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jmlangford
Apr 29, 2002, 6:02 AM
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There is a climb at Pinnacles National Monument called "Mr. Hugh G. Rection".
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crux_clipper
Apr 29, 2002, 11:24 AM
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Stop reading, start climbing
Cheesey chunder
Wheres the winch?
Ascender bender
Pumping like a maniac
Raspberry Jam
Cheese grater (slab)
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stewbabby
Apr 29, 2002, 2:20 PM
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REVELATION 21:8
i know its a bible verse but its a pretty cool one. i think its the same one from tombstone. if i remember right its something like "ye i looked and a man aproached on a pale horse and his name was death and all hell followed with him" now thats a powerfull route!
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polarwid
May 2, 2002, 12:56 AM
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Route on Yarncliffe Edge in England---
THE SNAIL AND THE GOAT MEET MR. DALI AND HIS AMAZING PERFORMING FLAPJACKS...
What were these guys on?
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polarwid
May 17, 2002, 12:54 AM
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mdv638 found this gem in CALICO BASIN, Cannabis Crags at RED ROCKS---
One Mans Kokopelli Is Another Man's Side Show Bob
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apollodorus
May 17, 2002, 2:09 AM
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HIGH SCHOOL HOOKER, an aid climb using hooks. It above a local high school.
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extrasports
May 17, 2002, 2:21 AM
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In San Diego there's actually a route called "Butthole Express". I first heard this when a boyscout troop leader asked one of his guys if they wanted to give the buuthole express a try...I thought I was hearing things. I found out later in a guide book it's true.
If I could name a hot route it would be "Wha-sah-bee"
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rock_climbin_06
May 17, 2002, 3:32 PM
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I have always liked the route Snuggles in Garden of the Gods, Colorado. It is a 5.9 route. Pretty easy but still a funny name.
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rock-mnky
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New Zealand Climbs:
f---nuckle
What A Cow Moo
Bog
These are just a few
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cragman
May 20, 2002, 4:51 AM
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best ones i've heard, cowboy boot crack, pig dreams, pig dust and patty the pig, all at garden of the gods, colorado.(what is it about pigs here?)
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pestilence
May 20, 2002, 5:12 AM
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"primer gray erection"
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fingerjam
Jul 8, 2002, 6:33 AM
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Another crazy mormon on crack city of the rocks, idaho
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It is all about 7 VIGINS AND A MULE.
That is the sweetest name ever!
Keep Crankin' and Extendin' JH
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wildtrail
Jul 8, 2002, 6:58 AM
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Names of my own:
The Origin of Evil
F**k Mondays
Names that I like:
The one I like the most, not because it is strange or humorous, but because of the nature of its existance from a classic standpoint; Nutcracker.
[ This Message was edited by: wildtrail on 2002-07-07 23:58 ]
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topher
Jul 9, 2002, 5:31 PM
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we have some good ones out at comox lake:
wizard of odd
74 $ whore
pocket pussy
U I benifits (put up well the guy was on un-imployment)
humpping nuit
theres more but i nead my book to remeber them all
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climberdee
Jul 9, 2002, 7:45 PM
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One of my favorites....The Pope's Penis...Queen Creek, AZ. Three guesses what the climb looks like and the likely age of the lad that named it.
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jono13
Jul 9, 2002, 10:11 PM
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"Pocket full of worms" -Grassi Lakes
"Girl drink drunk " -Acephale (I think)
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climblouisiana
Jul 9, 2002, 11:12 PM
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I like routes with names like
"Powder Puff Direct"
"Strawberries and Cream"
"Sweating to the Oldies"
for heinous, run-out or under-rated climbs.
I can see the headline now. CLIMBER SERIOUSLY INJURED WHILE ATTEMPTING "SWEATING TO THE OLDIES".
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wildtrail
Jul 9, 2002, 11:19 PM
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Louisiana,
I like your style! That's funny!
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micahmcguire
Jul 9, 2002, 11:33 PM
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There are a set of 5.12s up here on the Seward Highway with the names "Shriek of the Mutilated" and "the Jaws of Churd." Those names are kickass!!
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arsenalcrater
Jul 9, 2002, 11:37 PM
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Here are a few of my fave's that I put up.
"Life Meets Death" III 5.11-A4
"Desintigrating Flesh" IV 5.11+A3
"The Epitome of Decay" III 5.11A3 (in rotten sandstone)
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climbsomething
Jul 10, 2002, 12:27 AM
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*Meathook Sodomy, a 5.12d (I think) at maple canyon, UT... also there: Monkey Nuts, 5.8(heh heh.. I climbed nuts)
*oh yes, let's not forget Jizzneyland, 5.10c, Isle of You, Cochise Stronghold AZ.
climbs yet to exist:
*Intrarectal Digestion
*Shirt On Shirt Off (this one will be an overbolted sport climb no less than 11c )
HAHA Chris I beat you to it!
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blindslap
Jul 10, 2002, 5:11 AM
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"the Bong Eater" if you don't think of it as pins. sounds cool and for some strange reason reminds me of something darth vader would say.
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pushfurther
Jul 10, 2002, 5:34 AM
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Superpseudomasochisticexpeealodochous
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squirrelgirl
Jul 10, 2002, 7:24 PM
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I once climbed the "Chunky Monkey" in Oregon. I'm hoping to FA something so I can name it "Flaming Gel Pens".
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