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tim
Jan 15, 2004, 8:22 PM
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My favorite has always been, and probably always will be, an ice route at Willoughby:
Float like a butterfly, Land like a tomato
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tomclimbs
Jan 15, 2004, 8:32 PM
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my karma ran over my dogma
eldorado canyon
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lemmon_squeezer
Jan 15, 2004, 11:49 PM
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How about:
-Airgasm
-Full Contact Jenga
-Crack Whore Monthly
-Hairlip BJ Ectasy
Mt Lemmon, AZ
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grabngrip
Jan 16, 2004, 9:01 AM
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Justin Timberflake
Daniel :)
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wingnut
Dec 13, 2004, 1:47 PM
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What's the weirdest route name you can think of that actually exists? {Indoor gyms count}. Mine is the "Goober Smoocher".
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numbnut
Dec 13, 2004, 2:02 PM
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Turbo-charged, inter-cooled,meat machine at SHelf Road which is a response to a route called Magical, Chrome-Plated Semi-Automatic Enema Syringe, at Lumpy Ridge . :D
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sed
Dec 13, 2004, 3:19 PM
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that's a long list but "Magnolia Thunderpussy" at granite mountain is a good one.
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greenmachineman7
Dec 13, 2004, 3:24 PM
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Cascading Crystal Kaleidoscope in the Gunks rings a bell...
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bandycoot
Dec 13, 2004, 3:35 PM
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Candy Colored Tangerine Flake Stramlined Baby (aka Illusion Dweller) in J-Tree NP
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travelin_light
Dec 13, 2004, 3:36 PM
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"pet or meat" or how bout "grand theft avocado"
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janjaf
Dec 13, 2004, 10:20 PM
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At Kullen in sweden there's a route which translates to "The Semen-loaded Penis".
I've no idea why - but even the guidebook apologizes for the name...
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caughtinside
Dec 13, 2004, 10:28 PM
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I can't remember the exact wording of the name of this route, but theres one at Owens called something like:
You have been nothing but trouble since the moment I laid eyes on you you psycho, so get out of my office, get out of my house, get out of my life, get out OUT OUT!!!
I know there's a bunch in there that I missed. I'll hafta check the guidebook when I get home.
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wingnut
Dec 13, 2004, 10:46 PM
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Avacado HA!!! thats a good one.
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wingnut
Dec 13, 2004, 10:48 PM
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[quote="caughtinside"]You have been nothing but trouble since the moment I laid eyes on you you psycho, so get out of my office, get out of my house, get out of my life, get out OUT OUT!!!/quote]
Now THAT is funny!
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melodicllama
Dec 13, 2004, 10:49 PM
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In reply to: At Kullen in sweden there's a route which translates to "The Semen-loaded Penis". I've no idea why - but even the guidebook apologizes for the name...
funniest...route name...ever
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jerseyclimber
Dec 13, 2004, 10:51 PM
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At a local, now closed bouldering area, is a boulder called "Your Mom." Problems on "Your Mom" include "Your Moms Crack" and "Your Moms Arm"
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col
Dec 13, 2004, 11:11 PM
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"Eat my spinning blades of steel, mother f**ker" at Nowra,
its a qoute from a old ninja movie.
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youngpunk
Dec 13, 2004, 11:18 PM
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jellyfish and condoms (south seas area) Mount Rushmore, SD
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jon06
Dec 13, 2004, 11:22 PM
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'Butthole express" is a pretty good one at lake dixon
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slavetogravity
Dec 13, 2004, 11:29 PM
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Funky Earth Mother Chick. When the First accent team was asked, “Why name it Funky Earth Mother Chick” their response was. “Because every one wants a Funky Earth Mother Chick”
Made sense to me. :roll:
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dancingmadlybackwards
Dec 14, 2004, 12:23 AM
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I'm a fan of:
Rectal Exorcism 5.11a ** (S) Torrent Falls, Red River Gorge
Bozo's Bogus Booty Biner (BBBB) 5.11c *** (S) Military Wall, RRG
Shit My Pants and Dance 5.10b Indian Creek Crag, RRG
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berserk
Dec 14, 2004, 12:30 AM
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One of my local (i.e. Australia, Qld) favourites would be:
"You climb this and I'll climb something else"
which is a hairy, poorly protected arete on an otherwise crack-jammed crag. The name simply says it all.
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on_sight_man
Dec 14, 2004, 1:01 AM
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"Eat, Drink, and Beat Larry" - Shelf Road
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climber15
Dec 14, 2004, 1:08 AM
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Jimmy the torn peice of paper gets a helping hand from Fredrick the freindly roll of sellotape. Grade 20. Paynes Ford, New Zealand
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bandidopeco
Dec 14, 2004, 1:22 AM
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Nipples that cut Glass - 5.10b at Twin Crags, LT
In a slightly unrelated matter, How is Oz, the great 5.10d dihedral in Tuolomne pronounced?
Is it Oz, as in the land of Oz?
or is it Oz in "i'll take an oz of the dank green"?
Keep in mind it's on Drug Dome.
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