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guangzhou
May 20, 2009, 6:44 AM
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[quote "nikki_keasey"][i]Lactic acid bath[/i].
It's funny cuz it's true.[/quote]
In TN?? If so, excellent route.
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guangzhou
May 20, 2009, 6:50 AM
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While in Okinawa, my buddies and I were cleaning a trail to a Jungle Wall. We up up a routes Named:
Tropical Enema.
After I did the FA, a guy fell while on top-rope and rammed a local tropical tree up his %^$SSS and the name was created.
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rtwilli4
May 20, 2009, 11:42 AM
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Hardcore Female Thrash at the New.
There are TONS of cool names at the red.
My first two routes (not only "mine") were Stolen Russian Submarine because the bolts were Russian Titanium and we stole them and Pirates of the Andaman because we were on a pirate ship in the Andaman Sea when we decided to bolt the line. My Banana is Happy to See You went up Right next to Happy Banana and has something to do with a naked Russian girl who was running around on the beach while we were trying to clean the route.
The next few will be Bad Tattoo, Fucking Naomi, and MonkeySpider. All for reasons that will probably end up in a tiny guidebook someday that none of you will read.
I did a few DWS FA's called Attack of the Crabs, Flight of the Guano (See Kaymore at the New for it's sister climb), and Salty Banana, more names that you probably will never read about someday :).
(This post was edited by rtwilli4 on May 20, 2009, 11:48 AM)
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TKubik
May 20, 2009, 9:59 PM
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I think my fav is in Calico Basin, Red Rock. It's call "Mac and Ronnie in Cheese," and it's on "Cannibal Crag."
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evanwish
May 21, 2009, 12:09 AM
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jfox21 wrote: THE MANZANITA MANGLER, lover's leap, CA and the manzanita strangler right next to it. probably the two most apt problem names. if you saw them you would know.
thats on the west end of the boulders right??
there's a bolted route on east wall named "Glaze Her Face"
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Hogge
May 25, 2009, 4:10 PM
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Sick Experiments at Miskatonic University.
Thing vs. Cousin It.
Insane Whisperings from a Yuggothian Braincase.
Gelatinous Cube's Deadly Solvent.
These and others lie in wait at www.MonsterRock.info.
(Admittedly a contrived set of names mostly by the land owner to honor H.P. Lovecraft, horror films in general, Tolkien, Dungeons and Dragons, and mythology.)
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