route names such as:
Not too steep for my lichen
It ain't the meat, its the motion
Going down to Harlem with a turd in my shorts
Just lie-back and enjoy it
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ucscclimber
Jan 15, 2004, 4:32 AM
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At Castle Rock near Santa Cruz, Ca: The Donkey Dong is right next to the Cum Slot
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She Got the Bosch, I Got Drilled
McConnells Mills, PA
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Jan 15, 2004, 8:20 PM
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The Funniest I've heard, is actually quite a worrying name..........
-Appointment with death-
( E9 )(Yorkishire grit)
hmmmmm
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Jan 15, 2004, 8:22 PM
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My favorite has always been, and probably always will be, an ice route at Willoughby:
Float like a butterfly, Land like a tomato
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tomclimbs
Jan 15, 2004, 8:32 PM
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my karma ran over my dogma
eldorado canyon
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lemmon_squeezer
Jan 15, 2004, 11:49 PM
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How about:
-Airgasm
-Full Contact Jenga
-Crack Whore Monthly
-Hairlip BJ Ectasy
Mt Lemmon, AZ
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grabngrip
Jan 16, 2004, 9:01 AM
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Justin Timberflake
Daniel :)
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wingnut
Dec 13, 2004, 1:47 PM
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What's the weirdest route name you can think of that actually exists? {Indoor gyms count}. Mine is the "Goober Smoocher".
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Turbo-charged, inter-cooled,meat machine at SHelf Road which is a response to a route called Magical, Chrome-Plated Semi-Automatic Enema Syringe, at Lumpy Ridge . :D
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that's a long list but "Magnolia Thunderpussy" at granite mountain is a good one.
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Cascading Crystal Kaleidoscope in the Gunks rings a bell...
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Candy Colored Tangerine Flake Stramlined Baby (aka Illusion Dweller) in J-Tree NP
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"pet or meat" or how bout "grand theft avocado"
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At Kullen in sweden there's a route which translates to "The Semen-loaded Penis".
I've no idea why - but even the guidebook apologizes for the name...
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Dec 13, 2004, 10:28 PM
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I can't remember the exact wording of the name of this route, but theres one at Owens called something like:
You have been nothing but trouble since the moment I laid eyes on you you psycho, so get out of my office, get out of my house, get out of my life, get out OUT OUT!!!
I know there's a bunch in there that I missed. I'll hafta check the guidebook when I get home.
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Avacado HA!!! thats a good one.
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[quote="caughtinside"]You have been nothing but trouble since the moment I laid eyes on you you psycho, so get out of my office, get out of my house, get out of my life, get out OUT OUT!!!/quote]
Now THAT is funny!
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In reply to: At Kullen in sweden there's a route which translates to "The Semen-loaded Penis". I've no idea why - but even the guidebook apologizes for the name...
funniest...route name...ever
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jerseyclimber
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At a local, now closed bouldering area, is a boulder called "Your Mom." Problems on "Your Mom" include "Your Moms Crack" and "Your Moms Arm"
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"Eat my spinning blades of steel, mother f**ker" at Nowra,
its a qoute from a old ninja movie.
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youngpunk
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jellyfish and condoms (south seas area) Mount Rushmore, SD
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'Butthole express" is a pretty good one at lake dixon
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Funky Earth Mother Chick. When the First accent team was asked, “Why name it Funky Earth Mother Chick” their response was. “Because every one wants a Funky Earth Mother Chick”
Made sense to me. :roll:
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I'm a fan of:
Rectal Exorcism 5.11a ** (S) Torrent Falls, Red River Gorge
Bozo's Bogus Booty Biner (BBBB) 5.11c *** (S) Military Wall, RRG
Shit My Pants and Dance 5.10b Indian Creek Crag, RRG
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One of my local (i.e. Australia, Qld) favourites would be:
"You climb this and I'll climb something else"
which is a hairy, poorly protected arete on an otherwise crack-jammed crag. The name simply says it all.
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"Eat, Drink, and Beat Larry" - Shelf Road
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Jimmy the torn peice of paper gets a helping hand from Fredrick the freindly roll of sellotape. Grade 20. Paynes Ford, New Zealand
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Nipples that cut Glass - 5.10b at Twin Crags, LT
In a slightly unrelated matter, How is Oz, the great 5.10d dihedral in Tuolomne pronounced?
Is it Oz, as in the land of Oz?
or is it Oz in "i'll take an oz of the dank green"?
Keep in mind it's on Drug Dome.
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In response to the J-tree classic, Figures on a Landscape:
Boogers on a Lampshade
I don't know where that one is, though.
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danrauscher
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I kind of like a route name here at William and Mary's wall:
Goodness gracious, asses bodacious...
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rendog
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apparently there's a climb in Smith called "harder thatn your Husband"
and on that note, a climb went up in Golden BC (a very soggy WI3 ice climb) and the original assentionists caleed it "wetter than your wife" unfortunitaly, some others changed it's name to "green Gully" but to the locals it will always be Wetter
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grippedclimer
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I believe there is one in owen's river gorge called "black chicks with di_ks."
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In reply to: Nipples that cut Glass - 5.10b at Twin Crags, LT In a slightly unrelated matter, How is Oz, the great 5.10d dihedral in Tuolomne pronounced? Is it Oz, as in the land of Oz? or is it Oz in "i'll take an oz of the dank green"? Keep in mind it's on Drug Dome.
The latter. It can be finished with the "Gram traverse".
My favorite wierd route names: "Barb Knarley and the Flailers", up the Barb flake on Spearhead, RMNP, and "Pervertical Sanctuary", on Longs Peak.
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dancingmadlybackwards
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In reply to: apparently there's a climb in Smith called "harder thatn your Husband"
Harder Than Your Husband at Roadside Crag , Red RIver GOrge, KY
24. Harder Than Your Husband 5.11b **
Walk around the corner from the 5.10 wall to a large ampitheater with some bolted lines. Near the right corner is a roof with a fingercrack. Traverse across the shelf then make a long reach to a good handjam at the lip. Power up to a fingerlock then continue to the anchors.
FA: Greg Smith, 1984.
Chain Anchor. Bouldery. 40 ft. Stays dry: Light rain
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neph
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"I promise not to cam in your mouth"
and
"I'm camming, I'm camming!"
South St. Vrain Canyon, Colorado
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kpalsson
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KP in Brisbane gives a few goodies...
Blue Veined Custard Shooter.
Foul Deeds in the Chookhouse
Lesbian Printshop Workers
Plunging for Mudbunnies...
nowra, should be able to cough up plenty of generally foul mouthed route (or would that be root?) names, all that comes to mind is Sperm Bitches
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Two climbs in Kalbarri gorges, WA:
- anal flossing
- pissing in the gene pool
But these dont come close to one in the Arapiles, VIC
- Get out of your wheelchair and climb this you tool, But reality is its just a hollywood farce
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:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: These are great!
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cdnclimber
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Another Cockwrenching Classic
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The best name i've herd of is down here in Tassie, Lesbo Pussyfest Yeha. What a beautiful name, wouldn't you agree :)
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Thomas the Crank Engine (aus gr 25) @ werribee gorge, VIC, Australia
Anal crank (aus gr 20+ sandbag) :twisted: also @werribee
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azrockclimber
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throbbing labias...AZ
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spud's gurggling cockholster- (J. Sherman, Strassman) Granite basin, CA
Hairlip Blowjob Ecstasy- shortened to Hairlip BJ ecstasy to be PC (J. Sherman) mt.lemmon,az
jizz soaked action pix (Strassman) owens gorge
snagglepussy - w.stronghold.az (Strassman)
The Burnt Penis - alabama Hills, ca (Strassman)
Full Cervix Clitoris - Sad Boulders (before they were named the sad Boulders)
Dick jokes.The lowest form of comedy because they will always get a laugh.
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rocknroll
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YOU HAVE BEEN NOTHING BUT TROUBLE TO ME SINCE THE FIRST DAY I LAID EYES ON YOU! YOU'RE LIKE A THORN IN MY SIDE. I DON"T KNOW FROM ONE DAY TO THE NEXT WHAT STUPID LAME BRAIN STUNT YOU ARE GONNA PULL! NOW GET OUTTA HERE! GET OUTTA THIS OFFICE! ONCE AND FOR ALL GET OUT! OUT! OUT!
(Strassman) But actually Sargent Carter to Gomer Pyle
Shazaam!
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PUSSY NIPPLES
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A Steep Climb Named Desire, and Fatty Winds His Neck Out. Gidget Meets the Turgid Sea-monster.
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I actually made the effort to hit a wall just for this climb because of it's name:
Clubbing Baby Seals
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stevec
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Standing Tall Before the Man - a project Taj Mahwall, Ontario
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Bestial Pedophilia, AKA Puppy Love.
Local project.
-Nubbler
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Cordless Electric Puss Melon
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Softer than Ice, Harder than Diamonds
I've never climbed it, but I've always liked the name Goldfish Trombone. Maybe thats cuz I'm a trombone player...
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Mr. Rogers Smokes a Fat One (11-something at the Lake Louise)
Great route, too...
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Betty Swalls in Cody, WY
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"the whore of Brisbane"
"crank if you love Jesus"... at the crux you just pull and pray to God...
"psycho lust for yuppie chicks"
"female belay slave"
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grk10vq
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"Bong Eater" has always killed me. (LLC-SLC)
.......the climb is so crazy it eats bongs!!! :shock:
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fivesix
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i made one in our gym but i think its worth mentioning...
"destination dislocation"
rolls off the tounge well...
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noman668
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"You Wanna Fuck With Conan?"
- Horse Flats, CA
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pecall
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On Carreg Wastad (spelling?) in the Llanberis Pass i Wales, there are a few routes where the first ascensionists have been toying with the name of adjacent routes. Don't know which was the first of:
"Crackstone Rib"
"Ribstone Crack"
"Rackstone Crib"
"Cribstone Rack"
(Don't actually know if the last route exists, but it should)
Other really good route name are, also in Wales, "Dream of White Horses" and "The Bells, the Bells".
A route naming tradition that always attracts attention: the sexual, gross or bizarre.
Examples could be:
"I killed Christ with my big f**king dick" (Stockholm, Sweden)
"Bend Over and Recieve" (Somewhere in the US)
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"Bend Over and Receive" (next to "Stand and Deliver") - Smith Rocks
"Cooler than Jesus" - Moab
"Hockey Night in Canada" - El Cap
"Candy Samples Big Breasts Plus" - Butte MT
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marinaaxid25
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Shockley's Ceiling (Gunks route) is a cool-sounding name. Just rolls off the tongue.
This might sound redundant, but one of my climbing partners had the best response to a route (also at the Gunks), Fellatio: "Easy to enjoy but hard to do."
If I could give a random route a NAME, I'd call it "Idiots Need Not Apply"
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rokizgud
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For FA:
The Little Green Man Made Me Do It
and just another:
Shwing Shwing (remember Wayne's World?)
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lextalion
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Prince of darkness - red rocks ( very fitting for the pain and suffering delivered on this route)
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Callipigeanous Crack was always a favorite of mine at Devil's Lake.
If I were to name a couple of routes they would have to be Moros and Thanatos. Just google the names.
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Jesus loves me, the poofter.
Heh heh, just so wrong, and yet so funny.
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Struck By Lichening,
Liddlebiddariddum ,
Pump and Circumstance,
I Smell Arete,
Mononuclear Knows It.
All @ NRG
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User Friendly - 5.9
Two Minutes Sex - 5.11a
Veni Vidi, Vici - 5.5
The Bitch Bent Over - 5.11b
Slippery When Wet - 5.6
Pump it Hottie, Pump it - 5.10a
Master! Teach me - 5.11c
Fat Man Gets Tomatoed - 5.8
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun - 5.7
Cliffhanger - 5.10a
All in Ontario.
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"My Sister Makes Cluster Bombs"
that one always got me. :D
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dynorat
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My hat goes off to John Sherman and the early hueco crew for some great names. One of my favorites . . .
Beer, Pizza and a three foot tall toothless girl
Guidebook says" this route has everything!"
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bouldertom
Mar 6, 2006, 12:36 AM
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There's a short dumpy ice climb that I made the FA of and I named it Insane Flaming Puppet Massacre. I kind of like that name.
Tom
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Heat Seeker at Indian Creek. If you know the route and how it looks, you know how good a name it is.
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mtikusis
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Daily Dick Dose
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I Bent My Wookie
Supernintendo Chalmers
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"under the skirt and clip the bush"
lisa falls LCC
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ok i tried giong back but flipping through 30 pages wasnt my idea of fun.. so if these are repeats... lo siento
**TABDITO (Take a big dump in the ocean)- rumney
Bullwinkles Crater- rumney. supposedly named after a moose that fell off and landed there.
The man with a hueco in his tights.-rumney.. such a good route
Butt bongo fiesta-rumney
**Triskaidekaphobia .13b-rumney fear of the number 13
Inverted siberian huskey-rumney
satan on a halfshell- rumney
Ale-8-one-rumney for the RRG folk
I had a good name, but I forgot-rumney
You're in the wrong place my friend -gunks
**Fallen monkeys gather no moss- gunks
Sudden death .6 R/X -gunks. well that's comforting
To old to know better .8+ R- gunks
**Happiness is not a 198 pound weakling-gunks
I'd walk a mile to not be senile .9 R-gunks
**Splashtic .9 R -gunks haha ouch
** welcome to my nightmare .10- R
Purely Psychological .11 R
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cristodelaroca
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i called one "goodbye sober day"
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james_climber
Mar 9, 2006, 8:19 PM
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HEY buddy!! , nice cock. Potrero chico
AND my project METROSEXUAL. Jilotepec Mexico
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Tufa King Hard
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atrocket
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Colossus (10c) in the City
Discombombulated (11a) at the New
Satan's Corner (5.8) up Little Cottonwood
Trench Warfare (12d) up Little Cottonwood
:P
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ter_bee
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In reply to: Jesus loves me, the poofter.
WHERE IS THAT? WHAT IS IT RATED? must climb. must climb. with men, of course. apparently jesus wouldn't love me enough.
edited to add that GOODBYE SOBER DAY also rocks. goodbye sober today.
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Well someone once put a route with the a simple question mark[?] on the tape. Then someone to put a route up with a semicolon.[;] Pretty funny in my opinion.:P
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Mar 11, 2006, 11:43 PM
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Operation Iraqi Freedom
War on Terror
Operation Afghani Freedom
Senor Bag of Sand
Senor Bag of Feathers
Vertica
Anima
Animus
Tolstoy Traverse
Garden of Leadin'
Santa Claws
Enduro
Alternative Rock
Progressive Rock
Easy Listening
Elevator
Primal Ascension
Your Own Way
Less Lard
More Fiber
Muscle Mask
Protein Shake
is that enough??
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jdouble
Mar 11, 2006, 11:53 PM
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Could be repeats....
Space Sluts in the Slammer
Aunt Jamaimas Bisquick Thunderdome (sp?)
The Decompensator Of Lahsa
Da Fei Gi (Chinese for masturbation, literal transaltion 'shooting down airplanes')
And the all time classic by Royal Robbins........
The Open Book.
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thegreytradster
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Funeral For a Friend, Dome Rock CA
There was the wreckage of the motorcycle scattered thru the trees at the base for years.
Bald Women With Power Tools J Tree
Now there's a disturbing mental image.
Actually The Open Book predates Robins FFA. John Mendenhall and Harry Sutherland aided it in 1947 with wooden wedges made from 2X4s
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Lactic acid bath.
It's funny cuz it's true.
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jdouble
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In reply to: Actually The Open Book predates Robins FFA. John Mendenhall and Harry Sutherland aided it in 1947 with wooden wedges made from 2X4s
But I thought Royal named it?
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thegreytradster
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In reply to: In reply to: Actually The Open Book predates Robins FFA. John Mendenhall and Harry Sutherland aided it in 1947 with wooden wedges made from 2X4s But I thought Royal named it?
I doubt that as the Mechanics Route is right next door and was done and named in 1937. It is to obvious a name for the feature to have not been in common use.
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jdouble
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In reply to: In reply to: In reply to: Actually The Open Book predates Robins FFA. John Mendenhall and Harry Sutherland aided it in 1947 with wooden wedges made from 2X4s But I thought Royal named it? I doubt that as the Mechanics Route is right next door and was done and named in 1937. It is to obvious a name for the feature to have not been in common use.
Thanks GT.
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mtnkid85
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Heres to an old thread.
Some of my Favs
Why not make 10 louder? .10+ and next to it
These go to 11 .11a in Pardise Valley
Charlie Browns teacher 5.9 in PD
Some of mine,
The otherside. a V2ish on the backside of a boulder in old area in Billings that hadnt been climbed yet. RHCP is a rockin band!
Creteacous Kongfu. Another V2ish climb at DiamondX in Billings. Climbs up a face with lots of interesting Creteacous trace fossils on it.
Some I have in reserve.
Where is the Moon?
Just another good vibration
I fell into fantasy
Bats in the Belfry
Most of my names come from the music I listen too...
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irregularpanda
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what would oprah do?
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erick
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Fuck, I Can't Clip (10b) -- at the Boulder Gardens, Jasper, Alberta
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irregularpanda
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[quote "ter_bee"][quote]Jesus loves me, the poofter.
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WHERE IS THAT? WHAT IS IT RATED? must climb. must climb. with men, of course. apparently jesus wouldn't love me enough.
edited to add that GOODBYE SOBER DAY also rocks. goodbye sober today.[/quote]
Jesus loves me just a little bit more than you.
the chocolate jesus
making feet for childrens shoes
republicans for voldemort
hippies with hand grenades
DJ from full house
buddy jesus has my back
jesus was a capricorn
and of course:
Jesus sold me a used car (feel free to substitute crack, AK-47's, heroin, or health insurance)
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Campus Slut (5.7) - Metcafle Rock
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acorneau
Jul 17, 2008, 7:37 PM
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irregularpanda wrote: what would oprah do?
Find out here:
http://www.livingoprah.com/
(I heard a story on NPR about it.)
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loweballz
Jul 26, 2008, 5:55 AM
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Cunning Stunt
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currupt4130
Jul 26, 2008, 7:11 PM
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Detachable Penis
Rigor Mortise
Groove Machine
Birth Canal
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shockabuku
Jul 26, 2008, 7:47 PM
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Boston, at the Gunks.
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jfox21
Jul 26, 2008, 8:26 PM
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THE MANZANITA MANGLER, lover's leap, CA
and the manzanita strangler right next to it. probably the two most apt problem names. if you saw them you would know.
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shermanr6
Jul 27, 2008, 12:46 AM
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heres some from PA. 1. Laidback and well hung 2. drug avirgin
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Alphaboth
Apr 12, 2009, 1:01 AM
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Red River gorge, Millitary wall, yeah awesome climb
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pecall
Apr 14, 2009, 11:31 AM
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Back in the 1980's, when Salman Rushdie's book infamous book came out, I looked desperately for a traversing route that I could name "The Satanic Traverses". Alas, I never find the unclimbed line that I could use the name for.
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desertwanderer81
Apr 14, 2009, 6:21 PM
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Shit or Go Blind.
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keystoneclimber
May 20, 2009, 5:06 AM
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Best route name: Pink Negroes - Bellefonte Quarry, PA
My first route will be called: PBR for Breakfast
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USnavy
May 20, 2009, 5:14 AM
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"XXX" 5.12d (R/X)
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multiades
May 20, 2009, 5:42 AM
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Stunning the Hog at Left Flank, RRG
Apologies if someone already said it.
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guangzhou
May 20, 2009, 6:44 AM
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[quote "nikki_keasey"][i]Lactic acid bath[/i].
It's funny cuz it's true.[/quote]
In TN?? If so, excellent route.
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guangzhou
May 20, 2009, 6:50 AM
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While in Okinawa, my buddies and I were cleaning a trail to a Jungle Wall. We up up a routes Named:
Tropical Enema.
After I did the FA, a guy fell while on top-rope and rammed a local tropical tree up his %^$SSS and the name was created.
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rtwilli4
May 20, 2009, 11:42 AM
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Hardcore Female Thrash at the New.
There are TONS of cool names at the red.
My first two routes (not only "mine") were Stolen Russian Submarine because the bolts were Russian Titanium and we stole them and Pirates of the Andaman because we were on a pirate ship in the Andaman Sea when we decided to bolt the line. My Banana is Happy to See You went up Right next to Happy Banana and has something to do with a naked Russian girl who was running around on the beach while we were trying to clean the route.
The next few will be Bad Tattoo, Fucking Naomi, and MonkeySpider. All for reasons that will probably end up in a tiny guidebook someday that none of you will read.
I did a few DWS FA's called Attack of the Crabs, Flight of the Guano (See Kaymore at the New for it's sister climb), and Salty Banana, more names that you probably will never read about someday :).
(This post was edited by rtwilli4 on May 20, 2009, 11:48 AM)
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TKubik
May 20, 2009, 9:59 PM
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I think my fav is in Calico Basin, Red Rock. It's call "Mac and Ronnie in Cheese," and it's on "Cannibal Crag."
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evanwish
May 21, 2009, 12:09 AM
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jfox21 wrote: THE MANZANITA MANGLER, lover's leap, CA and the manzanita strangler right next to it. probably the two most apt problem names. if you saw them you would know.
thats on the west end of the boulders right??
there's a bolted route on east wall named "Glaze Her Face"
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Hogge
May 25, 2009, 4:10 PM
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Sick Experiments at Miskatonic University.
Thing vs. Cousin It.
Insane Whisperings from a Yuggothian Braincase.
Gelatinous Cube's Deadly Solvent.
These and others lie in wait at www.MonsterRock.info.
(Admittedly a contrived set of names mostly by the land owner to honor H.P. Lovecraft, horror films in general, Tolkien, Dungeons and Dragons, and mythology.)
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