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chadnsc
Jun 2, 2010, 12:15 PM
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Just not that funny. 
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angry
Jun 2, 2010, 12:15 PM
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angry wrote: angry wrote: Did everyone miss the joke? Or was it just not as funny as I thought?
Overconfidence in your humor = n00b?
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marcuder
Jun 2, 2010, 1:02 PM
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areyoumydude wrote: What are some of the tell-tale signs that you have seen? One of my faves is the chalk bag clipped to the back of your harness. Come on n00bs, get some cord fer that thing!
Anyone who implies a distinction between themselves and a 'n00b' is a n00b... not to mention anyone who uses l337-speak in a rock-climbing forum...
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kickasssoprano
Jun 2, 2010, 1:17 PM
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areyoumydude wrote: What are some of the tell-tale signs that you have seen? One of my faves is the chalk bag clipped to the back of your harness. Come on n00bs, get some cord fer that thing!
Come on guys, is this climbing, or Gossip Girl?
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wonderwoman
Jun 2, 2010, 1:36 PM
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n00b: Gym staff who fold their arms, stare me down, and then come over to loudly make me untie my figure 9 because it's 'wicked dangerous'.
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Guran
Jun 2, 2010, 2:37 PM
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angry wrote: Did everyone miss the joke?
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jt512
Jun 2, 2010, 4:43 PM
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wonderwoman wrote: n00b: Gym staff who fold their arms, stare me down, and then come over to loudly make me untie my figure 9 because it's 'wicked dangerous'.
You might be a noob if you think a figure 8 with a sport lock-off is a figure 9.
Jay
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wonderwoman
Jun 2, 2010, 4:48 PM
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jt512 wrote: wonderwoman wrote: n00b: Gym staff who fold their arms, stare me down, and then come over to loudly make me untie my figure 9 because it's 'wicked dangerous'. You might be a noob if you think a figure 8 with a sport lock-off is a figure 9. Jay
You might be a n00b if you actually take the time to respond to one of jt512's witty burns.
oops... 
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patmay81
Jun 2, 2010, 5:13 PM
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wonderwoman wrote: n00b: Gym staff who fold their arms, stare me down, and then come over to loudly make me untie my figure 9 because it's 'wicked dangerous'.
you could fill a thread with stupid things gym staff say.
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chadnsc
Jun 2, 2010, 11:58 PM
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angry wrote: chadnsc wrote: Just not that funny. And GU'd motherfucker!!
Does it make me a n00b if I don't know what GU'd is?
What the hell is GU'd?
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zeke_sf
Jun 3, 2010, 12:16 AM
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wonderwoman wrote: n00b: Gym staff who fold their arms, stare me down, and then come over to loudly make me untie my figure 9 because it's 'wicked dangerous'.
You gotta love the irony of this (most likely) 19-year-old kid -- whose prodges are all air-conditioned, 45 degree crimp hauls terminating somewhere near the JBLs -- acting as your God and personal John Long in the realm of technical climbing knowledge. And to think, all this because there was a shortage of life guard jobs at the local swimming pool this summer.
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hafilax
Jun 3, 2010, 12:26 AM
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chadnsc wrote: angry wrote: chadnsc wrote: Just not that funny. And GU'd motherfucker!! Does it make me a n00b if I don't know what GU'd is? What the hell is GU'd?
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chadnsc
Jun 3, 2010, 12:48 AM
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hafilax wrote: chadnsc wrote: angry wrote: chadnsc wrote: Just not that funny. And GU'd motherfucker!! Does it make me a n00b if I don't know what GU'd is? What the hell is GU'd? Angry GU'd in your face.
Gastric
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So angry has gas and farted in my face? 
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climbingtrash
Jun 3, 2010, 1:33 AM
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kickasssoprano wrote: areyoumydude wrote: What are some of the tell-tale signs that you have seen? One of my faves is the chalk bag clipped to the back of your harness. Come on n00bs, get some cord fer that thing! In reply to: Or if you wear your hairband on the wrong side of your head- or white after Labour day... Come on guys, is this climbing, or Gossip Girl?
It iz now that yur here!
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climbingtrash
Jun 3, 2010, 1:35 AM
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angry wrote: angry wrote: Did everyone miss the joke? Or was it just not as funny as I thought?
What joke? That you missed the PTFTW?!? Go back to Gheybook n00b!
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wonderwoman
Jun 3, 2010, 1:51 AM
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zeke_sf wrote: wonderwoman wrote: n00b: Gym staff who fold their arms, stare me down, and then come over to loudly make me untie my figure 9 because it's 'wicked dangerous'. You gotta love the irony of this (most likely) 19-year-old kid -- whose prodges are all air-conditioned, 45 degree crimp hauls terminating somewhere near the JBLs -- acting as your God and personal John Long in the realm of technical climbing knowledge. And to think, all this because there was a shortage of life guard jobs at the local swimming pool this summer.
I had my revenge weeks later when the climber he was belaying z-clipped & I had to intervene. Glad this guy was in charge of lead tests, too.
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rangerrob
Jun 3, 2010, 3:04 PM
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Anyone who uses the term Noon is, in fact, most likely a Noon themselves and just trying to make themselves feel better by cutting up other people.
Spoken by someone who has cliped their chalkbag to the back of their harness for over 15years and has never had it interfere in a chimney. Seriously, if your chalkbag is your excuse for not being able to chimney you are most definitely a Noob!!
RR
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wonderwoman
Jun 3, 2010, 3:08 PM
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rangerrob wrote: Seriously, if your chalkbag is your excuse for not being able to chimney you are most definitely a Noob!
My excuse for not being able to do a chimney is that I am a princess. Chimneys are too dirty, unprotected and scary!
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rangerrob
Jun 3, 2010, 3:12 PM
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Oh but we all love a dirty princess!
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majid_sabet
Jun 3, 2010, 4:57 PM
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what do you call a n00b belaying another n00b ?
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hafilax
Jun 3, 2010, 5:04 PM
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majid_sabet wrote: what do you call a n00b belaying another n00b ?
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moose_droppings
Jun 3, 2010, 5:13 PM
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majid_sabet wrote: what do you call a n00b belaying another n00b ?
An accident waiting to happen.
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