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Terry2124
May 1, 2009, 3:09 AM
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Holy shit Dingus, I laughed so hard reading that, my eyes were watering lol
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coolcat83
May 1, 2009, 4:01 AM
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laughed so hard my eyes watered and i let one rip thanks dingus i needed that today
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lostparrot
May 1, 2009, 5:29 AM
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wow dingus. i just woke up the kids laughing. that is classic
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edge
May 1, 2009, 2:18 PM
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Most threads take 3-4 pages to turn to shit. This one started right there.
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Terry2124
May 3, 2009, 12:34 AM
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limeydave wrote: Terry2124 wrote: Holy shit Dingus, I laughed so hard reading that, my eyes were watering lol Brilliant, he's gone and deleted them, and you turtle-heads didn't quote him... Thanks. 
No option to quote him, this thread would be at 20 pages long by now.
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rock_ranger
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No solid waste but have had the occasional "wet one". Usually on roof cracks after eating Mexican..weird. And when I take big whippers I pee a little sometimes.
Edited to add: Never trust a fart http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kNyiMgU8mU
(This post was edited by rock_ranger on May 3, 2009, 2:41 AM)
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rjtrials
May 3, 2009, 3:15 AM
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There is a route at a local crag names "Knight in Sharting Armor" named after a panty-staining incident during the FA...
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zeke_sf
May 3, 2009, 4:42 AM
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Do I win a prize for knowing it was angry who came up with this topic by title alone? Hopefully, not a corn eyed butt snake?
I can't say I've passed an out-and-out chunk of chocolate-coated nougat while climbing, but that's only because I don't climb hard enough. A finely calibrated fecal-o-meter mounted in the distal taint may very well disagree, however.
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zeke_sf
May 3, 2009, 4:45 AM
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onceahardman wrote: Truth of life # 9: NEVER trust a fart!
#10:
NEVER waste a hard-on.
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zeke_sf
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climbsomething wrote: I just knew this would be an angry thread. I have farted on many a belayer, spotter, passerby, unleashed child and crag dog. I'm one of the gassiest people I've ever met. Terrence and Philip gassy. I have those irritable bowels.
Double damn! GU'd up 'n down mah face!
Well, at least you don't queef on everybody... THAT'S JUST GROSS!
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zeke_sf
May 3, 2009, 4:51 AM
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potreroed wrote: Nothing solid to report here but there's always lots of barking spiders around when I climb!!
I find I am plagued by tree frogs in these parts...
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boymeetsrock
May 5, 2009, 4:39 PM
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Why U deleetz teh funny story Dingus? Whyz?!?!?!
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hafilax
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I believe that if this were to happen it would be not a snake but more of a shit-hits-the-fan type of deal.
I know I'm often surrounded by swamp ducks and somehow they always manage to find me in the bouldering cave at the gym. I think they follow me from McDonalds.
I have however had a few women pee next to me on small belay ledges. Don't worry, they didn't get the rope.
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notapplicable
May 5, 2009, 5:15 PM
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boymeetsrock wrote: Why U deleetz teh funny story Dingus? Whyz?!?!?!
He is the sites most neufarious advocate of post deletion. While it's usually safe not to "preserve" the posts of long standing members, Dingus is the obligatory exception to this particular rule.
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GeneralZon
May 5, 2009, 5:44 PM
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In reply to: Angry, there's dry gas and then there's wet gas. Hehe. And then there is chunky gas. And of course projectile spray gas.
Also known as Sharting. Half fart, half shit.
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boymeetsrock
May 5, 2009, 6:53 PM
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notapplicable wrote: boymeetsrock wrote: Why U deleetz teh funny story Dingus? Whyz?!?!?! He is the sites most neufarious advocate of post deletion. While it's usually safe not to "preserve" the posts of long standing members, Dingus is the obligatory exception to this particular rule.
This I know. Although I though he was backing off that stance a LITTLE. Oh well. Maybe he writes a book.
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notapplicable
May 5, 2009, 8:45 PM
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boymeetsrock wrote: notapplicable wrote: boymeetsrock wrote: Why U deleetz teh funny story Dingus? Whyz?!?!?! He is the sites most neufarious advocate of post deletion. While it's usually safe not to "preserve" the posts of long standing members, Dingus is the obligatory exception to this particular rule. This I know. Although I though he was backing off that stance a LITTLE. Oh well. Maybe he writes a book.
Figured as much. Just thought I'd toss that out there for the uninitiated in hopes that future anecdotes will be quoted promptly.
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boymeetsrock
May 5, 2009, 8:48 PM
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Dood.. You changed your Sig. !!
Man the old one was one of the best statements I have ever read. It's my screen saver at work.
If only climbers would abide.
.....the dude abides, why can't climbers?
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macherry
May 5, 2009, 9:24 PM
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limeydave wrote: Terry2124 wrote: Holy shit Dingus, I laughed so hard reading that, my eyes were watering lol Brilliant, he's gone and deleted them, and you turtle-heads didn't quote him... Thanks.
it was gold jerry, pure gold!!!!
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May 5, 2009, 10:19 PM
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notapplicable
May 6, 2009, 1:20 AM
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dingus wrote: notapplicable wrote: boymeetsrock wrote: notapplicable wrote: boymeetsrock wrote: Why U deleetz teh funny story Dingus? Whyz?!?!?! He is the sites most neufarious advocate of post deletion. While it's usually safe not to "preserve" the posts of long standing members, Dingus is the obligatory exception to this particular rule. This I know. Although I though he was backing off that stance a LITTLE. Oh well. Maybe he writes a book. Figured as much. Just thought I'd toss that out there for the uninitiated in hopes that future anecdotes will be quoted promptly. You boys do that to me and I will have posted my last story on this site. I mean that. I came back a little but I am NOT going to leave this material hanging around in the hands of people who do not respect my copyrights. Simple as that. I'm not trying to start an argument with management. We have a seperate peace here. You guys read the stories. What, do you want to possess them too? Well you cannnnnnnn't have it. Sorry. I 've given this stuff freely. I know its GOOD. I have an absolute right to delete it as I see fit. I hpoe you will respect that. DMT DMT |
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notapplicable
May 6, 2009, 1:21 AM
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boymeetsrock wrote: Dood.. You changed your Sig. !! Man the old one was one of the best statements I have ever read. It's my screen saver at work. If only climbers would abide. .....the dude abides, why can't climbers?
Such a great sentiment isn't it.
It'll likely be back before too long though. I just liked the new one enough when I first read it that I though I'd toss it up there for a few weeks.
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Craggmire
May 6, 2009, 1:55 AM
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GeneralZon wrote: In reply to: Angry, there's dry gas and then there's wet gas. Hehe. And then there is chunky gas. And of course projectile spray gas. Also known as Sharting. Half fart, half shit.
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