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kriso9tails
Jun 3, 2010, 5:22 PM
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rangerrob wrote: Anyone who uses the term Noon is, in fact, most likely a Noon themselves and just trying to make themselves feel better by cutting up other people.
I don't need to cut anyone up to feel better where 'noon' is concerned; I just need to start drinking heavily. How else am I supposed to make it through the work week?
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welle
Jun 3, 2010, 5:34 PM
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majid_sabet wrote: what do you call a n00b belaying another n00b ?
another day at the gym
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areyoumydude
Jun 3, 2010, 9:46 PM
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rangerrob wrote: Anyone who uses the term Noon is, in fact, most likely a Noon themselves and just trying to make themselves feel better by cutting up other people. Spoken by someone who has cliped their chalkbag to the back of their harness for over 15years and has never had it interfere in a chimney. Seriously, if your chalkbag is your excuse for not being able to chimney you are most definitely a Noob!! RR
Wow, 15 years climbing and you're still a n00b. Theiously, the title says "might". There are exceptions.
Here's another. You might be a n00b if you climb with socks, or you might not. Get it? Probably not.
You might be a n00b if you are a ranger and you rack your nuts on you Swiss seat.
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curt
Jun 4, 2010, 3:13 AM
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areyoumydude wrote: rangerrob wrote: Anyone who uses the term Noon is, in fact, most likely a Noon themselves and just trying to make themselves feel better by cutting up other people. Spoken by someone who has cliped their chalkbag to the back of their harness for over 15years and has never had it interfere in a chimney. Seriously, if your chalkbag is your excuse for not being able to chimney you are most definitely a Noob!! RR Wow, 15 years climbing and you're still a n00b. Theiously, the title says "might". There are exceptions. Here's another. You might be a n00b if you climb with socks, or you might not. Get it? Probably not. You might be a n00b if you are a ranger and you rack your nuts on you Swiss seat.
You are a RC.n00b if you don't know the origins of the following common terms:
1) GU'd
2) cheesetit
3) dickstab her in the fartbox 
Curt
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climbingtrash
Jun 4, 2010, 12:10 PM
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curt wrote: areyoumydude wrote: rangerrob wrote: Anyone who uses the term Noon is, in fact, most likely a Noon themselves and just trying to make themselves feel better by cutting up other people. Spoken by someone who has cliped their chalkbag to the back of their harness for over 15years and has never had it interfere in a chimney. Seriously, if your chalkbag is your excuse for not being able to chimney you are most definitely a Noob!! RR Wow, 15 years climbing and you're still a n00b. Theiously, the title says "might". There are exceptions. Here's another. You might be a n00b if you climb with socks, or you might not. Get it? Probably not. You might be a n00b if you are a ranger and you rack your nuts on you Swiss seat. You are a RC.n00b if you don't know the origins of the following common terms: 1) GU'd 2) cheesetit 3) Meat-shank dickstab her in the fartbox Curt
Only n00bz dickstab...
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rangerrob
Jun 4, 2010, 11:38 PM
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You dumbasses know rc.com is a law firm website right? rocklcimbing.com is a freaking joke filled with sackless sport weenies and mattress carrying happy boys walking in the woods to engage in some sort of "activity". There are exceptions.....myself being one of them...but on the whole you people couldn't carry the sack I carry my balls in.
"Who's a Noob?"
"What do I name my FA?"
"When should I start leading indoors?"
"What color rope should I buy?"
I love laughing at all of you pretending to be cool because you wear rasta wool hats while you boulder.
I love laughing at people who think they are badasswhen they clip their way up a 5.12.
I love laughing at people who think doing figure 4's on a mixed route 3 feet out from a bolt makes them tough
I love laughing at people who call it Mt McKinley
I love laughing at ALL OF YOU!!
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zeke_sf
Jun 4, 2010, 11:44 PM
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^^^WINNER!!!
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kriso9tails
Jun 5, 2010, 12:05 AM
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rangerrob wrote: I love laughing at all of you pretending to be cool because you wear rasta wool hats while you boulder. I love laughing at people who think they are badasswhen they clip their way up a 5.12. I love laughing at people who think doing figure 4's on a mixed route 3 feet out from a bolt makes them tough I love laughing at people who call it Mt McKinley I love laughing at ALL OF YOU!!
Well, they say that laughter is the best medicine, and if it helps cure whatever is wrong with you, I'm glad I could help.
That said, if the only benefit to being one of these exceptions of which you speak is the right to carry your ball sack, I'm going to have to pass.
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zeke_sf
Jun 5, 2010, 12:07 AM
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^^^TERRIBLE COMEBACK!!!
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kriso9tails
Jun 5, 2010, 12:10 AM
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It's not really a comeback. I'm not tearing him down or anything, now am I?
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climbingtrash
Jun 5, 2010, 1:05 AM
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rangerrob wrote: You dumbasses know rc.com is a law firm website right? rocklcimbing.com is a freaking joke filled with sackless sport weenies and mattress carrying happy boys walking in the woods to engage in some sort of "activity". There are exceptions.....myself being one of them...but on the whole you people couldn't carry the sack I carry my balls in. "Who's a Noob?" "What do I name my FA?" "When should I start leading indoors?" "What color rope should I buy?" I love laughing at all of you pretending to be cool because you wear rasta wool hats while you boulder. I love laughing at people who think they are badasswhen they clip their way up a 5.12. I love laughing at people who think doing figure 4's on a mixed route 3 feet out from a bolt makes them tough I love laughing at people who call it Mt McKinley I love laughing at ALL OF YOU!!
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bodyboarder
Jun 5, 2010, 1:23 AM
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nice troll
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angry
Jun 5, 2010, 1:36 AM
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In my experience, those that are very fired up about how superior they are, aren't.
Post up a resume bitch, I fucking dare you.
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wonderwoman
Jun 5, 2010, 2:11 AM
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rangerrob wrote: You dumbasses know rc.com is a law firm website right? rocklcimbing.com is a freaking joke filled with sackless sport weenies and mattress carrying happy boys walking in the woods to engage in some sort of "activity". There are exceptions.....myself being one of them...but on the whole you people couldn't carry the sack I carry my balls in. "Who's a Noob?" "What do I name my FA?" "When should I start leading indoors?" "What color rope should I buy?" I love laughing at all of you pretending to be cool because you wear rasta wool hats while you boulder. I love laughing at people who think they are badasswhen they clip their way up a 5.12. I love laughing at people who think doing figure 4's on a mixed route 3 feet out from a bolt makes them tough I love laughing at people who call it Mt McKinley I love laughing at ALL OF YOU!!
yeah, yeah, yeah. But really. When should I start leading inside?
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zeke_sf
Jun 5, 2010, 5:39 AM
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angry wrote: In my experience, those that are very fired up about how superior they are, aren't. Post up a resume bitch, I fucking dare you.
I think you're missing the point. I don't care if he's serious or not, that's some funny shit!
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jt512
Jun 5, 2010, 3:21 PM
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rangerrob wrote: You dumbasses know rc.com is a law firm website right? rocklcimbing.com is a freaking joke filled with sackless sport weenies and mattress carrying happy boys walking in the woods to engage in some sort of "activity". There are exceptions.....myself being one of them...but on the whole you people couldn't carry the sack I carry my balls in. "Who's a Noob?" "What do I name my FA?" "When should I start leading indoors?" "What color rope should I buy?" I love laughing at all of you pretending to be cool because you wear rasta wool hats while you boulder. I love laughing at people who think they are badasswhen they clip their way up a 5.12. I love laughing at people who think doing figure 4's on a mixed route 3 feet out from a bolt makes them tough I love laughing at people who call it Mt McKinley I love laughing at ALL OF YOU!!
I figured out who you are. You're BURT BRONSON's evil counterpart from the parallel antimatter universe, you know, where the Vulcans have goatees.
Jay
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rangerrob
Jun 5, 2010, 5:37 PM
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Angry, I fall off 5.10 like no one's business! But it's the superiority of my falling that impresses
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areyoumydude
Jun 5, 2010, 9:08 PM
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angry wrote: In my experience, those that are very fired up about how superior they are, aren't. Post up a resume bitch, I fucking dare you.
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snoopy138
Jun 5, 2010, 10:28 PM
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curt wrote: areyoumydude wrote: rangerrob wrote: Anyone who uses the term Noon is, in fact, most likely a Noon themselves and just trying to make themselves feel better by cutting up other people. Spoken by someone who has cliped their chalkbag to the back of their harness for over 15years and has never had it interfere in a chimney. Seriously, if your chalkbag is your excuse for not being able to chimney you are most definitely a Noob!! RR Wow, 15 years climbing and you're still a n00b. Theiously, the title says "might". There are exceptions. Here's another. You might be a n00b if you climb with socks, or you might not. Get it? Probably not. You might be a n00b if you are a ranger and you rack your nuts on you Swiss seat. You are a RC.n00b if you don't know the origins of the following common terms: 1) GU'd 2) cheesetit 3) dickstab her in the fartbox Curt
I'd be surprised if all that many people know how the first two came about.
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zeke_sf
Jun 6, 2010, 3:53 AM
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snoopy138 wrote: curt wrote: areyoumydude wrote: rangerrob wrote: Anyone who uses the term Noon is, in fact, most likely a Noon themselves and just trying to make themselves feel better by cutting up other people. Spoken by someone who has cliped their chalkbag to the back of their harness for over 15years and has never had it interfere in a chimney. Seriously, if your chalkbag is your excuse for not being able to chimney you are most definitely a Noob!! RR Wow, 15 years climbing and you're still a n00b. Theiously, the title says "might". There are exceptions. Here's another. You might be a n00b if you climb with socks, or you might not. Get it? Probably not. You might be a n00b if you are a ranger and you rack your nuts on you Swiss seat. You are a RC.n00b if you don't know the origins of the following common terms: 1) GU'd 2) cheesetit 3) dickstab her in the fartbox Curt I'd be surprised if all that many people know how the first two came about.
I know the first two. But the third? Fuck... I heard that way back in the day, yo.
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fuck chimneys, and I can't stand the chalk bag belt, sucks when your bag slides away from the side your free hand is at a crucial moment. I have a small plasic biner at hang it on that haul loop. Never had reason to use that thing for anything else
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climbingtrash
Jun 6, 2010, 4:47 PM
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sailskisurf wrote: fuck chimneys, and I can't stand the chalk bag belt, sucks when your bag slides away from the side your free hand is at a crucial moment. I have a small plasic biner at hang it on that haul loop. Never had reason to use that thing for anything else
Well yeah, but that's 'cause yur a n00b.
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climbingtrash
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climbingtrash wrote: sailskisurf wrote: fuck chimneys, and I can't stand the chalk bag belt, sucks when your bag slides away from the side your free hand is at a crucial moment. I have a small plasic biner at hang it on that haul loop. Never had reason to use that thing for anything elseWell yeah, but that's 'cause yur a n00b.
The true climbing Masterz hang their chalkbagz from a...
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