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hosh
Mar 3, 2007, 6:07 AM
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I often spend my time thinking of how deficient my climbing is. I mean, have any of you ever seen Gabe Walker float effortlessly up any gym climbs? He doesn't even seem to be bothered by the colored tape that often confuses me. He's really a top-notch athlete and should be idolized. I've created this fourm so we could all sing the praises of Gabe Walker. Maybe one day, a "sponsor" will stumble across this public shrine to Gabe and offer him some "recognition". hosh.
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tattooed_climber
Mar 3, 2007, 6:14 AM
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gabe who?? wtf i have a friend, he's a climber too........drives a motorcyle...a harley...chopped...hardtail...etc......drives his bike 12 months a year...snow, rain whatever.....open faced helmet.....he says if you're gonna have a visor, you might as well be in a car... ^^^ thats my same attitude towards climbing......if you're going to TR, climb with pads, padded floors, indoors, you aint climbing....might as well be yanking it. cus it still don't count. what were you talking aboot?
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hosh
Mar 3, 2007, 7:33 AM
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I'm sorry, you must have missed the "serious" thread in the "sport climbing" fourm. This guy is the next big thing... (in a manner of speaking at least). And I bet he rides a bike too, heck I bet he even got his training wheels taken off recently. this guy is core to the core. Gabe Walker. Remember the name. It'll be big one day, you just wait. hosh.
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notapplicable
Mar 3, 2007, 12:56 PM
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I once saw the great Mr. Walker send 5.11- and only weight the rope twice. I couldnt believe the brilliance of the man's strength and impeccable style. Watching him style the pink route made me realize how much I suck but atleast we have Mr. Walker to carry the torch of humble power and grace on plastic and light the way for the rest of us losers.
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jgloporto
Mar 3, 2007, 2:44 PM
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notapplicable wrote: I once saw the great Mr. Walker send 5.11- and only weight the rope twice. I couldnt believe the brilliance of the man's strength and impeccable style. Watching him style the pink route made me realize how much I suck but atleast we have Mr. Walker to carry the torch of humble power and grace on plastic and light the way for the rest of us losers. He, like Grendel from Beowulf, draws his strength from his mother. That is the secret source... and drowning his mommy will only enrage him further.
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jh_angel
Mar 3, 2007, 4:03 PM
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And never forget that Gabe Walker uses a figure-four in everyclimb he does. Now that is something we can all learn from and should take to heart. I know I will the next time I'm 25' off the deck on a highball slab problem.
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hosh
Mar 4, 2007, 1:25 AM
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I hear that he's so good that he not only uses a figure four on all his climbs, he ties in with a figure 4 knot as well. He doesn't need the added security of a figure 8 knot. Now that's what I call "recogntion" worthy climbing (or in this case, knotting). hosh.
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Mar 4, 2007, 1:47 AM
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I hear he is so good that he can roundhouse kick someone off another climb clear across the gym whilst maintaining a figure four.
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Mar 4, 2007, 3:36 AM
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Gabe Walker once heard me spew beta in jest and took it literal. Incorporating it into his daily training regimen, Gabe became a real 'Merrican Hero. "Dude, just slabdyno to the mono pocket then pull into a figure four!"
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Mar 4, 2007, 6:40 AM
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Figure 4? phht!! I heard he Figures in prime numbers only............says it makes the ladies swoon. I think we need a climb-off: Gabe Walker vs. Kansasclimber d.
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notapplicable
Mar 4, 2007, 1:26 PM
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Just did a search and found the "I'm the best climber in the world" post by Kansas Climber. Thats some funny sh*t, those two are made for each other.
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wanderlustmd
Mar 4, 2007, 5:53 PM
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Whoever Photoshopped the fat kid Climbing cover is a genius.  The MS Paint drawing was pretty damn good, too. That said, he sounds like a kid who is just learning the sport, who hasn't been there and done/said things they later regret?
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coastal_climber
Mar 4, 2007, 10:04 PM
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I see gabe has yet to notice this thread. Maybe he made the other one to get his post ratings up? >Cam
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Mar 4, 2007, 10:18 PM
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A Haiku, in tribute: Gabe climbs in the gym. The orange route is the hardest. We are in such awe. For those among us who are truly old school, a bit of a different lyric: Climbers climb up, Walkers walk flat. Gabe Walker does both, Well how's about that? (-- Burma Shave) For the hip-hop crowd: [record scratching sound.] I send so ruthless, Mo money I make, I climb with such style, I never say take. Yo. [/record scratching sound.]
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Mar 4, 2007, 10:28 PM
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hosh wrote: I hear that he's so good that he not only uses a figure four on all his climbs, he ties in with a figure 4 knot as well. He doesn't need the added security of a figure 8 knot. Now that's what I call "recogntion" worthy climbing (or in this case, knotting). hosh. I heard he rappels with a figure 4 device.
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Mar 4, 2007, 11:35 PM
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reno wrote: A Haiku, in tribute: Gabe climbs in the gym. The orange route is the hardest. We are in such awe. For those among us who are truly old school, a bit of a different lyric: Climbers climb up, Walkers walk flat. Gabe Walker does both, Well how's about that? (-- Burma Shave) For the hip-hop crowd: [record scratching sound.] I send so ruthless, Mo money I make, I climb with such style, I never say take. Yo. [/record scratching sound.] Brilliant!
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dynosore
Mar 5, 2007, 3:08 AM
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Limerick style: You've heard of him I bet Toproped 11's and sprayed on the net he was a big talker we'll call him Gabe Walker but no recognition yet
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Mar 5, 2007, 5:16 AM
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Some say he got his start at a climbing-gym birthday party. Others that he saw Cliffhanger and took the main character's name in tribute. Me? I think he's born of pizza grease and rental-shoe stink -- a true spirit of plastic who knows that the word "extreme" actually begins with an X. True story: I once saw him eat somebody else's chalk-booger.
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Mar 5, 2007, 6:14 AM
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I got the pleasure of being able to witness Gabe at that birthday party. He was so good that he climbed what was rumored to be an indoor V2, that required him to go a full 2 feet above the line the gym people say not to go above. He didn't even have a rope attached to him when he was all the way up there. It was pretty intense and I was scared for his life, but he is just that bold and daring.
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Mar 5, 2007, 6:26 AM
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He's so famous they already made a movie about him:
In reply to: Sylvester Stallone plays Gabe Walker, a climber, who in the opening scene of the movie loses his confidence after a rescue goes wrong, resulting in the death of his friend's girlfriend. Gabe is then called back to perform a final rescue by his ex-girlfriend and overcomes his inner demons to help the bitter ex-friend with the rescue. During the rescue, the two climbers are taken prisoner by ruthless thieves, lead by Eric Qualen (John Lithgow), who stole (but subsequently lost) $100 million belonging to the US Treasury. These thieves carried out a daring airplane-to-airplane transfer of the funds; but, during the transfer, a gun battle among them led to the loss of the money and the crash of the planes. The suitcases holding the money had beacon locators. Because the money was lost in mountainous territory, the rescue climbers are taken prisoner and coerced into locating the money. After the thieves bring along Gabe's friend to find the money after thinking Gabe was dead, Gabe and his ex-girlfriend (whom has joined the party by now, to which the lead thief comments sarcastically in a British accent, "We are getting rather popular, aren't we?") attempt to get to each case before the thieves. The first case, Gabe has already disposed of by throwing the money off the cliff and scattering it everywhere. The second case, he makes a snowman, makes the tracker the mouth, and leaves only one bill in the case which he has written on, "Want to trade?". Next, it shows Gabe and his girlfriend making a fire out of the bills and saying, "Costs a fortune to heat this place." On the next case, Gabe somehow plants the tracker on a rabbit so that the thieves are bumbling around the mountainside going after what they think is the case of money. The movie features a fictitious device called the bolt-gun. It fires bolts directly into rock, forgoing the rock-drilling and bolt-hammering necessary to establish a bolted rock-climbing route. The bolt-gun is usually cited as one of the film's most serious technical inaccuracies; it ignores material properties of rock that would cause the bolt-gun's impact site to shatter and explode with flaky projectiles. It is unlikely that the bolt could penetrate the rock without creating an opposing force large enough to severely injure or kill the bolt-gun operator. The movie's most breathtaking scenes were shot in the Cortina d'Ampezzo area of the Dolomites, Italy
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hosh
Mar 5, 2007, 5:33 PM
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Gabe Walker is so good at what he does, that he doesn't need physics to make his bolt gun work. He just makes it work. He's that good. He has a real bolt gun that he built himself for with 4 ounces of candle wax, a ball point pen, some bleach and amonia and 63 cents in spare change. hosh.
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Mar 5, 2007, 6:00 PM
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You could drop Gabe Walker off in the middle of the Artic Circle wearing only bikini briefs with nothing but his toothbrush, and he'd show up the next day at your pool with a million dollar smile and a fist fool of pesos. How'd he survive you ask? He was swallowed alive and whole by a polar bear. Gabe, I mean Mr. Walker, proceeded to escape from deep within the bear's gut (avoiding what would surely be a slow and painful death for any mere mortal) by eating his way from the inside out. He then wove an indian blanket with the hair from his own ass, having consumed the entire bear (hide and all). I heart Gabe Walker. Btw, the chalk bugger story is totally true.
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GabeWalker
Mar 6, 2007, 8:14 PM
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I appreciate all of your responses, but let me clear a few things up. In regards to my "boltgun" : Newtonian mechanics do not in fact apply to me. Through a brilliant but oft overlooked experiment called the Micheson-Morley experiment, I am able to transcend multiple space and time constraints. Chalk Boogers: Hell yeah I ate one. Who hasn't? I am Gabe Walker, not Jesus. Where I learned: I was actually trained in a remote location off of Baffin Island. I was trained by the one and only Don Willans.
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