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daggerx
Jan 25, 2002, 1:44 AM
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Fat cock and ball's
stink tuna puss
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crackheadclimber
Jan 25, 2002, 2:23 AM
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Red Rock Canyon,Nevada. The panty wall has a couple cool names itself. Edible panties 5.10, and Viagra Falls 5.12b.
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ravens_wing_jim
Jan 25, 2002, 2:58 AM
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You lunge, You plunge - sucker 5-11.
Breakfast Cracks wall, Rocky Butte Oregon.
And I found to my suprise,
that its true.
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madscientist
Jan 25, 2002, 5:57 PM
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One of my favorites is Optional Ethics. It is a climb that uses both natural gear, and bolts for protection. The climb was previewed on toprope, then the bolts were drilled by hand, then the route was lead. There are only two bolts on the climb, and about a 20 foot runout on easy terrain between the bolts.
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mikedano
Jan 25, 2002, 6:53 PM
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I rarely remember route names, but "Deck Chairs on the Titanic" has always stuck with me.
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gilthanass
Jan 25, 2002, 7:43 PM
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if I ever FA a route, I will name it "The equivocal crony of propaganda who lost with 5 seconds left in overtime until later decided"
now I just have to FA a route...
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lawnboy
Jan 25, 2002, 8:15 PM
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vaness kirk dogg and rach dogg down by the school yard
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treyr
Jan 25, 2002, 9:35 PM
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THE MATRIX
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kelownaclimber
Jan 25, 2002, 11:36 PM
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Crank or Dangle...or how about ______ hmmm oh already named somthin that...lemme think about it
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toobigtoclimb
Jan 26, 2002, 12:57 AM
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At Josh I've always liked:
5 Crying Cowboys
Make that move or Six foot groove
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krustyklimber
Jan 26, 2002, 7:20 AM
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You gotta love the name Royal Arches!
I have a project named THUD!! it's an A3+ seam in a slightly overhanging granite wall, it was my first project,my first nailed lead, and my first big leader fall!The granite was going by in a blurr,I felt funny in my stomach,I didn't know I was falling until I crashed into the ground,the climb was named for the sound that brought me back to reality.
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512
Jan 26, 2002, 8:41 AM
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I just climbed a route a buddy of mine put up called "high as cow dung" its an easy 5.8 strait up 25 feet of plastic!
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bubblegum
Jan 26, 2002, 7:34 PM
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Best route name
T.R.B.
ever heard of it
TOP ROPE BITCH
some blasting cave route
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beyond_gravity
Jan 27, 2002, 7:24 PM
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Mr. Clean (5.12.a) It's a bolted out route, with lots of pin scars.
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polarwid
Jan 31, 2002, 11:50 PM
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One Blunder and it's Six Feet Under...
TALUS FOOD...
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sizzlechest
Feb 1, 2002, 1:43 AM
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how about "fetching bell shape, small but perfectly formed" man i love that one
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calebk
Feb 1, 2002, 8:56 PM
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i am new but this guy had big forarms and could do this move nobody else could do so we called it "BATHROOM TRAINING" lol i named it
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rigel
Feb 1, 2002, 10:13 PM
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Lessa the Purramatic 6000 Kitty
Schizophrenic Calisthenics
Liposuction
Let Them Eat Flake
I Never Called you a Beast
Sex Dwarves
Beelzebubba (Texas climb, as you no doubt guessed)
Wife in the Fast Lane
my favorities:
Crankenstein and the variation
Bride of Crankenstein
if i name a route it would probably be
suicidal tendancies
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polarwid
Feb 2, 2002, 12:32 AM
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COCAINE (5.10c)...
only because the 5.11d variation is called 99.9% pure!!!
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pushfurther
Feb 2, 2002, 12:37 AM
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i don't know about the best, but the worst i've heard is down in the wichita mountains..called "n***** leap" or "n*****'s leap", sometihng like that. don't know who named it, or why they named it that. its a bad name.
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polarwid
Feb 5, 2002, 5:08 PM
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Any wall with a theme...
Drug wall
Cocaine, Fixer, Silver Spoon, Rocket Fuel...
Turkey Rocks
Quivering Quill, Drumstick Direct, For turkeys only...
Give me More...
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spank_spank
Feb 5, 2002, 5:14 PM
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Best route name:
All you can eat at the Y
I saw Jesus at the chains
I would name a route I am proud of - Mental Jewelry
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spank_spank
Feb 5, 2002, 5:16 PM
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Rigel - If you like the routes at Reimers, check out the new route - the Bitch Club. It is near Tit for Tom.
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gunked
Feb 5, 2002, 5:33 PM
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The one that still sticks in my head although I've never been on it is:
The Jane Fonda Workout for Pregnant Women
It's in the, I believe, Trapps cliff in the Gunks
[ This Message was edited by: gunked on 2002-02-05 09:35 ]
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faphantom
Feb 5, 2002, 5:53 PM
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my latest-
Chainsaw at the Inlaws
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