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Facelyss
Oct 8, 2008, 7:34 PM
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Gabe Walker's fists are rated for 1,000kN.
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philbox
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Oct 9, 2008, 6:49 AM
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Gabe Walker never falls off a route, gravity wouldn't dare suck him down to crater.
When Gabe Walker climbs the laws of gravity are suspended, just for him.
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Facelyss
Oct 9, 2008, 1:03 PM
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philbox wrote: Gabe Walker never falls off a route, gravity wouldn't dare suck him down to crater. When Gabe Walker climbs the laws of gravity are suspended, just for him.
That's because the last time he cratered the dinosaurs went extinct.
(This post was edited by Facelyss on Oct 9, 2008, 1:03 PM)
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philbox
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Oct 9, 2008, 11:17 PM
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In a recent archeological dig it was found that there had indeed been a great flood around Noah's time. Evidence was found that Gabe Walker was deep water soloing and fell in.
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sungam
Oct 9, 2008, 11:21 PM
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philbox wrote: In a recent archeological dig it was found that there had indeed been a great flood around Noah's time. Evidence was found that Gabe Walker was deep water soloing and fell in.
I heard that Noah was the only person warned before Gabe Walker relieved himself into the Atlantic.
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zeke_sf
Oct 9, 2008, 11:28 PM
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Gabe Walker did a wall climb out of a fissure from the center of the Earth. He was so sexually pent up not relieving his manly yearnings every 30 minutes that he willed himself into both sexes and pleasured himself. 9 months later, he gave birth to a fully formed Sungam.
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philbox
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Oct 9, 2008, 11:51 PM
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sungam wrote: zeke_sf wrote: Gabe Walker did a wall climb out of a fissure from the center of the Earth. He was so sexually pent up not relieving his manly yearnings every 30 minutes that he willed himself into both sexes and pleasured himself. 9 months later, he gave birth to a fully formed Sungam. Dunno if that's a compliment or an insult or just you being zeke  When over jamming on hand cracks some people get pumped out, Gabe Walker gets pumped up- hence, offwidths.
Gabe Walker creates offwidths out of handcracks.
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sungam
Oct 9, 2008, 11:57 PM
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Gabe Walker once popped a boner while laying on his front. The result is what we know as black canyon.
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Facelyss
Oct 10, 2008, 12:54 AM
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Gabe Walker gets off on X rated climbs.
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limeydave
Oct 10, 2008, 5:31 PM
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Facelyss wrote: Gabe Walker gets off on X rated climbs.
Gabe Walker just closed a mortgage on a new home and made money on his 401k this week.
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sungam
Oct 10, 2008, 6:48 PM
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Gabe Walker once had a dick measuring contest with the earth.
God was so pissed at Gabe for dragging the Earth into such childish games that he made mount Everest.
Gabe still won.
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zeke_sf
Oct 10, 2008, 7:16 PM
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Gabe Walker is his own dad. There was simply no other sperm powerful enough to make him. His mom is John Bachar.
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sungam
Oct 10, 2008, 7:17 PM
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zeke_sf wrote: sungam wrote: Dunno if that's a compliment or an insult or just you being zeke Yes.  I see.
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sungam
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zeke_sf wrote: Gabe Walker is his own dad. There was simply no other sperm powerful enough to make him. His mom is John Bachar.
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limeydave
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Gabe Walker is "The Stig" on BBC's Top Gear
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Facelyss
Oct 11, 2008, 12:25 AM
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Chris Sharma made waves by climbing 5.14 at 14, Gabe Walker did the same by climbing 5.14 at 14... months old.
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taydude
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I heard that drinking Gabe Walker's tears makes you climb 5.14. Too bad he never cries.
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limeydave
Oct 17, 2008, 7:34 PM
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Gabe Walker campused Witness the Fitness
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zeke_sf
Oct 17, 2008, 7:39 PM
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limeydave wrote: Gabe Walker campused Witness the Fitness
after he was done warming up, he went to look for some real climbing.
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Arrogant_Bastard
Oct 17, 2008, 7:40 PM
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zeke_sf wrote: limeydave wrote: Gabe Walker campused Witness the Fitness after he was done warming up, he went to look for some real climbing.
Shouldn't you be packing or riding your bike instead of posting?
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zeke_sf
Oct 17, 2008, 8:31 PM
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Arrogant_Bastard wrote: zeke_sf wrote: limeydave wrote: Gabe Walker campused Witness the Fitness after he was done warming up, he went to look for some real climbing. Shouldn't you be packing or riding your bike instead of posting?
Shouldn't you be working?
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sungam
Oct 17, 2008, 8:50 PM
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Gabe Walker campused witness the fitness whilst packing, biking, working AND post whoring.
drunk.
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