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edge


Sep 24, 2003, 12:58 PM
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I's hates country music, but seeing as it's so perdictable, I figgered we'all could write us a good'un. Add yer own line, beginnin' wid:

I woke up this mornin' and tripped over the dog...http://www.norope.com/...emoticons/guitar.gif


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Sep 24, 2003, 1:01 PM
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...on my way to the bathroom, to drop off a log.


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Sep 24, 2003, 1:03 PM
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The log broke, the monkey got choked, we all went to heaven in a little row boat.


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Sep 24, 2003, 1:05 PM
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[side] you're messin up the tempo brutha [/side]


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Sep 24, 2003, 1:11 PM
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So I beat up the wife and jumped into my Ford...


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Sep 24, 2003, 1:13 PM
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Pausing to pay homage to the #3 on the door..


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Sep 24, 2003, 1:16 PM
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PTPP, issued a plea, "that all homage should be paid to me."


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Sep 24, 2003, 1:18 PM
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but when I think about him, I just picture dirty TP...


edge


Sep 24, 2003, 1:23 PM
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So I tucked my banjo into my big wall bag...


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Sep 24, 2003, 1:25 PM
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Put some duct tape on Helga, as the blow up doll was looking the hag...


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Sep 24, 2003, 1:28 PM
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her toothless grin
would make a buzzard gag


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Sep 24, 2003, 1:29 PM
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she was drunk as a skunk on the side of the road...


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Sep 24, 2003, 1:31 PM
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and stunk like the seat
of a prison commode


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Sep 24, 2003, 1:32 PM
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If she wasn't my sister I swear that I would...


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Sep 24, 2003, 1:35 PM
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kick her out of my bed
fernow and fergood


edge


Sep 24, 2003, 1:41 PM
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But the wheat's gittin tall and my infection is itchin'...


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i was drunk the day my mom got out of prison ..


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Sep 24, 2003, 1:59 PM
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but that just made her look ripe fer the pickin'


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I went to pick her up in the rain...


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Couldn't figer out why she looked at me with disdain...


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Sep 24, 2003, 2:05 PM
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She's not one to complain...


pinnaclechick


Sep 24, 2003, 2:12 PM
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She said "Boy, you better not a been in your pawpaw's still again"


*FIDDLE solo*


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Since I'm about the size of a vein...


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*Banjo solo*
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Let's make it a fiddle. http://www.norope.com/...emoticons/nopity.gif


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Sep 24, 2003, 2:18 PM
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*Banjo solo*
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Let's make it a fiddle. http://www.norope.com/...emoticons/nopity.gif

Followed by a mandolin solo

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