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renobdarb
Jul 21, 2003, 7:11 AM
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Cool Route Names in the Black Hills:
-Mooshy Monster Farts
-Going up to Harlem with a Pistol in My Jeans
-Tweeking the Xenaphobe
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sharpender
Jul 21, 2003, 7:33 AM
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Blessard wrote In reply to: How about "Stink Finger", 5.10b, Mission Gorge, San Diego.
I've climbed many times at the Gorge and I'm sorry I missed this route but I hope it's not next to "Rectum Roof" another 10B crack climb there.
Enjoy (word play not intended)
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hollywoodcragmonkey
Jul 21, 2003, 7:33 AM
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It was just a gym route, so normally I would not bother, but my sister just found out she is having twins. Her maiden name is Mielke, so I called the route "Twin Stars of the Mielke Way". I know it is corney, but it gave me a little thrill.
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mrhardgrit
Jul 21, 2003, 11:56 AM
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There's a sport route at Dancing Ledge, Dorset (UK) called "John Craven's Willy Warmer"
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sbclimber
Sep 8, 2003, 7:18 AM
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I love "The oblique slanting dihedral of death" in the inner gorge at owens (10d)
and lets not forget "Mystical steps towards deathless superconsciousness" , v6 at pine mountain.
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teddy
Sep 8, 2003, 11:06 AM
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Extremely Anal (not sure the difficulty)
It's supposedly a pretty fun climb, its funny to hear my friends saying "Hey you gotta try going extremely anal" or something along those lines, people who dont know what were talkin about give some weird looks
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labmonkey
Sep 8, 2003, 12:41 PM
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"looks dangerous..... you go first"
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johnfromohio
Sep 8, 2003, 1:16 PM
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my boulder problem at coopers for ropers that complain about me sandbagging my boulder problem, amply named "Learning How to Fly" The ropers could just not get over how to climb a 3/4 foot blank section of wall :roll: . Whats the rating you say, V0 :twisted: To say the least I had to get on the problem and show them and one of my good friend threw sand on my pad :cry: . I take offense to sandbagging really i do :D :evil:
PS. Nah I love sandbagging shat since I get it consistently slapped in my face so i gotta give it back to people. Plus always better to error on the lower side of the number in my viewpoint.
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mountrobson
Sep 25, 2003, 3:33 AM
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Some already named, some proposed, some forever reserved for lines well beyond my abilities:
Get Out of My Garden
Indocannibal
What Language, This?
Fame! Freddo!
Grim Sex
Object of My Desire
A Line Divine
Show Me Where It Hurts
We Caught Them and We Shot Them
The Price of Toys
Fertile Famine's Drink
Rule .303
Sancha Conjelada
Wish We Had, Wish We Hadn't
Ben Sails the Severn
Another Pilot Down
"Whispering in their ears, we give them unquiet dreams!"
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bvoborsky
Sep 25, 2003, 4:40 AM
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in Krabi
Ribbed for her Pleasure
the groove tube
in korea
김 치 kimchi is spicy, yes?
De Bong 대 봉
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hangover
Sep 25, 2003, 7:19 AM
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WANKERITIS! its a classic
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thinksinpictures
Sep 26, 2003, 1:45 AM
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My current favorite is in the gym, so I guess that's kind of lame, but...
Three-ball teabag.
The crux is a dyno to a hold that looks like the end of a femur. Or maybe a three-ball scrotum. Your choice.
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shawkshaw
Sep 26, 2003, 2:41 AM
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bladderhozen has to be one of the best.
its a scary route
steve
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kansasclimber
Dec 27, 2003, 5:46 AM
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The best I have seen are from boulder problems:
--Gargle my Butt Gravy (Chandler, OK)
--Picking up chicks at the abortion clinic (Fern, AR)
Whats the funniest you've heard??
Stephen
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rmwillemsen
Dec 27, 2003, 6:01 AM
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wooly clam tacos - gunks
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moabbeth
Dec 27, 2003, 6:06 AM
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Picking on the Fat Kid - Zion.
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miuralover
Dec 27, 2003, 6:38 AM
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This should pretty much sum it up...
funniest names
The one at penny lane in Squamish cracks me up.
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halcyon
Dec 27, 2003, 6:44 AM
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Smittys Wet Dream (Little Cottonwood Canyon, Utah)
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beckerw
Dec 28, 2003, 1:41 AM
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hmmmm....not sure if i can top "even coyotes like it doggie style" but
"aunt jemima's bisquick thunderdome" is a fav
and
"pizza dick" always make me chuckle...esp. if you knew pete's actions
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b_fost
Dec 28, 2003, 1:53 AM
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'penis puss' at hueco- named after graffiti at base of climb.
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lemurboy
Dec 28, 2003, 2:26 AM
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How about the Black Dyke in Squamish, Not that we are racist or anything... its actually a Black Dyke (geolocially)
and over from it is A Negro Lesbian, and between it I understand is...
I got between a black dyke and A Negro Lesbian.
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holdplease2
Dec 28, 2003, 2:46 AM
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Fuzzy Undercling, Red River Gorge KY. Is it just me?
-Kate.
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dannyc
Dec 28, 2003, 4:50 AM
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you dont look at the mantle piece when stoking the fire - cataract gorge
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crimpjunk
Dec 28, 2003, 5:11 AM
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Daily dick dose..... Hueco
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mbg
Dec 28, 2003, 6:09 AM
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Better Red than Dead- Tres Piedras, NM (a runout friction route)
Magical Chrome Plated Semi-Automatic Enema Syringe - Lumpy Ridge, CO (one of the best 5.6s in Rocky Mountain NP)
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