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grk10vq
Aug 11, 2005, 5:27 AM
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"Bong Eater" has always killed me. (LLC-SLC) .......the climb is so crazy it eats bongs!!! :shock:
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fivesix
Aug 13, 2005, 5:06 AM
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i made one in our gym but i think its worth mentioning... "destination dislocation" rolls off the tounge well...
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noman668
Aug 13, 2005, 7:18 AM
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"You Wanna Fuck With Conan?" - Horse Flats, CA
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pecall
Aug 15, 2005, 2:28 PM
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On Carreg Wastad (spelling?) in the Llanberis Pass i Wales, there are a few routes where the first ascensionists have been toying with the name of adjacent routes. Don't know which was the first of: "Crackstone Rib" "Ribstone Crack" "Rackstone Crib" "Cribstone Rack" (Don't actually know if the last route exists, but it should) Other really good route name are, also in Wales, "Dream of White Horses" and "The Bells, the Bells". A route naming tradition that always attracts attention: the sexual, gross or bizarre. Examples could be: "I killed Christ with my big f**king dick" (Stockholm, Sweden) "Bend Over and Recieve" (Somewhere in the US)
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powerandrubber
Aug 15, 2005, 3:09 PM
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"Bend Over and Receive" (next to "Stand and Deliver") - Smith Rocks "Cooler than Jesus" - Moab "Hockey Night in Canada" - El Cap "Candy Samples Big Breasts Plus" - Butte MT
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marinaaxid25
Aug 15, 2005, 3:14 PM
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Shockley's Ceiling (Gunks route) is a cool-sounding name. Just rolls off the tongue. This might sound redundant, but one of my climbing partners had the best response to a route (also at the Gunks), Fellatio: "Easy to enjoy but hard to do." If I could give a random route a NAME, I'd call it "Idiots Need Not Apply"
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rokizgud
Mar 5, 2006, 5:09 AM
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For FA: The Little Green Man Made Me Do It and just another: Shwing Shwing (remember Wayne's World?)
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lextalion
Mar 5, 2006, 5:46 AM
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Prince of darkness - red rocks ( very fitting for the pain and suffering delivered on this route)
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laxclimber_81
Mar 5, 2006, 6:24 AM
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Callipigeanous Crack was always a favorite of mine at Devil's Lake. If I were to name a couple of routes they would have to be Moros and Thanatos. Just google the names.
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ajkclay
Mar 5, 2006, 11:42 AM
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Jesus loves me, the poofter. Heh heh, just so wrong, and yet so funny.
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unabonger
Mar 5, 2006, 3:41 PM
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Struck By Lichening, Liddlebiddariddum , Pump and Circumstance, I Smell Arete, Mononuclear Knows It. All @ NRG
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tradrenn
Mar 5, 2006, 10:57 PM
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User Friendly - 5.9 Two Minutes Sex - 5.11a Veni Vidi, Vici - 5.5 The Bitch Bent Over - 5.11b Slippery When Wet - 5.6 Pump it Hottie, Pump it - 5.10a Master! Teach me - 5.11c Fat Man Gets Tomatoed - 5.8 Girls Just Wanna Have Fun - 5.7 Cliffhanger - 5.10a All in Ontario.
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poco_woz
Mar 6, 2006, 12:12 AM
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"My Sister Makes Cluster Bombs" that one always got me. :D
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dynorat
Mar 6, 2006, 12:19 AM
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My hat goes off to John Sherman and the early hueco crew for some great names. One of my favorites . . . Beer, Pizza and a three foot tall toothless girl Guidebook says" this route has everything!"
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bouldertom
Mar 6, 2006, 12:36 AM
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There's a short dumpy ice climb that I made the FA of and I named it Insane Flaming Puppet Massacre. I kind of like that name. Tom
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melvinmills
Mar 8, 2006, 10:41 PM
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Heat Seeker at Indian Creek. If you know the route and how it looks, you know how good a name it is.
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mtikusis
Mar 9, 2006, 5:56 PM
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Daily Dick Dose
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treyfrancisclimbs
Mar 9, 2006, 6:16 PM
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I Bent My Wookie Supernintendo Chalmers Flatulent Levitation
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fortfun
Mar 9, 2006, 6:36 PM
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"under the skirt and clip the bush" lisa falls LCC
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jakedatc
Mar 9, 2006, 7:28 PM
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ok i tried giong back but flipping through 30 pages wasnt my idea of fun.. so if these are repeats... lo siento **TABDITO (Take a big dump in the ocean)- rumney Bullwinkles Crater- rumney. supposedly named after a moose that fell off and landed there. The man with a hueco in his tights.-rumney.. such a good route Butt bongo fiesta-rumney **Triskaidekaphobia .13b-rumney fear of the number 13 Inverted siberian huskey-rumney satan on a halfshell- rumney Ale-8-one-rumney for the RRG folk I had a good name, but I forgot-rumney You're in the wrong place my friend -gunks **Fallen monkeys gather no moss- gunks Sudden death .6 R/X -gunks. well that's comforting To old to know better .8+ R- gunks **Happiness is not a 198 pound weakling-gunks I'd walk a mile to not be senile .9 R-gunks **Splashtic .9 R -gunks haha ouch ** welcome to my nightmare .10- R Purely Psychological .11 R
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cristodelaroca
Mar 9, 2006, 7:47 PM
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i called one "goodbye sober day"
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james_climber
Mar 9, 2006, 8:19 PM
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HEY buddy!! , nice cock. Potrero chico AND my project METROSEXUAL. Jilotepec Mexico
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smurph
Mar 9, 2006, 10:56 PM
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Tufa King Hard
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atrocket
Mar 10, 2006, 1:50 AM
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Colossus (10c) in the City Discombombulated (11a) at the New Satan's Corner (5.8) up Little Cottonwood Trench Warfare (12d) up Little Cottonwood :P
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ter_bee
Mar 10, 2006, 3:36 AM
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In reply to: Jesus loves me, the poofter. WHERE IS THAT? WHAT IS IT RATED? must climb. must climb. with men, of course. apparently jesus wouldn't love me enough. edited to add that GOODBYE SOBER DAY also rocks. goodbye sober today.
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