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rrrADAM
Dec 5, 2006, 4:31 AM
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Similar situations happen all the time...
When a girl asks, "does this outift make me look fat ???"
You have an 'optional' answer (yes / no), but if you know what's good for you, you're better off going for the 'mandatory' one (hell no).
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htotsu
Dec 5, 2006, 4:34 AM
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rrradam wrote: Similar situations happen all the time... When a girl asks, "does this outift make me look fat ???" You have an 'optional' answer (yes / no), but if you know what's good for you, you're better off going for the 'mandatory' one (hell no).
Some comedian once said his girlfriend once asked him, "Do these pants make me look fat?" He claims to have responded, "No, it's your big a$$ that makes you look fat."
I'm pretty sure they're not together anymore.
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zip_ty
Dec 5, 2006, 4:35 AM
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In reply to: You have an 'optional' answer (yes / no), but if you know what's good for you, you're better off going for the 'mandatory' one (hell no).
Isn't it better to just complement her before she asks? You know the whole pre-emptive strike deal.
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rrrADAM
Dec 5, 2006, 4:41 AM
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zip_ty wrote: In reply to: You have an 'optional' answer (yes / no), but if you know what's good for you, you're better off going for the 'mandatory' one (hell no). Isn't it better to just complement her before she asks? You know the whole pre-emptive strike deal.
I do this when I'm caught looking at another chick... "Ya know what honey... That outfit would look so much better on you."
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phaedrus
Dec 5, 2006, 5:11 AM
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Wow! Nice one, Adam! Damn... wish I'd thought of that (more than once).
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brent_e
Dec 5, 2006, 4:03 PM
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unabonger wrote: reno wrote: To the co-workers: "My girlfriend and I both regret that we couldn't join you at the party." To the family: "My girlfriend regrets that she won't be able to attend dinner this weekend." Then, if they (co-workers OR family) press, tell them "I'd rather not discuss this issue any longer. Can we move on, please?" Do not regret it. Find the truth and say it. "We just couldn't make it". "She just couldn't make it."
that's not the truth though.
the truth would be "I didn't want to be bored by your tedious and reprehensible personality."
Or, honestly, "I just didn't want to come."
truth hurts, but fuckit, if you back it up, what can they say??? "you're an ass." Who cares??? If you told them the truth, then that's that. Good on you.
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jbird2
Dec 5, 2006, 4:11 PM
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Put the house up as collateral to bail her out, and take her to the party.
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