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pywiak
Jan 15, 2003, 12:01 AM
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"Playing With A Full Deck", a Steve Schneider creation in Tuolumne.
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alpinelynx
Jan 15, 2003, 3:05 AM
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some FA names I would use:
The Enormous Room
Cute Fluffy Bunny
Aerial Boundries
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theperfectdrugsk
Jan 15, 2003, 3:19 AM
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green meanie, slapstick, krackerjack, off in the field, il duche, waaambulance, razor bump ass, and man pants
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gravical
Jan 15, 2003, 11:04 AM
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older slower wiser
and next to it
younger fitter faster
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overlord
Jan 15, 2003, 2:20 PM
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new slovenian art both (the route and art (mostly)) suck
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micronut
Jan 15, 2003, 3:43 PM
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Well, you got the Needles classic "White Punks on Dope", so my buddy and I are working on a route at Margherittaville we plan on calling "White Trash on Tweak", just to fit in with the local culture.
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pywiak
Jan 15, 2003, 3:53 PM
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"Chop Your Dieckoff", for Boulder Canyon's very own style enforcer.
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seabee
Jan 15, 2003, 4:13 PM
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Didn't take the time to read the entire thread, so I don't know if this one's been mentioned:
Even Coyotes Like it Doggie Style!, at Pinnacles National Monument
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bandycoot
Jan 15, 2003, 4:53 PM
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"Candy Colored Tangerine Flake Streamlined Baby" - according to the J-Tree Falcon guide this is Illusion Dweller's other name.
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flynnypek
Jan 15, 2003, 8:07 PM
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Masacre digital! (Digital massacre)
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crankenstein
Jan 16, 2003, 2:07 PM
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I too, have not read the last few pages, but I have always liked names that played on words or sayings. That said, there is a route at Lumpy Ridge called "Poultry in Motion". Another good one that I remember from somewhere is "All Chalk and no Action".
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surforclimb
Jan 17, 2003, 10:36 PM
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I think that "The Vagina" at Rocktown.
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bandycoot
Jan 20, 2003, 10:54 PM
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Titty %@#$ (if you've seen it you would understand: Sit start undercling a conical protrusion on the rock pointing down, smear your feet and lift your hips right into it to get off the ground)
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gatorclimber
Jan 21, 2003, 8:29 PM
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I heard of one called widowmaker...sounded pretty cool
I want to name a route phobos after the moon of mars with the giant cliffs and mountains. Phobos means fear in greek
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cerikpete
Jan 22, 2003, 9:05 PM
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At the new Earth Treks in Timonium:
Devil's Eggnog.
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epic_ed
Jan 22, 2003, 9:44 PM
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Can't believe none of the AZ crowd has mentioned "Babysitters Taste Better" at Queen Creek.
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oklahoma_climber
Jan 22, 2003, 10:15 PM
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OKCRocks (a closed-grain-silo-turned-climbing-gym here in oklahoma city) has a route named Dental Plan. I don't think it was the original FA name, but the story is that a leader who had a habit of using his teeth while clipping took a wicked fall and the rope yanked his teeth out. It's a decent blue (ratings are like skiing: green, blue, black), but I'm not much of an indoors guy, so i'm not going to try and rate it.
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shastess
Jan 29, 2003, 6:10 AM
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Some interesting ones
Horny Toad
Hornier Toad (second part of previous)
Involuntary Manslaughter we renamed it Involuntary Handslaughter (crack climb)
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There's a really cool crack in J-Tree called Candy-Colored Tangerine Flake Streamlined Baby.
We're not sure how it got the name but it's a really nice 10b
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ajkclay
Mar 3, 2003, 6:06 AM
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Just recently I was "leading" this route where I could not find any pro for the first 2/3 of the route. At the crux, I found a really manky #5 stopper placement, then nothing else, so I bailed onto an easier route, and soloed up it. When I got back down I realised that it was called "Illequipt" :lol:
I now pay more attention to route names :lol:
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oudinardin
Mar 3, 2003, 7:01 AM
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Good question. I just saw the thread but it looks like it has been around. I've put up several sporter's with sick twisted names but It looks like you guys have that covered. The last route I put up before my shoulder injury was a route in the Beartooths here in Montana called Rattlesnake Ocean 5.10c A3. Don't want to start a verbal war here but to me it seems that trad big wall climbs in an alpine setting deserve a "mature" name, among others, especially when being asked questions about it or writing an artical. Does anyone else have a similar type of route they have put up? I guess if I had the energy I could submit my article but I named it because at the bottom of the wall there were rocks that reminded me of Sedona Az.. I was on the wall close to 18 hrs in the rain so through my hallucinatory fatigue the name came to me followed by intense laughter and crying. Great climb. A buddy of mine got the first winter ascent and it's always great to here other people talking about "your route". Almost well. Peace.
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dangermonkey
Mar 5, 2003, 6:26 AM
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Hermaphrodite Flake 5.4 in Tuolumne. It goes three ways. Top, side, or chimney.
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moabbeth
Mar 5, 2003, 6:51 AM
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Lacto Mangulation. on Potash rd.
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arrrghjp
Mar 5, 2003, 7:07 AM
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Two favorites in the City of Rocks: Manky Scum and A Nest full of Egos
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roughster
Mar 5, 2003, 7:17 AM
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I just named a new route I put up the other day, Bionic Bitch Slap heheh :)
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