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naturalhigh
Dec 11, 2001, 8:22 PM
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Good names I've heard..
Space Aliens Stole My Face
Continuous Bullshit
Testicle Fortitude
The Rod of God
Bikini Girls With Turbo Drills
Neo-Pagan Hillbilly Bash
... others...
As for a good name I'm saving for a FA...
"Diamagnetic Biscuits"
well... it's funny to me!
or how about?
"Six Times Seven"
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pianomahnn
Dec 11, 2001, 8:30 PM
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So, I set this route in the gym, and called it the "Tom Cruise Traverse."
Yeah, humerous in its own little stupid kind of way.
"Texas Justice smells like hotdogs"
I'd have to agree that "fuzzy undercling" is a name that just stuck with me. It's so, interesting...
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climber1
Dec 11, 2001, 9:03 PM
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"Show Us Your Teats" in Owen's River Gorge
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missedyno
Dec 12, 2001, 12:30 AM
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my fav was
agitet bien (mind my spelling)
which is french for "shake well"
it's a beautiful first pitch crack climb that then hits a ceiling and a near impossible feeling chimney.
you'd better believe you're shaking....
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howieehrlich
Dec 12, 2001, 1:48 AM
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Darkie the Bum Beast (5.13a) at Foster Falls.
Pope in a Cowboy Hat at Horse Pens 40.
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Dec 14, 2001, 1:46 AM
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1)hanging by a limb
2)The big and the great
3)killing time
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xlaxbones
Dec 14, 2001, 3:46 AM
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"weasels rip my flesh"
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timhinck
Dec 14, 2001, 4:09 AM
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I've always thought that the road-side problem near Boone, NC called:
Cig-arete
was pretty catchy
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jules
Dec 14, 2001, 5:00 PM
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"obscene phone call"
it's not that great but the best i've heard... oh and "the armpit" always stuck in my mind
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socialclimber
Dec 15, 2001, 2:06 PM
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"Meat Injection", grade 22(5.10d/11a)
And no, it's not a crack climb.
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larryclimb
Dec 16, 2001, 3:46 PM
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A couple friends were going to Canada to ice climb, but they were turned back at the border. They went and did a new route in NH and named it Denided Access.
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vaness
Dec 16, 2001, 6:15 PM
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there is a route called obscene phone call (julina was talking about it) and right next to it there is a route called no answer i thought it was kinda cool.
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orestes1724
Dec 16, 2001, 10:34 PM
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juliana about the armpit...well...it fell off. just thought i would tell you.
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traddad
Dec 17, 2001, 6:59 PM
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Strapadictomy
Cheese dogs for Elvis
Hobbit in a blender
Dream of the screaming yaks
Traddad
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polarwid
Dec 19, 2001, 11:51 PM
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Turkey's Turd...looks like it from the side.
Swinging C#&T...gotta like whoever named it that...DICK WILLIAMS
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biff
Jan 24, 2002, 12:23 AM
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I just found a virtually limitless supply of great route names.. take them from chinese take out menus.
eg:
194. Fried Cantonese wide noodle with beef & Pepper in black bean sauce.
just for fun you can mix in beer insead of beef for those really hard routes.
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512
Jan 24, 2002, 6:18 AM
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Gotta respect the Chinees food for its multiple purposses!
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compclimber
Jan 24, 2002, 7:22 AM
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Came up with a new one today at lunch, On the bottom of the chick'fillet bag was this "white wonder" it's the name of the company that makes the bags. I've got to use that one at some point.
Few others:
Bethleham abortion clinic
Emotional Landscapes
The Revenege of Dr. Gonzo and, Raoul Strikes Back (fear and loathing reference)
Trying and Flying
And many, MANY others from movies, music... and the small creative side of my mind.
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arete2
Jan 24, 2002, 7:30 AM
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Sinister Midget
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rockunderfoot
Jan 24, 2002, 7:47 AM
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"Transcendental Disfiguration"
Gotta love route names made of words with 4 syllables or more
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buckjeep
Jan 24, 2002, 12:34 PM
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we got a climb here we coined THE CU*n*T.
Its a chimney thats *Always* wet deep on the inside year round
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jamnsurf
Jan 24, 2002, 1:47 PM
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EcoTerrorist!
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krillen
Jan 24, 2002, 2:45 PM
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In Protrero Chico (sp?) - Mexico
Hey Buddy Nice Cock - Moto Wall
Snott Girls - Classic 7 pitch route - Moto Wall
Space Boyz - Calssic 11 pitch - Jungle Wall
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faphantom
Jan 24, 2002, 3:52 PM
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here's my latest:
-Stacking the Odds /5.11c(4 foot stack of rock @ base to reach starting holds on 20 foot roof)
-Constiplated /5.9 R(brown water groove covered with black plates)
-Chickens on Roids 5.6 (massive chickenheads on route)
-V3 Kings /5.11 (V3 boulder problem start- 3 massive chickenheads on route-"the kings")
-V-5-Fo-Fum (haven't found a route for this name yet, but is definitely on my list)
-Frosty Pause/ 5.9 (cold morning- hands were cold)
-Taliban 10K /5.9 ( Welcome to the Taliban 10K, runners...RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!)
f.a. pHANTOM
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davyk46
Jan 24, 2002, 4:30 PM
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The favorite name i have heard out of every route would have to be the Cutting Edge. It is the funnest climb you can do. All it is is a edge that almost every other move you have to dyno. It is a blast
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