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thegreytradster
Jan 1, 2004, 9:52 PM
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Bald Women With Power Tools. J Tree
Disturbing mental image :shock:
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ptone
Jan 2, 2004, 12:09 AM
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'Butt Cheeks' at Eardley Escarp.
Didn't think that much of the name til I was under the climb looking up into into a big butt crack;^)
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bauerbrian
Jan 2, 2004, 12:33 AM
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Popsicle toes a former aid route in the Red River now called Private duty nurses.
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dredsovrn
Jan 2, 2004, 1:53 AM
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Although, not officially a route yet, I have to give it up for "Fatcrackistan." A proposed new route name for Afghanistan.
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shervo
Jan 2, 2004, 3:35 AM
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"The killer and destructor bloody Lizard"
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bouldrinsoill
Jan 2, 2004, 4:37 AM
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Some local names here is so ill i thought were funny.
Rappellers' Demise - Giant City :twisted:
2 six-packs, 1/5 of scotch & a full moon - Cedar Bluff
Itty Bitty Titties - Cedar Bluff
Oily Easter Beaver - Cedar Bluff
Essence of Manky - Jackson Falls
Cowboys and Cross Dressers - Jackson Falls
Phillilp
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escale
Jan 13, 2004, 8:44 PM
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Funny route names:
From Socorro Bouldering Project site:
http://www.nmt.edu/~bob/boulder_guide/sbdp.html
Hot and Spicy Anal Lube - V4 (V4-V8) Peck 9/27/95
Defense Secretary Bums-felt - B0 Bob 3/31/2003
On Girl boulder:
Feeling Merry - V4 tall, scary, crux at top Scott
Jump for Joy - V4 tall Scott
Pinchin' Patti's Fatty - V4 Scott
Polly Prissy Pants - V3 semi-contrived Bob 1/25/2003
Meine Gummi Frau - V10 Jake
On the Walrus Boulder:
Eskimo Walrus Love Song - b3 tall, bad landing, scary Scott 5/4/2003
Rubber Walrus Protector - V5 tall, bad landing Peck
---Escale
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taualum23
Jan 13, 2004, 8:59 PM
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"Teenage enema nurses in bondage"
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dynoclimber
Jan 13, 2004, 9:18 PM
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White stuff in your eye (chalk that is)..what did you think I was going to say???
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climbhigh2005
Jan 13, 2004, 9:52 PM
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In reply to: My Urine Melts Rock Like Acid --Pinaleno Mts, AZ -Jeff
haha
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philbox
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Jan 13, 2004, 10:11 PM
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Blue veined custard chucker, this is a climb at the Kangaroo Point cliffs in the Brisbane CBD cliffs.
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cloudbreak
Jan 13, 2004, 10:16 PM
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Front Butt - Rancheria Boulder
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bubba
Jan 13, 2004, 11:37 PM
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How 'bout:
"Nine Inch Rage Against Jane's Tool"
and
"The Fantastic Exploding Rectal Syringe"
Both in Squamish.
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iamthewallress
Jan 14, 2004, 12:42 AM
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Stroke My Erect Ear Tufts (at the Owl area in Yosemite)
The Mosstrum
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takeme
Jan 14, 2004, 12:48 AM
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"Barb Gnarly and the Flailers" (ascends a pillar called the "Barb" on the Spearhead, RMNP)
"Pervertical Sanctuary" (also in RMNP, on Long's Peak)
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livinonasandbar
Jan 14, 2004, 4:47 AM
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Another Squamish route: "Hot Cherry Bendover". Sounds naughty, doesn't it?
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njari
Jan 14, 2004, 5:12 AM
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Table Rock, NC:
Between Wounded Knee and Hindu Kush is "Wounded Hindu"
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sharpender
Jan 14, 2004, 5:24 AM
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In reply to: 'Butt Cheeks' at Eardley Escarp.
The alliterative name for a similar climb at Mission Gorge in San Diego is "Rectum Roof"
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1269topper
Jan 14, 2004, 5:36 AM
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Bubba Gihad
return of the manic's
belly fat rolls
mr meany
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chossmonkey
Jan 15, 2004, 3:06 AM
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Pimps are People Too
Community Cervix
Nearsighted Gynaecologist
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rokklym
Jan 15, 2004, 3:16 AM
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In reply to: Pimps are People Too
Hey, I actually named that problem. Whats so funny about that name?
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rokklym
Jan 15, 2004, 3:42 AM
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The Mt. Rushmore area has some good route names such as:
Not too steep for my lichen
It ain't the meat, its the motion
Going down to Harlem with a turd in my shorts
Just lie-back and enjoy it
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ucscclimber
Jan 15, 2004, 4:32 AM
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At Castle Rock near Santa Cruz, Ca: The Donkey Dong is right next to the Cum Slot
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vanny37
Jan 15, 2004, 5:07 AM
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She Got the Bosch, I Got Drilled
McConnells Mills, PA
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mojo_pin
Jan 15, 2004, 8:20 PM
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The Funniest I've heard, is actually quite a worrying name..........
-Appointment with death-
( E9 )(Yorkishire grit)
hmmmmm
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