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xkyczar
Jun 10, 2003, 7:44 PM
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no, no, no - not again. Please.
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jetman_jake
Jun 10, 2003, 7:48 PM
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Routes I've coined:
Quality Education (right above graffiti saying "Fuck School"
The Sweedish Fish (boulders only accessable in winter due to being in a swamp)
Vicious Foliage (you fight through a small sapling halfway up the route)
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marks
Jun 11, 2003, 7:40 PM
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one of my favs i named was "rusty bullet hole"as the climb went past a big round ass looking hole.
the last f-a i did i called "sanitarium" for two reasons 1,it a f**king class song and 2.you need putting in one for trying it.
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billcoe_
Jun 11, 2003, 7:51 PM
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Couchmaster Crusemaster and rockmaster. Well, the couchmaster got named cause I just jump off the couch and fa a 10.a while cleaning 3" thick moss overhead with a wire brush. The other names followed.
Boardwalk. Its the costlist piece of property once its developed to land on. Very risky to land on it. Coupled with the fact that the rock was like unnailed boards on a boardwalk. Loose..
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overlord
Jun 12, 2003, 8:34 AM
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In reply to: no, no, no - not again. Please.
yes here we go again.
people, use the "search" option. you know, the thing under the advertismend on the right side of your screen.
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zmehl
Jul 10, 2003, 8:19 PM
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I named one "Ren & Crimpy"
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snowrocker
Jul 11, 2003, 2:57 PM
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the coolest name that I have seen would be "dwarf toss" its an extra reachy route.
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timstich
Jul 11, 2003, 5:09 PM
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A few route name suggestions
Pumples Velvet (just sounds good)
Toothless Choad (danger of teeth getting bashed out)
Epicmaster (route might be future scene of epics)
Knee Bar-B-Cue (for a hot, sunny route requiring said move)
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gotenclimber
Jul 11, 2003, 5:36 PM
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maybe you could call one homework, chemistry or if you want to go crazy algebra 2
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timstich
Jul 11, 2003, 5:39 PM
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In reply to: maybe you could call one homework, chemistry or if you want to go crazy algebra 2
OK
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granitegod
Jul 11, 2003, 7:01 PM
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One of my favorites is Grandmother's Challenge (10c ) in Eldorado.
Very tongue in cheek. As my friend said once.....Grandma was feeling pretty strong that day.... :wink:
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alpinerockfiend
Jul 11, 2003, 7:16 PM
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My personal fave is The Snaz.... what is a Snaz? I wish I could get a hold of old Yvon to ask him....
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adm4now
Jul 11, 2003, 7:53 PM
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Sam I Am thought of this one* Flaming Flanges* flanges means fingers for thoughs who dont know
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skaterbotyo
Jul 11, 2003, 7:55 PM
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"Lubrication For a Fisting" at Enchanted Rock, TX
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snowrocker
Jul 13, 2003, 2:43 AM
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Suicide blonde, Platinum blonde, and Vixen blonde, this must be the pickle, and weaned on a pickle.
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timstich
Jul 14, 2003, 3:19 AM
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In reply to: "Lubrication For a Fisting" at Enchanted Rock, TX
Shhhh! They are selling guide books at the park HQ again. Don't know if this route is in the book, but if the church lady finds out she's gonna get her sewing circle to raise a fuss like last time with the Dome Driver. Them old fundies didn't buy that Becky's Crack was not a lewd sexual reference to some girl Becky. Fred Becky no doubt would shake his head in disbelief at hearing that story.
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sharpie
Jul 14, 2003, 3:30 AM
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Dicking Around On Dicker's Peck
Rounte name on a 1 pitch spire in the Colorado Indian Peaks.
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dnruss
Jul 14, 2003, 2:55 PM
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She's No Dog, She's My Wife.....
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b_fost
Jul 14, 2003, 3:00 PM
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"Rectal Exorcism"---this is a 5.12a?? in the Red River Gorge. (I think)
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labmonkey
Jul 14, 2003, 3:12 PM
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"I owe a lot of money to a man named Guido" Mount Nemo, Ontario.
"Fuzzy Undercling" Military Wall, Red River Gorge
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elrojobdugs
Jul 19, 2003, 5:30 AM
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its a 5.11a b_fost... but id have to agree... ive climbed the route and i see no exorcism of the rectum... but its an interesting name no doubt
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elrojobdugs
Jul 19, 2003, 5:33 AM
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ive always been partial to the "harder than your husband"... a 5.11b on roadside crag in the red haha
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elrojobdugs
Jul 19, 2003, 5:44 AM
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or bitchmobile 5.8
ball scratcher 5.12a
dirty crack 5.7
five finger discount 5.8
handjob 5.9+
kick me in the jimmie 5.12a
my, what a pretty crack you have 5.5
pussy whipped 5.10a
reacharound, the 5.12 c
there's nothing like whisky to make maidens frisky 5.9
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cruxyclimber
Jul 21, 2003, 3:19 AM
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CHALKOLATE
:shock: AFTER YOU...
thats all i got
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blessard
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How about "Stink Finger", 5.10b, Mission Gorge, San Diego.
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