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tallgirl
Aug 7, 2009, 1:11 AM
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kriso9tails
Aug 7, 2009, 1:54 AM
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I sort of skim threads inattentively, but is there some sort of back story or drama here? If not, I'm perfectly content to make up my own.
As near as I can figure, he's pregnant with your baby, but you've recently found out that he's your long lost (and presumed dead) twin brother who had to start a new life after being lost in the jungles of Arfica and getting amnesia.
You've also just found out that he has a mysterious illness that could kill him in months, and you are the only match for a much needed kidney transplant. Even worse, your father has passed leaving you a fortune; however, if it is discovered that he's your brother, your share of the inheritance will be cut in half, which means that, after you pay down your massive gambling debts, you'll be left with almost nothing or indebted to the mob.
Will you donate your kidney and save the unborn child, or will you let him die and solve your financial woes?
Man, I didn't realize it until now, but I miss television.
On second though, let's just skip all that shit and jump straight to the bikini.
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binrat
Aug 7, 2009, 1:56 AM
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Kriso9tails,
you forgot to indicate worthless without pictures
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dominic7
Aug 7, 2009, 3:21 AM
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binrat wrote: Kriso9tails, you forgot to indicate worthless without pictures binrat
Hey now. I'm a fat 5.6 climber. Though unlike some bitter twats around here I don't try to tell other people what to do or think.
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tready
Aug 7, 2009, 3:25 AM
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I would wear a bikini if it enabled me to climb .12 on gear. I'd probably have a hell of a time finding a belayer though...
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rrrADAM
Aug 7, 2009, 3:44 AM
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I think Paul has a tall fat stalker.
And I would suggest Slammin the Salmon - .12b/c, over in the Near Trapps, although it's x-rated.
Curious though... Have you ever even been on a .12 at the Gunks, or even an .11?
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Carnage
Aug 7, 2009, 3:56 AM
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tallgirl wrote: Have your friend Dominic7 lead a 5.12 at the gunks. (just in case it isn't evidently clear, he'll need gear as we don't bolt). I'm sure many climbers-fat or thin, would love to witness that. I, personally, will wear my bikini as well as a chalk bag and bring flash cards. A few suggestions: Supper's Ready 5.12a PG Wasp Stop 5.12a G Bone Hard 5.12a/b PG
quoted, just in case.
i dont think that would be hard tho, climbing a .12 is kinda like climbing 2 5.6's really fast right?
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curt
Aug 7, 2009, 4:01 AM
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tallgirl wrote: Have your friend Dominic7 lead a 5.12 at the gunks. (just in case it isn't evidently clear, he'll need gear as we don't bolt). I'm sure many climbers-fat or thin, would love to witness that. I, personally, will wear my bikini as well as a chalk bag and bring flash cards. A few suggestions: Supper's Ready 5.12a PG Wasp Stop 5.12a G Bone Hard 5.12a/b PG
Are you fucking crazy? Nobody leads 5.12 in the Gunks.  However, from that list, I would take Wasp Stop--a one move wonder with gear at your feet for the crux.
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climbsomething
Aug 7, 2009, 5:14 AM
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tallgirl wrote: Have your friend Dominic7 lead a 5.12 at the gunks. (just in case it isn't evidently clear, he'll need gear as we don't bolt). I'm sure many climbers-fat or thin, would love to witness that. I, personally, will wear my bikini as well as a chalk bag and bring flash cards. A few suggestions: Supper's Ready 5.12a PG Wasp Stop 5.12a G Bone Hard 5.12a/b PG
Precious. "We" don't bolt. A 5.5 leader, with limited experience, taking ownership of the Gunks while thumbing through a guidebook to randomly (??) challenge Donny to lead a 12. I guess Paul's sig hit a nerve.
Yes, I have acne. And for that matter, I'm not even close to tall. I am, however, wearing size 2 pants, and I took my meds this morning.
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Alpine07
Aug 7, 2009, 6:21 AM
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kriso9tails wrote: I sort of skim threads inattentively, but is there some sort of back story or drama here? If not, I'm perfectly content to make up my own. As near as I can figure, he's pregnant with your baby, but you've recently found out that he's your long lost (and presumed dead) twin brother who had to start a new life after being lost in the jungles of Arfica and getting amnesia. You've also just found out that he has a mysterious illness that could kill him in months, and you are the only match for a much needed kidney transplant. Even worse, your father has passed leaving you a fortune; however, if it is discovered that he's your brother, your share of the inheritance will be cut in half, which means that, after you pay down your massive gambling debts, you'll be left with almost nothing or indebted to the mob. Will you donate your kidney and save the unborn child, or will you let him die and solve your financial woes? Man, I didn't realize it until now, but I miss television. On second though, let's just skip all that shit and jump straight to the bikini.
Hehe  Methinks somebody has a bit too much time on their hands today...
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bill413
Aug 7, 2009, 1:42 PM
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Man, did I get into this thread late. At least there's a good backstory...not sure how self-concious a person with kidney transplant scars would be in a bikini. Maybe that's why there are no pictures yet?
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imnotclever
Aug 7, 2009, 1:54 PM
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Carnage wrote: tallgirl wrote: Have your friend Dominic7 lead a 5.12 at the gunks. (just in case it isn't evidently clear, he'll need gear as we don't bolt). I'm sure many climbers-fat or thin, would love to witness that. I, personally, will wear my bikini as well as a chalk bag and bring flash cards. A few suggestions: Supper's Ready 5.12a PG Wasp Stop 5.12a G Bone Hard 5.12a/b PG i dont think that would be hard tho, climbing a .12 is kinda like climbing 2 5.6's really fast right?
good call
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snoangel
Aug 7, 2009, 4:04 PM
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WTF is this all about??
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Carnage
Aug 7, 2009, 4:07 PM
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snoangel wrote: WTF is this all about??
fat chicks
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Aug 7, 2009, 4:41 PM
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kris,
I was just thinking "man, imagine if you knew that an OP would be deleted. you could have tons of fun with the people who read the thread after the OP was deleted." then I read your post. it's like you both saw into the future and read my mind! I feel so.. so pwned.
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camhead
Aug 7, 2009, 8:47 PM
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Did anyone quote the original post in full? From what I've gathered in the existing quotes, I am completely lost. All of you have failed me!
Oh, and donny7, stop being an elitist asshole!
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kriso9tails
Aug 7, 2009, 8:51 PM
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Carnage quoted the entire thing. Tallgirl getting "Donny7" pregnant was just me finding the missing pieces and inserting them into the puzzle. So far I think it's the most credible theory going (unlike Hillary's outlandish theory that it has something to do with your sig.)
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camhead
Aug 7, 2009, 8:57 PM
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ok, so that was the full quote. Sorry about saying y'all failed me.
Tallgirl, your profile says that you climb 5.6. So, by default you are pissing me off more than Donny7. Sorry.
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macherry
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i really hate it when someone throws the smackdown and then deletes the post.................weak
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dominic7
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camhead wrote: ok, so that was the full quote. Sorry about saying y'all failed me. Tallgirl, your profile says that you climb 5.6. So, by default you are pissing me off more than Donny7. Sorry.
I hope she fully appreciates her accomplishment here.
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dr_feelgood
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dominic7 wrote: macherry wrote: i really hate it when someone throws the smackdown and then deletes the post.................weak I know! I thought we had another Brotherhood of the Rope in the starting blocks!
Not so lucky.
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kriso9tails
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binrat wrote: Kriso9tails, you forgot to indicate worthless without pictures binrat
I'm pretty sure that she's not fat and that she's about twenty years older than I am. I dunno why, but that sort of took the morbid curiosity out of it for me.
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