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j_ung
Mar 6, 2007, 8:22 PM
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^^ That's virtually a signed troll confession. 
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medicus
Mar 6, 2007, 8:36 PM
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Ahahaha, I was wondering how long it would take the Amazing Gabe Walker to find this. I'm surprised he didn't already know it existed prior to it existing.
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rockguide
Mar 7, 2007, 7:32 AM
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GabeWalker wrote: I appreciate all of your responses, but let me clear a few things up. In regards to my "boltgun" : Newtonian mechanics do not in fact apply to me. Through a brilliant but oft overlooked experiment called the Micheson-Morley experiment, I am able to transcend multiple space and time constraints. Chalk Boogers: Hell yeah I ate one. Who hasn't? I am Gabe Walker, not Jesus. Where I learned: I was actually trained in a remote location off of Baffin Island. I was trained by the one and only Don Willans.
I thought you were trained by chuck norris.
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climbinginchico
Mar 7, 2007, 7:39 AM
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Weak sauce. I was trained by Burt Bronson, the last bastion of the hardman.
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coloredchalker
Mar 7, 2007, 4:09 PM
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hey, if all this spray is true I just might beable to get him a sponsor. Can someone verify?
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quadfire
Mar 7, 2007, 4:23 PM
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coloredchalker wrote: hey, if all this spray is true I just might beable to get him a sponsor. Can someone verify?
Oh completely 100% -
Oh wait did you ask if it was true?
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bent_gate
Mar 8, 2007, 8:23 AM
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rockguide wrote: GabeWalker wrote: I was actually trained in a remote location off of Baffin Island. I was trained by the one and only Don Willans. I thought you were trained by chuck norris.
Haven't you heard? Gabe walker was trained by Chuck Norris too. The guy kicks ass:
- Gabe Walker jogged up the Eiger with a fridge on his back!
- Gabe Walker doesn't get frostbite. Gabe Walker bites frost!
- That's not Gabe Walker pulling down at the local crag -- that's Gabe Walker moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.
- Gabe Walker doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Gabe Walker throws down!
- Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Gabe Walker likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
- When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Gabe Walker.
- The last name given to Gabe was Walker, because Gabe doesn't run.
- The First rule of Gabe Walker is: you do not talk about Gabe Walker.
- If at first you don't succeed, you're not Gabe Walker.
- Gabe Walker doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
- Gabe Walker’s hand is the only hand powerful enough to beat a Royal Flush.
- Gabe Walker can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
- Gabe Walker is currently suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around him.
- Gabe Walker does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
- When Gabe Walker pulls down on a Mono, it feels like it's been raped.
Anyone who follows real climbing knows all about him.
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nuts_bolts
Mar 17, 2007, 7:47 AM
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bent_gate wrote: rockguide wrote: GabeWalker wrote: I was actually trained in a remote location off of Baffin Island. I was trained by the one and only Don Willans. I thought you were trained by chuck norris. *snip*
No, I'm sorry, you have it backwards. Gabe trained Chuck Norris.
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mr8615
Mar 17, 2007, 12:58 PM
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bent_gate wrote: rockguide wrote: GabeWalker wrote: I was actually trained in a remote location off of Baffin Island. I was trained by the one and only Don Willans. I thought you were trained by chuck norris. - Gabe Walker jogged up the Eiger with a fridge on his back! - Gabe Walker doesn't get frostbite. Gabe Walker bites frost! - That's not Gabe Walker pulling down at the local crag -- that's Gabe Walker moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid. - Gabe Walker doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Gabe Walker throws down! - Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Gabe Walker likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes. - When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Gabe Walker. - The last name given to Gabe was Walker, because Gabe doesn't run. - The First rule of Gabe Walker is: you do not talk about Gabe Walker. - If at first you don't succeed, you're not Gabe Walker. - Gabe Walker doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. - Gabe Walker’s hand is the only hand powerful enough to beat a Royal Flush. - Gabe Walker can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves. - Gabe Walker is currently suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around him. - Gabe Walker does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls. - When Gabe Walker pulls down on a Mono, it feels like it's been raped. Anyone who follows real climbing knows all about him.
ROFL, trophy, holy shit, that's awesome.
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GeneralBenson
Aug 20, 2008, 4:27 PM
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When the boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Gabe Walker.
Gabe Walker can run around the earth so fast, that he can punch himself in the back of he head.
Every year at Christmas, Gabe Walker chooses one lucky orphan to be thrown into the Sun.
In light of his most recent 5.11c, Gabe Walker's hometown decided to name a street after him. THey quickly had to rename it because no one crosses Gabe Walker and lives.
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Arrogant_Bastard
Aug 20, 2008, 7:32 PM
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MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Gabe Walker can kill him and take it.
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zeke_sf
Aug 20, 2008, 9:57 PM
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Gabe Walker's threads don't die, they merely hibernate and wake up hungry for n00bs.
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stymingersfink
Aug 24, 2008, 3:25 AM
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zeke_sf wrote: Gabe Walker's threads don't die, they merely hibernate and wake up hungry for n00bs.
It's what's for dinner!
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Facelyss
Oct 7, 2008, 5:38 AM
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Gabe Walker got bored climbing up routes, so now we climbs down them head first.
Gabe Walker once campused an entire friction slab.
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philbox
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Oct 7, 2008, 5:49 AM
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When Gabe Walker comes across a slab he roundhouse kicks a crack into its face so he can place gear.
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Facelyss
Oct 7, 2008, 5:59 AM
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Gabe Walker can free climb an A6, blindfolded.
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zeke_sf
Oct 7, 2008, 6:25 AM
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Gabe Walker doesn't even climb anymore, says it doesn't challenge him.
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sungam
Oct 7, 2008, 1:34 PM
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Gabe Walker once beat the mona lisa at a staring contest - blindfolded.
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Facelyss
Oct 7, 2008, 5:32 PM
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Gabe Walker can crimp with his toes.
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limeydave
Oct 8, 2008, 12:50 AM
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Gabe Walker was Darth Vaders 3rd love child
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Facelyss
Oct 8, 2008, 2:41 AM
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Gabe Walker once carried Chris Sharma piggyback on a route that was too hard for him to climb.
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sungam
Oct 8, 2008, 2:45 AM
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Gabe walker once campused belly full of bad berries - with one hand tied behind his back.
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zeke_sf
Oct 8, 2008, 6:33 PM
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philbox wrote: zeke_sf wrote: Gabe Walker doesn't even climb anymore, says it doesn't challenge him. Sacrilege, Yes Gabe Walker doesn't climb anymore, he floats your hard proj in his flip flops with his hands tied behind his back wearing nothing but a smile.
Yeah, that's when Gabe Walker finally got bored sending my 5.4 projects and took up mountain pogoing. Well, I assume that's what you call bouncing from rock to rock using only the vascularity of your giant penis.
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zeke_sf
Oct 8, 2008, 6:35 PM
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limeydave wrote: Gabe Walker was Darth Vaders 3rd love child
Heh. That caused a free association:
Jedi Gabe Walker doesn't USE the force; he IS the force.
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