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ramylson
Sep 19, 2002, 3:28 AM
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Not sure if this has been mentioned or not (crazy list that's just to long to read tonight.. only because we were working power endurance at the gym)..
Best route name: "Going to Harlem with a Turd in my Shorts" 5.8 at Mt. Rushmore, S.D.
First ascent name (used on a boulder at Sylvan Lake, S.D.): South Dakota Brown Snake v3/4. It was named due to a joke from an apparant snake that a friend saw the day before. You can probably guess what it was.
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dharmacase
Sep 19, 2002, 11:03 AM
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some of my favorites go as follows:
for whom the bell tolls
monk's in the Gunks
toby learys theory
hubba rocks
holy diver
dharmarete
too fast for love
for those about to chalk
tested karma
fear of truth
ganeshas eight arms
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pebblewrestler
Sep 19, 2002, 2:02 PM
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Fear of the toothed Vagina (V9)
The Glen, Ontario
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pebblewrestler
Sep 19, 2002, 2:11 PM
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The Old Lady's Crack (5.9)
Campden Crag, Ontario
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oettinger
Sep 20, 2002, 4:37 AM
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well, some may not think this is any good, but my one of my buddies is set on giving problems sweet names.....like
" SUGAR PLUM PRINCESS " ...i thought it was funny!
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jbone
Sep 20, 2002, 5:07 AM
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The JBone Memorial Highway
5.11c
Homestead, Az
Hell Yeah,
JBone
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superbum
Sep 22, 2002, 6:59 AM
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When I bolt my first route, the first one will be way high. Sketchy high. Thus, it will be dubbed: STICKCLIP ENEMA.
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superbum
Sep 22, 2002, 6:59 AM
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"DON'T FALL" is a good one too I think. Preferrably a route with a deck of jagged boulders, and maybe a cactus or two...
[ This Message was edited by: superbum on 2002-09-22 00:03 ]
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lieven
Sep 22, 2002, 6:22 PM
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My favorites:
No sika, no problem
Il crettino
Let's go crazy
Just like a women
Bam Bam
Adrenaline
La ou certains craquent, d'autres s'éclatent
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mrsmylie
Sep 25, 2002, 10:07 PM
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Some of my favs are: Sofa King; Architects on Acid; Lunar Starscape; Lifewish; Busload of Faith; Heart Full of Ghosts; Super Love Bliss Machine; Urine Luck; Wicked as an M-16; Anarchy and an AK-47; Cosmic Pillar of Frenzy; Love and a .45; and Dickin's Cider.
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thumper
Sep 26, 2002, 4:51 AM
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40 year old penis... it was harder than it looked!
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phish
Sep 26, 2002, 1:47 PM
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The birth of liquid desires.
A boulder problem in the peak district (UK)
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dannymccracken
Sep 26, 2002, 2:00 PM
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"Some Weird Sin" in Australia
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leaverbiner
Sep 26, 2002, 2:43 PM
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There are so many with great stories that make the names memorable, but some that I like just for the name are:
BOHICA (Bend over here it comes again)
SLAP (Squeel like a pig - Deliverance reference, aptly named for a route in WV)
If I find the appropriate route, I would love to name one -
"Cry of the Chocolate Hostage"
or
"Droppin' the Kids off at the Pool"
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freudian
Sep 27, 2002, 5:07 PM
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In Welsford, NB, Canada, here are some REAL route names:
Fruits in Spandex
Dykes on Bikes
The Dyke Route
Blow Job
Mamalian Proturberances
Ride a Cock Horse
** laughs to himself **
FREUDIAN
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coclimber26
Sep 28, 2002, 11:04 PM
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I thought Tales of Power was kinda cool and Andromeda
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petsfed
Sep 29, 2002, 12:52 AM
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"Tits out for the lads" - Flatirons
"Down-presser (or?) Man" - Eldorado Canyon
"I made it to the top now leave me the f__k alone!" - Unaweep Canyon
"Perilous Journey" - Mickey Mouse Wall (there is one oppurtunity to protect it, with RP's no less, in the whole 150' pitch)
"Phallus in suck-it-land" - Eldorado Canyon (right next to Alice in Bucket Land)
The entire Dylan wall in Indian Creek (I'm probably wrong) is pretty good. The only route on there that isn't a genuine song title is "Bob can't climb"
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pogatin
Sep 29, 2002, 12:55 AM
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Chalk Like A Bastard
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mkadlec
Sep 29, 2002, 1:12 AM
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"Spanky's quest for the nectar hole"
- Smith Rock, OR
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mrsmylie
Sep 29, 2002, 2:21 AM
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I can't believe I forgot BOHICA. That is one of the best.
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jetace
Sep 29, 2002, 4:10 AM
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Climbed: Boner Direct
First Ascent idea: PuPu Platter (after an asian dish, its actually not bad).
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petsfed
Sep 29, 2002, 4:29 AM
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And "Bat's Ass Dihedral" in Eldo, which is actually quite popular.
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pbcowboy77
Sep 29, 2002, 4:43 AM
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At the Pit in Az "Popeye meets the burrito master"
-Zac
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rjtrials
Nov 19, 2002, 8:07 PM
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at queen creek, az
flakes of wrath .11a
see ya try, see ya fail .11b
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ouflyboy9
Nov 19, 2002, 11:10 PM
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At Red River Gorge:
Horny Bitch
Overloard
Party Time
Rock Wars
Mr. Poopy Head
Fuzzy Undercling
and the list goes on.....
For a first ascent... liquor box..get it??
or..The Junction (my favorite bar)
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