|
edge
Sep 24, 2003, 12:58 PM
Post #1 of 42
(988 views)
Shortcut
Registered: Apr 14, 2003
Posts: 9120
|
I's hates country music, but seeing as it's so perdictable, I figgered we'all could write us a good'un. Add yer own line, beginnin' wid: I woke up this mornin' and tripped over the dog...http://www.norope.com/...emoticons/guitar.gif
|
|
|
|
|
rrrADAM
Sep 24, 2003, 1:01 PM
Post #2 of 42
(988 views)
Shortcut
Registered: Dec 19, 1999
Posts: 17553
|
...on my way to the bathroom, to drop off a log.
|
|
|
|
|
bumblie
Sep 24, 2003, 1:03 PM
Post #3 of 42
(988 views)
Shortcut
Registered: Mar 18, 2003
Posts: 7629
|
The log broke, the monkey got choked, we all went to heaven in a little row boat.
|
|
|
|
|
rrrADAM
Sep 24, 2003, 1:05 PM
Post #4 of 42
(988 views)
Shortcut
Registered: Dec 19, 1999
Posts: 17553
|
[side] you're messin up the tempo brutha [/side]
|
|
|
|
|
edge
Sep 24, 2003, 1:11 PM
Post #5 of 42
(988 views)
Shortcut
Registered: Apr 14, 2003
Posts: 9120
|
So I beat up the wife and jumped into my Ford...
|
|
|
|
|
pinnaclechick
Sep 24, 2003, 1:13 PM
Post #6 of 42
(988 views)
Shortcut
Registered: Aug 7, 2002
Posts: 1890
|
Pausing to pay homage to the #3 on the door..
|
|
|
|
|
rrrADAM
Sep 24, 2003, 1:16 PM
Post #7 of 42
(988 views)
Shortcut
Registered: Dec 19, 1999
Posts: 17553
|
PTPP, issued a plea, "that all homage should be paid to me."
|
|
|
|
|
krillen
Sep 24, 2003, 1:18 PM
Post #8 of 42
(988 views)
Shortcut
Registered: Jul 19, 2001
Posts: 4769
|
but when I think about him, I just picture dirty TP...
|
|
|
|
|
edge
Sep 24, 2003, 1:23 PM
Post #9 of 42
(988 views)
Shortcut
Registered: Apr 14, 2003
Posts: 9120
|
So I tucked my banjo into my big wall bag...
|
|
|
|
|
rrrADAM
Sep 24, 2003, 1:25 PM
Post #10 of 42
(988 views)
Shortcut
Registered: Dec 19, 1999
Posts: 17553
|
Put some duct tape on Helga, as the blow up doll was looking the hag...
|
|
|
|
|
mike
Sep 24, 2003, 1:28 PM
Post #11 of 42
(988 views)
Shortcut
Registered: Aug 20, 2002
Posts: 1461
|
her toothless grin would make a buzzard gag
|
|
|
|
|
edge
Sep 24, 2003, 1:29 PM
Post #12 of 42
(988 views)
Shortcut
Registered: Apr 14, 2003
Posts: 9120
|
she was drunk as a skunk on the side of the road...
|
|
|
|
|
mike
Sep 24, 2003, 1:31 PM
Post #13 of 42
(988 views)
Shortcut
Registered: Aug 20, 2002
Posts: 1461
|
and stunk like the seat of a prison commode
|
|
|
|
|
edge
Sep 24, 2003, 1:32 PM
Post #14 of 42
(988 views)
Shortcut
Registered: Apr 14, 2003
Posts: 9120
|
If she wasn't my sister I swear that I would...
|
|
|
|
|
mike
Sep 24, 2003, 1:35 PM
Post #15 of 42
(988 views)
Shortcut
Registered: Aug 20, 2002
Posts: 1461
|
kick her out of my bed fernow and fergood
|
|
|
|
|
edge
Sep 24, 2003, 1:41 PM
Post #16 of 42
(988 views)
Shortcut
Registered: Apr 14, 2003
Posts: 9120
|
But the wheat's gittin tall and my infection is itchin'...
|
|
|
|
|
calamity_chk
Sep 24, 2003, 1:44 PM
Post #17 of 42
(988 views)
Shortcut
Registered: Apr 23, 2002
Posts: 7994
|
i was drunk the day my mom got out of prison ..
|
|
|
|
|
edge
Sep 24, 2003, 1:59 PM
Post #18 of 42
(988 views)
Shortcut
Registered: Apr 14, 2003
Posts: 9120
|
but that just made her look ripe fer the pickin'
|
|
|
|
|
bumblie
Sep 24, 2003, 2:00 PM
Post #19 of 42
(988 views)
Shortcut
Registered: Mar 18, 2003
Posts: 7629
|
I went to pick her up in the rain...
|
|
|
|
|
rrrADAM
Sep 24, 2003, 2:03 PM
Post #20 of 42
(988 views)
Shortcut
Registered: Dec 19, 1999
Posts: 17553
|
Couldn't figer out why she looked at me with disdain...
|
|
|
|
|
bumblie
Sep 24, 2003, 2:05 PM
Post #21 of 42
(988 views)
Shortcut
Registered: Mar 18, 2003
Posts: 7629
|
She's not one to complain...
|
|
|
|
|
pinnaclechick
Sep 24, 2003, 2:12 PM
Post #22 of 42
(988 views)
Shortcut
Registered: Aug 7, 2002
Posts: 1890
|
She said "Boy, you better not a been in your pawpaw's still again" *FIDDLE solo*
|
|
|
|
|
rrrADAM
Sep 24, 2003, 2:12 PM
Post #23 of 42
(988 views)
Shortcut
Registered: Dec 19, 1999
Posts: 17553
|
Since I'm about the size of a vein...
|
|
|
|
|
papaswize
Sep 24, 2003, 2:18 PM
Post #25 of 42
(988 views)
Shortcut
Registered: Feb 27, 2003
Posts: 109
|
Followed by a mandolin solo
|
|
|
|
|
|