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drivinnclimbin
Aug 29, 2002, 12:51 PM
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Pocket Pussy, New River Gorge
Osiris(Egyption God of the dead)Lumpy Ridge
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chakan
Aug 29, 2002, 2:49 PM
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theres a route in waterval boven South Africa called tripolactic fairytales. LOve the name never climbed it, it was a bit obove me. But would love to.
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tylerphillips
Aug 29, 2002, 3:32 PM
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Rod Munch, Cooking with Gas, and up the skirt and clip the bush.
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hoppinbig
Aug 29, 2002, 3:51 PM
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Rob's Dirty Crack - 5.9 - secret location at my familes cabin in central ontario
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igcuesta
Aug 29, 2002, 4:02 PM
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This one is near my home. The translation into english is, more or less, "You were born from the cunt of witch pregnant by the stick of a broom"
[ Este Mensaje fue editado por: igcuesta el 2002-08-30 02:18 ]
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phillycheese
Aug 29, 2002, 4:03 PM
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Pabst Smear- 10a
it's a great smear and stem climb
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victoriaclimber
Aug 30, 2002, 2:22 AM
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Remote Control Exploding Holds
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caerbannog_rabbit
Aug 30, 2002, 3:48 AM
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quarter pounder with cheese is one of my favorite route names
[ This Message was edited by: caerbannog_rabbit on 2002-08-29 21:01 ]
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basecamp_junkie
Aug 30, 2002, 4:04 AM
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a good FA name for a piece of serious aid, or a trad route with little protection:
Failure is a B*tch
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bouldertoad
Aug 30, 2002, 4:11 AM
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Did you ever meet a jungle woman in the avacado jungle of death? Hueco Tanks..
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jbone
Aug 30, 2002, 4:15 AM
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"Jesus wore Teva's" VRG
JBone
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drivinnclimbin
Aug 30, 2002, 11:37 AM
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Procto pete and the endos
Flatus
Sofa-isticated-lady all at Devil's lake WI.
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caveman
Aug 31, 2002, 12:41 AM
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"mr. poopy head" red rock kentucky
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polarwid
Sep 4, 2002, 12:40 AM
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There is a route at Froggatt Edge in England called COCKCHAFER, which involves traversing a sharp edged roof with your hands above and your feet below...
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astone
Sep 4, 2002, 12:45 AM
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"The Devil in Chris Jones"
Hueco Tanks
"Nipples and Clits"
City of Rocks
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cclaytorus
Sep 4, 2002, 12:46 AM
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Rode Hard and Put up Wet - Wild Iris, WY
Is It Safe? - NRG, WV
My Favorite...
Skull F**k - NRG, WV
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mr_nightmare
Sep 4, 2002, 4:23 AM
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Rape and run... My dad named that one... I won't ask....
White Lightning- a zigzag route that goes approximately 70 feet up and is distinguished by multiple chalk plants (hence the lightning)
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krillen
Sep 4, 2002, 9:59 PM
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Mr. Rodgers Smokes a Fatty.
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madclimberboy
Sep 4, 2002, 10:04 PM
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Here's a good one: "Flying Dutchman" -- at a local crag near Boston (Quincy Quarries)
One I'd like to name : "Slappy my Happy"
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svilnit
Sep 4, 2002, 10:59 PM
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There's one at Sugarloaf Mtn Called "I am a cam" you feel like one at the end of the climb. Check it out at:
http://www.rockclimbing.com/photos.php?Action=ListPhoto&PhotoID=5659
"up and atom"
"this end up"
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wlderdude
Sep 5, 2002, 1:48 AM
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I think if my partner, Brigham Pitstick, were to put up a route, he'd call it
PITSTICK with a CLIPSTICK
Maybe I could put it up and he copuld clip the first bolt.
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paintinhaler
Sep 5, 2002, 2:18 AM
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This is it, kid 5.12
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kmae
Sep 5, 2002, 2:45 PM
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This is a great thread. My husband heard me laughing out loud from the other room and wanted to know what was so funny. Here's my contribution, all from the gunks:
Welcome to the Gunks (5.10)
Sixish (a 5.4+ that feels like 5.6)
Bitchy Virgin (5.6)
Bombs Away Dream Baby (5.8+)
Cascading Crystal Kaleidoscope (aka CCK, 5.7+)
Hawaii Five-Ten (5.10)
Make Haste or Tomato Paste (5.10)
One Blunder And It's Six Feet Under (5.10)
MF 5.9 (I had a heck of a time on this one, and always thought it stood for m*er f*er, but I think it's actually someone's initials. Anyone know the real story?)
Interesting that most of these climbs are named after pain, suffering, death, mayhem, or sex. Wonder what that says about us?
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rollingstone
Sep 5, 2002, 6:51 PM
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Among my favorites:
"Synapse Collapse", Yosemite, on the left side of the Apron; thin fingers crux
"Take Fist", at Beacon Rock, WA; large crack
"Knob Job", Yosemite, I think at Five and Dime cliff?? (a Bridwell route-really fun 5.10a);
and finally,
"Exasperator", Squamish, 5.10c thin fingers...
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snowgage
Sep 5, 2002, 7:27 PM
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Smear today gone tommorow.
Hyalite Canyon, Montana
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