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that is funny shit.
My suggestion- when you go away somewhere some night, and your house is empty, leave a wierd ass porno playing really, REALLY loudly, with the windows open.
or
Learn to play the bagpipes really, really badly (though ALL your neibors will hate you)
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I had a neighbor once that owned chickens. Who knew that alkaselter stuff actually works, I thought it was urban legend for sure.
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Arrogant_Bastard wrote: I had a neighbor once that owned chickens. Who knew that alkaselter stuff actually works, I thought it was urban legend for sure.
Rofl
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Arrogant_Bastard wrote: I had a neighbor once that owned chickens. Who knew that alkaselter stuff actually works, I thought it was urban legend for sure. 
Yes, do that^
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Arrogant_Bastard wrote: I had a neighbor once that owned chickens. Who knew that alkaselter stuff actually works, I thought it was urban legend for sure.
You know what they say...'A dead hen is an easy lay'.
Somethin like that.
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notapplicable wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: I had a neighbor once that owned chickens. Who knew that alkaselter stuff actually works, I thought it was urban legend for sure. You know what they say...'A dead hen is an easy lay'. Somethin like that.
Holy crap!! I just realize we (I'll be generous and share the prestige) took this thread from ZERO to NECROBESTIALITY in 5 posts.
That has to be some kind of a record, what did we win??
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My brother had a similar experience with crazy neighbours such as described in the OP. His strategy was to simply ignore them. That drove them even more crazy. The neighbours made so many unfounded complaints to the cops and the local municipality that those erstwhile bodies eventually no longer responded. They moved out and now my bro has some really nice neighbours.
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philbox wrote: My brother had a similar experience with crazy neighbours such as described in the OP. His strategy was to simply ignore them. That drove them even more crazy. The neighbours made so many unfounded complaints to the cops and the local municipality that those erstwhile bodies eventually no longer responded. They moved out and now my bro has some really nice neighbours.
We tried that for a while, it just agitated them to the point of: putting boards with nails in our woods, throwing stuff at us on the way to the mail or trash, and pulling the property stakes(THAT THEIR SURVEYOR PUT IN) saying they were on their side to far... so the silent treatment is no fun!
As to the post about morals?! What the hell are morals? Psh.. waste of time.
For a large group of immature internet posters you completely fail me in plottage.. im dissapointed.
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navis wrote: philbox wrote: My brother had a similar experience with crazy neighbours such as described in the OP. His strategy was to simply ignore them. That drove them even more crazy. The neighbours made so many unfounded complaints to the cops and the local municipality that those erstwhile bodies eventually no longer responded. They moved out and now my bro has some really nice neighbours. We tried that for a while, it just agitated them to the point of: putting boards with nails in our woods, throwing stuff at us on the way to the mail or trash, and pulling the property stakes(THAT THEIR SURVEYOR PUT IN) saying they were on their side to far... so the silent treatment is no fun! As to the post about morals?! What the hell are morals? Psh.. waste of time. For a large group of immature internet posters you completely fail me in plottage.. im dissapointed.
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navis wrote: philbox wrote: My brother had a similar experience with crazy neighbours such as described in the OP. His strategy was to simply ignore them. That drove them even more crazy. The neighbours made so many unfounded complaints to the cops and the local municipality that those erstwhile bodies eventually no longer responded. They moved out and now my bro has some really nice neighbours. We tried that for a while, it just agitated them to the point of: putting boards with nails in our woods, throwing stuff at us on the way to the mail or trash, and pulling the property stakes(THAT THEIR SURVEYOR PUT IN) saying they were on their side to far... so the silent treatment is no fun! As to the post about morals?! What the hell are morals? Psh.. waste of time. For a large group of immature internet posters you completely fail me in plottage.. im dissapointed.
Hmmmm, time for some black ops missions then eh.
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navis wrote: Ok Ima start by giving you the lowdown on these bastards. I live in Pennsyltucky about 45minutes to the closest town and in the middle of NOWHERE. The house at the end of the lane(we live back a long lane at the bottom of a mountain) a house was for sale for quite some time(WAY OVERPRICED) but some stupid ass city slickers(from PHILLY) decided it was a wonderful waste of money for them. It all started on their third or so day of moving in. They called the cops on us saying our driveway made too much dust. [sorry you stupid city fuck but umm ya i dont live in a concrete jungle) but I know the cop well(hehe.) and we just sat and talked for about 2 hours. About a week later they came screaming and throwing stuff at us as I drove teh john deere out to take the trash out that our cat attacked thair cat and that they had a 175 dollar vet bill[my response: musta been a hell of a fight our cat is declawed and i told her if she wants to bitch about pets ill pop off her stupid ass todo dog thats afraid of our chickens, although i wouldnt shoot the poor dog she dont know that...rofl] shortly here after: she apparently has no idea what a property line is because she came running onto our property screaming and cussing and saying we all have small penises and need to use birth control(she thinks because people are always over at our house we are all related(i think because she doesnt know what friends are) and that we were on her property(as she was on ours by about 50-100 yards hell she walked onto our sand mound apparently thinking its possible to own other peoples septic systems(she can own it if she wants, it needs pumped anyway). i could go on and on.. but now to the good part, i want to start having some fun with her(legally..of course) so i started with our other neighbor we teamed up and started yelling back and forth calling each other uncle and nephew to confuse the shit out of them since they think we are an inbred family anyway. i walked out the lane with my fiance and when she was on the porched kissed her(she thinks shes my sister rofl) wrote this letter to the township(attached with a picture of the grass thats taller than their garage doors lol) with the other neighbors help with more letters(i was the only sarcastic everyone else was serious) now just wrote a letter about their leaking septic system(out in the boonies everyone knows the scoop on every house and we were informed it leaks rofl) so heres all i know about these people: they work from home as environmental engineers, have no friends(been here about 8-10months with no visitors) work from home, are "bog turtle" experts(what a fucking nutjob title) and i know what company they work for.. someone come up with some good things to attempt..
Get one of those model airplanes.
Noisy as fuck - totally legal.
Will wind them up big time.
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philbox wrote: navis wrote: philbox wrote: My brother had a similar experience with crazy neighbours such as described in the OP. His strategy was to simply ignore them. That drove them even more crazy. The neighbours made so many unfounded complaints to the cops and the local municipality that those erstwhile bodies eventually no longer responded. They moved out and now my bro has some really nice neighbours. We tried that for a while, it just agitated them to the point of: putting boards with nails in our woods, throwing stuff at us on the way to the mail or trash, and pulling the property stakes(THAT THEIR SURVEYOR PUT IN) saying they were on their side to far... so the silent treatment is no fun! As to the post about morals?! What the hell are morals? Psh.. waste of time. For a large group of immature internet posters you completely fail me in plottage.. im dissapointed. Hmmmm, time for some black ops missions then eh.
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limeydave wrote: navis wrote: Ok Ima start by giving you the lowdown on these bastards. I live in Pennsyltucky about 45minutes to the closest town and in the middle of NOWHERE. The house at the end of the lane(we live back a long lane at the bottom of a mountain) a house was for sale for quite some time(WAY OVERPRICED) but some stupid ass city slickers(from PHILLY) decided it was a wonderful waste of money for them. It all started on their third or so day of moving in. They called the cops on us saying our driveway made too much dust. [sorry you stupid city fuck but umm ya i dont live in a concrete jungle) but I know the cop well(hehe.) and we just sat and talked for about 2 hours. About a week later they came screaming and throwing stuff at us as I drove teh john deere out to take the trash out that our cat attacked thair cat and that they had a 175 dollar vet bill[my response: musta been a hell of a fight our cat is declawed and i told her if she wants to bitch about pets ill pop off her stupid ass todo dog thats afraid of our chickens, although i wouldnt shoot the poor dog she dont know that...rofl] shortly here after: she apparently has no idea what a property line is because she came running onto our property screaming and cussing and saying we all have small penises and need to use birth control(she thinks because people are always over at our house we are all related(i think because she doesnt know what friends are) and that we were on her property(as she was on ours by about 50-100 yards hell she walked onto our sand mound apparently thinking its possible to own other peoples septic systems(she can own it if she wants, it needs pumped anyway). i could go on and on.. but now to the good part, i want to start having some fun with her(legally..of course) so i started with our other neighbor we teamed up and started yelling back and forth calling each other uncle and nephew to confuse the shit out of them since they think we are an inbred family anyway. i walked out the lane with my fiance and when she was on the porched kissed her(she thinks shes my sister rofl) wrote this letter to the township(attached with a picture of the grass thats taller than their garage doors lol) with the other neighbors help with more letters(i was the only sarcastic everyone else was serious) now just wrote a letter about their leaking septic system(out in the boonies everyone knows the scoop on every house and we were informed it leaks rofl) so heres all i know about these people: they work from home as environmental engineers, have no friends(been here about 8-10months with no visitors) work from home, are "bog turtle" experts(what a fucking nutjob title) and i know what company they work for.. someone come up with some good things to attempt.. Get one of those model airplanes. Noisy as fuck - totally legal. Will wind them up big time.
ROFL!
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dr_feelgood wrote: navis wrote: philbox wrote: My brother had a similar experience with crazy neighbours such as described in the OP. His strategy was to simply ignore them. That drove them even more crazy. The neighbours made so many unfounded complaints to the cops and the local municipality that those erstwhile bodies eventually no longer responded. They moved out and now my bro has some really nice neighbours. We tried that for a while, it just agitated them to the point of: putting boards with nails in our woods, throwing stuff at us on the way to the mail or trash, and pulling the property stakes(THAT THEIR SURVEYOR PUT IN) saying they were on their side to far... so the silent treatment is no fun! As to the post about morals?! What the hell are morals? Psh.. waste of time. For a large group of immature internet posters you completely fail me in plottage.. im dissapointed. How is fucking a dead chicken not plottage?
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carbonrx8 wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: navis wrote: philbox wrote: My brother had a similar experience with crazy neighbours such as described in the OP. His strategy was to simply ignore them. That drove them even more crazy. The neighbours made so many unfounded complaints to the cops and the local municipality that those erstwhile bodies eventually no longer responded. They moved out and now my bro has some really nice neighbours. We tried that for a while, it just agitated them to the point of: putting boards with nails in our woods, throwing stuff at us on the way to the mail or trash, and pulling the property stakes(THAT THEIR SURVEYOR PUT IN) saying they were on their side to far... so the silent treatment is no fun! As to the post about morals?! What the hell are morals? Psh.. waste of time. For a large group of immature internet posters you completely fail me in plottage.. im dissapointed. How is fucking a dead chicken not plottage? IIRC, the chicken was the OP's. I dont see how killing (or partaking in carnal relations with) your own chickens is revenge.
Ohhhh but if that chicken should end up on the front stoop or better yet the bed pillow of ones neighbor...well, that there would get the message across me thinks. And since when do you need a reason to violate a dead chicken?? Where I come from that is an end in and of itself. 
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limeydave wrote: Get one of those model airplanes. Noisy as fuck - totally legal. Will wind them up big time.
^This^ is pretty good actually.
You could also get 10,000 or so ants (you can buy em of the internet) and turn em loose in the crawl space of the house. Termites would be a bit much but ants would be just right...
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philbox wrote: Fuck their chickens,Fuck their chickens,Fuck their chickens,Fuck their chickens,Fuck their chickens,Fuck their chickens,Fuck their chickens,Fuck their chickens,Fuck their chickens,Fuck their chickens,Fuck their chickens,Fuck their chickens,Fuck their chickens,Fuck their chickens,Fuck their chickens,Fuck their chickens,Fuck their chickens,Fuck their chickens,Fuck their chickens,Fuck their chickens,Fuck their chickens,Fuck their chickens,Fuck their chickens, Fuck their chickens Fuck their chickens,Fuck their chickens,Fuck their chickens,Fuck their chickens,Fuck their chickens,Fuck their chickens,Fuck their chickens,Fuck their chickens,Fuck their chickens,Fuck their chickens,Fuck their chickens,Fuck their chickens,Fuck their chickens,Fuck their chickens,Fuck their chickens,Fuck their chickens
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It sounds to me like you need to have an "un-tidy whitey" party. Invite all of you friends over, and insrtuct them that the only clothes required for said party are a pair of white fruit of the looms, a white tank top of the wife beater variety, cheap beer from a can, and as many dogs loud children as can safely get along in your yard.
-stains = prizes
-snacks for the kids should include ice cream and chocolate to gain that thoroughly unwashed face look.
-and if you know anyone that finds joy in lighting farts, invite them.
To make it leagal, gain a fire permit for all those pallets you'll be burning.
Find out what the town ordinance is for allowable decible levels, and keep the music just below that.
Bring a black grease pen. (if you dry your teeth properly, it will stick)
(repeat monthly)
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grampacharlie wrote: It sounds to me like you need to have an "un-tidy whitey" party. Invite all of you friends over, and insrtuct them that the only clothes required for said party are a pair of white fruit of the looms, a white tank top of the wife beater variety, cheap beer from a can, and as many dogs loud children as can safely get along in your yard. -stains = prizes -snacks for the kids should include ice cream and chocolate to gain that thoroughly unwashed face look. -and if you know anyone that finds joy in lighting farts, invite them. To make it leagal, gain a fire permit for all those pallets you'll be burning. Find out what the town ordinance is for allowable decible levels, and keep the music just below that. Bring a black grease pen. (if you dry your teeth properly, it will stick) (repeat monthly)
call it a family reunion
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Bring them a peace offering of turtle soup.
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So they called the cops on you once or twice huh??? Here's a little ammo to fight back with. Pay particular attention to the motorist laws. I'm not sure if you could get them arrested exactly, but there may be fines involved if you could procure a team of horses and a wagon to ride up and down your road.
"-It is contrary to Pennsylvania law to discharge a gun, cannon, revolver or other explosive weapon at a wedding.
-It is illegal to have over 16 women live in a house together because that constitutes a brothel.
-It it illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.
-Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue.
-A special cleaning ordinance bans housewives from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling.
-You may not sing in the bathtub.
-Fireworks stores may not sell fireworks to Pennsylvania residents.
-A person is not eligible to become Governor if he/she has participated in a duel.
-Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass.
-Ministers are forbidden from performing marriages when either the bride or groom is drunk.
-No more than two packages of beer at a time may be purchased, unless you are buying from an official “beer distributor”.
-All liquor stores must be run by the state.Motorized vehicles are not to be sold on Sundays.You may not catch a fish with your hands.
-You may not catch a fish by any body part except the mouth."
http://www.dumblaws.com/...-states/pennsylvania
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